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Plan9
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Destroyer of Cereal

Plan9

Hard To Kill, from This Island Earth

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I miss 2003. Aug 23, 2018

    1. Plan9
      Plan9
      Oooooo, barracuda!
    2. Plan9
      Plan9
      You know I love the ladies / Love to have my fun / I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider / A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
      1. Baraka_Guru
        Baraka_Guru
        Word!
        Dec 3, 2013
      2. Plan9
        Plan9
        *ALL TOGETHER NOW!*

        JOY TO THE WORLD
        ALL THE BARAKAS AND ARKANAS
        JOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
        JOY TO YOU TWO SINGING BEYONCE
        Dec 3, 2013
    3. Plan9
      Plan9
      "Bearfucker, do you need assistance?"
    4. Plan9
      Plan9
      ▲▲▼▼◄►◄► B, A, Start
      1. snowy likes this.
      2. Remixer
        Remixer
        Konami!
        Dec 1, 2013
    5. Plan9
      Plan9
      WEREWOLVES, ZOMBIES, GOBBLERS!
    6. Plan9
      Plan9
      If our love is tragedy, why [don't you get me another drink]? If our love's insanity, why [don't you go make me a sandwich]?
      1. snowy likes this.
      2. GeneticShift
        GeneticShift
        PB&J, Grilled Cheese, or the blood of your enemies?
        Nov 25, 2013
      3. snowy
        snowy
        Or D, all of the above :)
        Nov 25, 2013
    7. Plan9
      Plan9
      ...random chance and selfish acts.
    8. Plan9
      Plan9
      As I learned from LordEden, never turn down an opportunity to take your shirt off or throw out an awkward chuckle.
    9. Plan9
      Plan9
      "Try to fuck up less and do the right thing faster, eh?"
    10. Plan9
      Plan9
      Avocado is delicious with honey. I could eat that sticky slurry all night long.
      1. whoknewhawtwife likes this.
      2. WHOKNEWHAWTWIFE
        whoknewhawtwife
        No need to be cruel. ;)
        Nov 7, 2013
      3. ARKANA
        arkana
        That's actually what Lionel Richie's "All Night Long" is about.
        Nov 8, 2013
    11. CinnamonGirl
      CinnamonGirl
      Your new avatar/icon makes me want to launch cows.
      1. Plan9
        Plan9
        One of my coworkers said that when I shave my head I look like Earthworm Jim. I'm okay with being weird looking if I get compared to one of the coolest video game characters of the '90s.
        Nov 6, 2013
    12. Plan9
      Plan9
      Imagining fellow TFPers dressed like Flava Flav makes this site infinitely more amusing during heated debates.
      1. Baraka_Guru likes this.
      2. GeneticShift
        GeneticShift
        It's even better to read posts like Bill Cosby.
        Nov 5, 2013
      3. Baraka_Guru
        Baraka_Guru
        I actually read posts in the voice of Sean Connery. It'sh fantashtick. I recommend trying it shometime.
        Nov 6, 2013
    13. Plan9
      Plan9
      Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
    14. Plan9
      Plan9
      "This is how I show my love / I made it in my mind because / blame it on my ADD, baby."
      1. GeneticShift
        GeneticShift
        This just came on my Pandora. I listened because of you. I'm glad you're back.
        Oct 28, 2013
    15. Plan9
      Plan9
      Colton's Blue Steel makes it easy to get 'em in the bedsheets.
      1. GeneticShift and snowy like this.
    16. Plan9
      Plan9
      "I fuck like I park my car: Fast, sideways and often in the wrong spot."
      1. snowy and GeneticShift like this.
    17. DamnitAll
      DamnitAll
      Nice avatar.
      1. Plan9
        Plan9
        Hey, I'm all about solving problems. And blatant sexual innuendo.
        Aug 2, 2013
      2. DamnitAll
        DamnitAll
        You are very practical, and always prepared.

        I appreciate that in a man.
        Aug 2, 2013
    18. Plan9
      Plan9
      July 2014: Watch as I punch Baraka_Guru out in front of the Lincoln Memorial. AMERICA!
      1. Baraka_Guru likes this.
      2. Baraka_Guru
        Baraka_Guru
        Just be sure to bring your A game. It's going to take more than a bunch of squats and deadlifts and weight-gainer shakes.
        Aug 4, 2013
    19. Plan9
      Plan9
      "There's no space between gang and bang in gangbang!" Shut up, Dr. Dictionary.
      1. ARKANA
        arkana
        If you aren't referring to Baraka_Guru already, that's his new name. It has been spoken.
        Aug 1, 2013
    20. GeneticShift
      GeneticShift
      BOOMERANG OF DISTRESS
      1. DamnitAll likes this.
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