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Old 05-11-2007, 01:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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40,000 Blow Jobs

Belgium NEE party senate candidate is willing to give 40,000 blow jobs to anyone who requests it on her site to make a statement.


http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm
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Old 05-11-2007, 07:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm number 26,342. My wife says it's ok cause blowjobs aren't really sex and I'll be using a condom.
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Old 05-12-2007, 06:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Condoms or no condoms, after that many blowjobs I would not want her mouth on my part.
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Weird.

Makes a change for a poitician to offer to suck you off - they normally just want to fuck you.
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Weird.

Makes a change for a poitician to offer to suck you off - they normally just want to fuck you.



ahhahhahhahhahahahhhhahhahahhahahhaa


fucking brilliant.
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This is a great idea for a political movement.

They are the NEE movement. Vote NEE if nobody deserves the vote.

The ruling party promised 400,000 jobs, so in a parody they are offering 40,000 blow jobs.

Brilliant.
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I wonder if they can trace their party back to the Knights Who Say Ni...
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.
So I request one blowjob and she will give me 40,000? I don't think my pecker could withstand 40,000 blow jobs. Oh wait a min...

I'm going to sign up my friends for this.
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Old 05-13-2007, 07:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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COUNT ME IN !!!

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Old 05-14-2007, 06:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Weird.

Makes a change for a poitician to offer to suck you off - they normally just want to fuck you.
Now that's funny!!
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Old 05-14-2007, 02:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Blowjob Request Form


Terms of Service
1. Acceptance of Terms
NEE and Tania provide blowjobs (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with us).

2. Description of Services
The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.
3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons


Enter name and e-mail address below, if you are selected you will receive an e-mail within one week, asking for the specific coordinates for the requested performance.

(your e-mail address will remain private and will not be used for any other purposes)

Some notes after having received more than 1000 applications:

submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs
Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications.

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I doubt I could cum in 5 minutes without a condom...with a condom...ferget it.
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Old 05-14-2007, 05:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Well, I signed up. I will just be waiting here with my pants off.
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:35 PM   #13 (permalink)
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just curious how this campaign is coming along, no way in hell the gf would let me sign up for anything like this, but you can bet your ass I am letting everyone I know in on it, no reason for them to miss out on a 5 minute quickie from a hot foreign chick
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Old 05-20-2007, 07:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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UPDATE!

Out of curiosity, I signed up a few weeks ago. Of course, I promptly forgot about it. Until today... Today, I received the email below. It links to a NSFW video that is both amusing and just a little hot.

Quote:
Hey Charlie,

Don't worry, this isn't spam. Just letting you know that you've been selected, click the link below to get what you asked for!
Hope you like it.

http://www.movielol.org/performance.php?name=Charlie

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Old 05-27-2007, 02:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Haha, nice.
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Old 05-27-2007, 04:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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so, waddya do, stick your dick into your screen?
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Old 05-27-2007, 04:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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more like stick your floppy into the hard-drive. XD
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Old 05-27-2007, 05:58 PM   #18 (permalink)
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anybody know what number she's up to? My cialis is wearing off.
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Old 05-27-2007, 07:19 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Okay, unable to watch all that video. Actully saw the first 10 seconds but... Well that girl was hot so of course the video must have been hot but wtf?
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Old 06-12-2007, 01:26 PM   #20 (permalink)
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What a gyp! She doesn't want me for a blowjob! She's looking for a sex partner in her movies. I am surprized she got through 26,342 blow jobs so quickly though. Sigh.......
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