Although Tilted Weaponry has approximately 2.8 contributors and they've all likely read this before, I'm going to post this absolute gem of super-tactical comedy because it's something we can all appreciate as adults who can smell a hot mess of bullshit a mile away. You don't have to know all the obscure brand references / military lingo to appreciate it but if you're part of the crowd that can translate this, it's absolute pants-shitting gold. Gecko45 is the single best thing to happen to gun forums... ever. ... Strap on your thigh rig holster, zip up your Blackhawk! assault vest and take a deep breath as you enter... Shrine of the Mall Ninja ... Warning: Do not read the above if you have a heart condition. Do not read the above while eating or drinking. Do not read the above if you are pregnant or could be pregnant. Call a doctor immediately if you feel dizzy or faint. ... Questions: Do you know any hardcore mall ninjas? What's the most mall ninja thing you've owned? What's the most mall ninja thing you've ever done? I know mall ninjas. I think KirStang might be my favorite because he's actually in the military and will soon own both an AUG and a Tavor. I'd have to say the most mall ninja thing I've ever owned is a toss up between the Kel-Tec Sub2000 and a 10-round mag extension for a Remington 870. The most mall ninja thing I've ever done is open carry. There is nothing less manly than being asked to leave a big box store because most people don't know the law. Further Discussion: Use this thread to discuss mall ninjas, report their sightings and generally post wacky weaponry-related links. Go!