Welcome to The TFP!
The Tilted Forum Project (TheTFP) is a discussion community that combines themes of progressive sexuality and universal acceptance. Maturity and companionship have been our cornerstones since 2002 as we've worked to expand the minds of everyone who participates.
You are currently viewing our community forums as a guest user. Sign up or
Having an account grants you additional privileges, such as creating and participating in discussions.
- Last activity:
- Jul 4, 2015 at 6:06 PM
- Jul 14, 2011
- Likes Received:
- Trophy Points:
Möderätor, Male, from Toronto
TECHNOTRONIC'D! Jul 2, 2015 at 2:06 PM
- Baraka_Guru was last seen:
- Viewing portal index, Jul 4, 2015 at 6:06 PM
Signature“I can't remember anything. I remember only ideas and sensations.”
—James Joyce, Ulysses (1922)“Humankind cannot bear very much reality.”
—T. S. Eliot, “Burnt Norton,” Four Quartets (1943)
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. But very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical — summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it —