Brewmaniac

How to Stop Wasting Time During Important Meetings

March 28th, 2007 by Anita Bath

Even ladder climbing, globe trotting, time strapped corporate executives need to stop and take a break when Mother Nature calls, right?

Not anymore. With the Gotta Go Briefcase, executives with an eye for the top don’t need to waste time tending to their bottoms:



Gotta Go Briefcase

As you can probably tell, discretion was the key objective when Niban Too Corporation of Japan invented the Gotta Go Potty. They waterproofed the containment area, double-sealed the lid, added a fold out leather privacy guard, and even included a cup holder (a diversion tactic the Japanese learned from General Motors … “Oooooh, a cup holder!”).

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It also holds files. Handy.

Cynthetiq

you could just crap in the potted plant just like this gent did....

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Lady Sage

Wow...

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Brewmaniac

Wholly Shit, Cynthetiq! That's hilarious! Thanks

It needs it's own thread, you can do that, your a Super Mod!

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cyrnel

Q) When does one guy remaining in the room, while everyone else leaves, really help meeting productivity?
A) When it's the manager.

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