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The Last Person To Post Wins The Interweb - NSFW

Discussion in 'uncle phil's Posting Games' started by uncle phil, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
    WITNESS: Oral...


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  2. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I say we all win with that. ^^
     
  3. I cant pick just one, is that bad?
     
  4. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Ooh a contest to win
     
  5. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Nothing to see here. I win.
     
  6. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    damn, I was winning too. Oh wait
     
  7. not anymore you're not.
     
  8. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Why of course I am winning! And how dare you accuse me of using this mainly to increase my post count on the new board!
     
  9. I never accused you of anything, but now that you mention it, I suppose it could be seen that way

    edit: ooh, even the edit function is shiny, oh and im winning
     
  10. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    You must be mistaken, I am clearly winning. Hopefully you do not win Al Gore with the interweb though, seeing that he invented it and all.
     
  11. I will not be swayed by Al Gore, there is only room for winners here, and that is me. btw, nice sig, just get that done?
     
  12. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    oh my, he may to loosen his tie and get 17th century on you if he hears that.
    And yes I just updated the sig. One of my favourite authors, and Orson Welles was of course a brilliant everything.

    gets ready to do the victory dance. Are we are allowed to spike the captured heads we have gathered along the way in the endzone?
     
  13. that will be up to Uncle Phil, I'm sure. not that I'll be capturing any heads, I'll just be tossing them off into the sidelines, as I take the win.
     
  14. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    "Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth"
    speaking of nice sigs, that is possibly my favourite book in the Gunslinger series.

    For those blessed with kids, does you "parent sense" tingle as well when both of your 4 and under kids are in the bathroom without supervision?
    grabs the win and makes a break for it....
     
  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    It's like a thread full of Charlie Sheen's, all declaring "Winning!"

    I'll be over here with the porn stars celebrating.
     
  16. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
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    But I heard that carrot glace was keeping all of the drugs for himself and all of the hot girls too. Something about leaving all of the porn stars over 40 for everyone else.
    Snatches the victory cup and races for the portkey.
     
  17. you fool! the victory cup WAS a portkey! *takes it back and uses it to face Voldemort*
     
  18. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Obviously carrot glace has not realised yet that I already vanquished Voldemort with a hollow point round from a sniper rifle and snatched his wand to auction off to the highest evil bidder. He was busy babbling about Harry Potter coming out to face him or something. Apparently his spells are lacking when it
    Jumps on buckbeak's back and flies away with the prize......
    *wonders if he should call off the snipers sent to target Harry Potter*
     
  19. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I can't believe I missed the obvious quip, "Hey, nice rack!".
     
  20. where's my sandwich?