ZOMBIE BEES!!!!

As a Zombie Squirrel, I am very familiar with the zombification of the mammalian world. I was NOT aware of zombie bees. I thought as a highly functioning member of the undead who lives amongst the living in harmony, I should warn you about this crisis.

Tilted Weaponry folk, (looking at you Plan9) your guns will be useless against them.

 

Funniness aside, I hope they find a solution to this problem.
Without bees, I don't know if we could pollinate even just the essential foodstuffs, let alone all the pretty stuff.

 

Challenge Accepted.​

 

Day 1 of Undead Airborne Insect Apocalypse (UAIA). My training has started. Here's a view of the enemy through my EOTech XPS.



Notice how the 1 MOA dot w/ 65 MOA circle is perfect for zombee termination.

 

You obviously haven't been involved in the Global War on Terrorist Insects (GWOTI)!

They're ALL targets.

 

Ahem.

 

Mmm, perhaps solid projectile weapons such as machine guns and automatic cannons are not the preferred means of dispatching our reanimated arthropod foe. Flamethrowers/incendiary munitions would prove much more effective given the area effect. I'm going to need some M202 FLASH launchers or RPO-Ms. The infantry will be armed with flamethrowers and M308-1 grenades. Heavy smoke is known to disorient flying insects.

 

Oooooh! I've always wanted to use a flame thrower! Those little torches for Creme brulee just aren't as fun

 

supersoaker full of gasoline + creme brulee thingamajiggy = peace

 

Whatever weapon we choose, it must come from Israel and it must be able to be holstered on a thigh rig. This is common knowledge and cannot be questioned.

 

or we just get a protective dome made of chameleons and frogs to feast upon our would-be invaders

 

If we have zombie bees, then can we have zombie trees?