White guy dating a Mexican gal

I'm a white boy dating a Mexican gal. I'm starting to get pretty into her and I think it's mutual. I'm a little nervous about meeting her family though. Any comments, suggestions, jokes, input?

 

Don't wear a sombrero or assume everyone's name is "Paco". Don't ask her dad if he mowed your lawn that day.

Don't think you're special because you dating someone of a different ethnicity. Lots of people do it, and probably better than you can.

When you do meet her folks, be yourself. She obviously likes you - that should help.

 

Avoid acting like Rob Schneider in his "new hit comedy" about a white guy interacting with his hot Mexican girl's family.

...no, really, fuck that guy. Horrible show. Who the fuck gave money to further that dripping abortion of an idea?

 

Don't assume Rhynox's girlfriend is hot. Maybe she is, but he hasn't said so and not every Mexican girl is hot. Some are - many are not. Some are at one time then get fat later. I recently ran into an old girlfriend who'd gained over 100 lbs - and she's about 5' 2".

 

Hey, we're talking about me here. You know how I am... if I can't lift it, I don't eat it.

I also check to ensure all teeth are present and in good condition while they're sleeping.

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I've dated nearly every ethnicity and I'm still looking to find an American black girl that will shut up for 10 minutes.

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Uh... um... thread related advice? "You mess with one bean, you get the whole burrito!" So don't piss her off.

 

The obvious answer is to put your cock in her mouth, but that's advice that you're clearly unable to follow, what with the smooth spot and all.

And I was just trying to rid New Guy from that Rob Schneider stink you put on him. Seemed like the nice thing to do.

 

Sometimes... it's not easy being your apprentice.

 

Damn you and your instant responses! I'm trying to edit Crompsin-style here!

 

I just got home. I'm sitting here in DCU pants and drinking a Diet Mountain Dew.

I'm on you like a fucking spider monkey, Jazz. Go ahead, make a move.

 

I think I like The TFP.

 

You're a hobbit infiltration away from going full retard, aren't you?

We get that a lot.

 

I think Plan9 just referenced the Twilight movie.

 

Rhynox... 8 replies in less than 45 minutes... 2 on topic then moving into a typical exchange between 2 of our most prolific and entertaining characters. Do you feel anything at all like the victim of a drive by argument yet?
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oops... make that 9... Poetry snuck one in while I was typing

 

Negative.

 

My brother married one (we're white folk). She's nice and they have a great son together. Her family likes my brother. Just don't be an asshole, I guess...

 

Plan9, I got the referrence. Which is why the "hobbit" referrence fits in so many different ways.

Uh, Rhynox, we're not always like this. Special occassions and whatnot.

 

"Whoo, it's Monday!"?

 

Don't make me tie you up and punish you, Poetry.

 

Oh, man... this is better than an episode of Moonlighting.

 

Won't necessarily stop her talking, but it will mean you can't understand what she's saying (if that's important, either as a positive or a negative).

EDIT: to do something OT, I guess it's probably best to avoid phrases like "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges", etc.