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Möderätor, Male, from Toronto

"The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." —Eden Phillpotts, A Shadow Passes Mar 2, 2015

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    1. Baraka_Guru
      "The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." —Eden Phillpotts, A Shadow Passes
    2. Baraka_Guru
      Your sorcery knows no bounds.
    3. Baraka_Guru
      Arcane abjuration isn't as flashy as evocation, but it's kind of a big deal.
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    4. Baraka_Guru
      Oh, I've *found* my calling, but I've got bills to pay, yo.
    5. Baraka_Guru
      The Force Awakens teaser trailer was released today, and I've had multiple nerdgasms.
    6. Baraka_Guru
      It must be a conspiracy.
    7. Baraka_Guru
      It is a truth universally acknowledged, that those with the rankest of opinions have the unsoundest of logic.
    8. Baraka_Guru
      Cooo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coooo!
    9. Baraka_Guru
      "Rhymes that keep their secrets / Will unfold behind the clouds...."
    10. Baraka_Guru
      “The risk of a wrong decision is preferable to the terror of indecision.” —Maimonides
    11. Baraka_Guru
      "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines." —Ralph Waldo Emerson
    12. Baraka_Guru
      Biting my truant pen, beating myself for spite: "Fool!" said my muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write." ― P. Sidney, Astrophel & Stella
    13. Baraka_Guru
      “The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely.” ― Carl Jung
    14. Baraka_Guru
      Yo-ho, haul together, hoist the colours high! Heave-ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!
    15. Baraka_Guru
      I am the king of indecision just sitting on my throne.
    16. Baraka_Guru
      “Maybe you are a poet and a dreamer, but don't you realize that those two species are extinct now?” —J. G. Ballard
      1. snowy
        I'm so screwed.
        Sep 16, 2014
    17. cynthetiq
      This is known.
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    18. Baraka_Guru
      Sturgeon's law states that 90% of everything is crap. It is known.
      1. snowy
        I am the 10%.
        Sep 5, 2014
    19. Baraka_Guru
      Hank Moody is my Tyler Durden.
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    I can't remember anything. I remember only ideas and sensations.
    —James Joyce, Ulysses (1922)

    “Humankind cannot bear very much reality.”
    —T. S. Eliot, “Burnt Norton,” Four Quartets (1943)


    The details of my life are quite inconsequential. But very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical — summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it —