Welcome to The TFP!
The Tilted Forum Project (TheTFP) is a discussion community that combines themes of progressive sexuality and universal acceptance. Maturity and companionship have been our cornerstones since 2002 as we've worked to expand the minds of everyone who participates.

You are currently viewing our community forums as a guest user. Sign up or
Having an account grants you additional privileges, such as creating and participating in discussions.

  1. To celebrate Tapatalk's 4th year anniversary, Tapatalk app is now completely free. Checkout Tapatalk 2 for Android in Amazon App Store, Tapatalk 4 (Beta) in Google Play, and the original Tapatalk app for iOS is also free in Apple App Store!

    Google Play

    Apple App Store

  2. Last year I pretty much gave away all the donations we took to the uncle phil causes.

    We've had some donations over the past couple of months, but I'm going to be short next month for sure as some personal things are keeping me from putting up the money. If you have something small to contribute it's greatly appreciated.

    Please put your screen name as well so that I can give you credit.



    Click here: Donations
Last activity:
Apr 16, 2014 at 7:23 PM
Jul 14, 2011
Likes Received:
Trophy Points:


Möderätor, Male, from Toronto

"The shadow of the dome of pleasure / Floated midway on the waves" Apr 16, 2014 at 10:11 AM

Baraka_Guru was last seen:
Viewing blog entry 87. "You're in the car, aren't you?", Apr 16, 2014 at 7:23 PM
    1. Baraka_Guru
      "The shadow of the dome of pleasure / Floated midway on the waves"
    2. Baraka_Guru
      Oh, man...'80s Metallica...so fucking good.
      1. ThePriseInferno likes this.
    3. Baraka_Guru
      "Keep your friends close but your enemies closer, even if it means sleeping with them." —Barakius Maximus
    4. Baraka_Guru
      "If you want justice, you've come to the wrong place." —Tyrion Lannister
    5. Baraka_Guru
      "They have a choice: They can live in my new world or they can die in their old one." —Daenerys Targaryen
    6. Baraka_Guru
      Valar morghulis.
      1. PonyPotato
        Valar dohaeris
        Apr 1, 2014
      2. Baraka_Guru
        This man is pleased to hear the words.
        Apr 1, 2014
    7. Baraka_Guru
      "There are no unsacred places; / there are only sacred places / and desecrated places."
    8. Baraka_Guru
      “Man may trust man ... we'll never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind. That would mean the death of magic, I think.”
    9. Baraka_Guru
      Conan sensed their uncertainty and grinned mirthlessly and ferociously. "Who dies first?"
    10. Baraka_Guru
      24 days until season premiere, y'all!
      1. CinnamonGirl
        I think saying "y'all" takes away some of your Canada-ness. :)
        Mar 14, 2014
      2. Baraka_Guru
        Yeah, we're more about "guys!"
        Mar 14, 2014
    11. Baraka_Guru
      "Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does." —Jean-Paul Sartre
    12. Baraka_Guru
      We men may be from Mars, but what's important is that we're seeking Uranus.
    13. Baraka_Guru
      "It's now or never, as always. If you're not here now, you won't be there then." —Lama Surya Das
    14. Baraka_Guru
      "Someday, when all your civilization and science are likewise swept away, your kind will pray for a man with a sword."
    15. Baraka_Guru
      "When I cannot stand alone, it will be time to die. But I'd like a flagon of wine."
    16. EventHorizon
      hey what happened to plan9?
      1. Baraka_Guru
        He comes and goes in cycles. He should be back within the next one to six months or more.
        Feb 19, 2014
    17. Baraka_Guru
      "Crom! ... Give me a clean sword and a clean foe to flesh it in. Damnation! What would I not give for a flagon of wine!"
      1. DamnitAll
        This makes me miss Niner.
        Feb 18, 2014
      2. Baraka_Guru
        Feb 18, 2014
    18. Baraka_Guru
      "Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own unguarded thoughts." —Gautama Buddha
    19. Baraka_Guru
      "I remember only ideas and sensations."
    20. Baraka_Guru
      I pay the iron price.
  • Loading...
  • Loading...
  • Signature

    “You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.“
    — Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing (1990)

    “Humankind cannot bear very much reality.”
    —T. S. Eliot, “Burnt Norton,” Four Quartets (1943)


    The details of my life are quite inconsequential. But very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical — summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it —