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Old 02-22-2007, 02:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-22-2007, 02:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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In Asia we have the hot chick with old white guy. It's just another flavour of the same thing.
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Old 02-22-2007, 02:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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In Asia we have the hot chick with old white guy.
What's your MySpace got to do with anything?
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Old 02-22-2007, 02:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This guy, Donkey Douche, is my favorite:



His vacuous, personality challenged facial expressions really crack me up.
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Pumpy the groper! holy shit that had me nearly in tears, what a gay

excellent site i'll be checking back for updates
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What's your MySpace got to do with anything?
Fuck, BoR, that cracked me up!
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I just can't see how that guy leaves the house thinking he looks okay...
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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This girl is hawt
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Old 02-22-2007, 04:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Douche bag is two words. I'm sorry, that's just a peeve of mine.

And she is cute as a button:
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:20 AM   #10 (permalink)
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This site had me rollin'! Pure genius.
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:38 AM   #11 (permalink)
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What's your MySpace got to do with anything?
First off... et tu Brute?


Second, some of the women in these pictures look like the deserve man they get.
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:57 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Speaking as a douche bag (like that spelling P_D?), I'm offended at the very topic of thread. Douche bags all over the world spend hours and hours honing our skills at hair combing, lifting weights and clothing management to attract the hottest women. Don't blame us if you can't or won't spend the time that it takes to convince these women to talk to you.

On behalf of guys with little dicks and big wallets everywhere, I demand a retraction of everything said above!
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Old 02-23-2007, 09:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Lol@The_Jazz

Speaking as a douche-bag-wannabe-once-upon-a-time: It never worked for me.

Since then realised the same thing as Charlatan's second comment: the girls aren't that great after all....

But hot just the same.
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Old 02-23-2007, 10:12 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Swear to god this is like looking at the facebook pictures of people around here. Oh, college.
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Old 02-23-2007, 10:32 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Haha.. yeah, I don't think anyone is saying those women are prizes either.. they're just hot.
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:05 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Second, some of the women in these pictures look like the deserve man they get.
THANK you, that is completely what I was thinking. How about "hot douche bags and the douche bags they love"?
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Old 02-23-2007, 01:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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How about "hot douche bags and the douche bags they love"?
Nope. That was a Springer episode a few years back. Potential copyright infringment.
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Old 02-23-2007, 02:12 PM   #18 (permalink)
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You guys & gals, crack me up! Thanks
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Old 02-24-2007, 07:32 AM   #19 (permalink)
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even a douche bag can cop a feel !!!......



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Old 02-25-2007, 12:37 AM   #20 (permalink)
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even a douche bag can cop a feel !!!......
A fact to which any number of Bobby's high school dates can attest.
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Old 02-25-2007, 01:36 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Oh snap!
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Old 01-18-2008, 06:24 AM   #22 (permalink)
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This girl is hawt
isn't that World's King?
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:02 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I still get a kick out of this site.... Check out the psycho DC Craigslist post...
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Old 01-18-2008, 07:05 AM   #24 (permalink)
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A fact to which any number of Bobby's high school dates can attest.

.....sorry ,only "My Old Lady" got the FEEL!....xoxoxoo

oh wow.....

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Old 01-18-2008, 10:53 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Oompa Prompa is by far my all time favorite.
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Old 01-18-2008, 02:02 PM   #26 (permalink)
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woah! i suddenly feel like i have a chance at scoring with a hottie.

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Old 01-18-2008, 02:59 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Just remember that the reason WHY so many hotties are with douche bags is because they either:
a. Own the Company.
B. Are Trustfund kids
C. Are Nuevo Rich from whatever reason!

Any questions.....?
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Old 01-18-2008, 03:42 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Or they are in major credit card debt and working at the cell phone store in the mall, but they pretend and trick girls into believing that they are one of those three things.
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Old 01-18-2008, 04:02 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Perfect response ASU!!! I was hoping someone would GO THERE! Ever get involved with someone you thought was successful, only to find out they were buried in debt? It "ain't" pretty....
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Old 01-26-2008, 12:55 PM   #30 (permalink)
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A douche cactus (plural douche cacti, scrote cactuses or poo cactus) is any member of the succulent plant family Cacataceae, native to the Americas, Europe and most of Orange County. They are often used as ornamental plants, but some are also crop plants.

Douche Cacti are distinctive and unusual plants, which are adapted to extremely arid and hot environments, showing a wide range of anatomical and physiological features which conserve hair gel and scrote with impunity.

Their hair has expanded into succulent structures containing the chlorophyll necessary for life and douchery, while the follicles have become the spines for which douche cacti are so well known.

Douche Cactus flowers are large, and like the spines and branches arise from bling and sweatbands. Many cactus species are night blooming, as they are pollinated by nocturnal insects or small animals, principally moths, bats and STDs.

Cacti's sizes range from small and round to pole-like, tall and smells-like-poo.
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:49 PM   #31 (permalink)
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isn't that World's King?
Thank you. Now I don't have to say it.
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:09 PM   #32 (permalink)
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oh wow.....


*tweeet!!* Public ridiculous banana hammock.
15 yards, loss of down
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:08 PM   #33 (permalink)
 
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I was just about to ask the same question.
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:03 PM   #34 (permalink)
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This girl is hawt
AMEN.
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:07 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Will, I'm vaguely worried that you'll show up on that site.

And that the subsequent laughter will put me in the ER.
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Old 01-28-2008, 08:08 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Will, I'm vaguely worried that you'll show up on that site.
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:20 PM   #37 (permalink)
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You have just contributed to the laughing out loud in class and delinquency of all of my friends in law school.

You should be proud of that fact, because what an incredible site this is.
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Old 01-30-2008, 12:47 PM   #38 (permalink)
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How do we know that any of these guys are really douchebags? I think guys are just envious.
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:07 PM   #39 (permalink)
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How do we know that any of these guys are really douchebags?
Just... just LOOK at them.

Douchebagus Maximus.
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Old 01-31-2008, 03:28 AM   #40 (permalink)
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There are without question a FEW guys on there who are mostly on there because they've struck a dumb pose with a really hot girl on their arm. But take a look at the people in the Hall of Scrote and the ones posted on this thread. What in the world is ANYONE doing dressed like that and why the fuck are girls that hot buying into it? It's 1 part jealousy (since they do have the attention of hot girls), 10 parts comedy and 89 parts disbelief.
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