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Old 02-20-2008, 03:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If bestiality is a crime and necrophilia is, too, how about sex with a dead animal?

Believe it or not, the issue just came up in a real court case. If it wasn't for the internet I'd never know about this crucial stuff. Read Volokh for details.

Sheesh. Lots of weird people out there.
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Old 02-20-2008, 03:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2008, 04:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I...uh.... ugh.
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Old 02-20-2008, 04:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nice... a new low has been reached.
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Old 02-20-2008, 04:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Perhaps not completely related, but there is a really weird case dominating the British media at the moment about the murder of a young model. The accused claims he had sex with her, not realising she was dead at the time.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7252746.stm
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Old 02-21-2008, 07:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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There is a law here in Washington state that you can't have sex with a dead bird...........????

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Old 02-21-2008, 07:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Congress' Oversight Committee probably should look into this....
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Old 02-21-2008, 09:01 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I want to talk to this dude. Anybody who'd fuck a dead deer has got to have some stories to tell.
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I can understand how it's bad to fuck a live animal but damn, leave the guy alone when he's fucking a dead one.

Or maybe that's just his way of tenderizing* the meat* so he can eat* the deer later.
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Old 02-21-2008, 11:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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i dont know which is more humerous.
the fact some dude got caught fucking a dead deer or that a lawyer might have successfully defended the case.
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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There is a law here in Washington state that you can't have sex with a dead bird...........????

xoxoxoo

Note to self, cancel trip to seattle.
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:24 PM   #12 (permalink)
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woah.

i wonder what was running though his mind at the moment that he got cought.

other than "FUCK!"
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Old 02-29-2008, 04:43 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Just a little sexual experimentation, that's all... :O
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Old 03-04-2008, 05:55 AM   #14 (permalink)
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woah.

i wonder what was running though his mind at the moment that he got cought.

other than "FUCK!"
...I knew I should have used the silencer...
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Old 03-05-2008, 09:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I want to talk to this dude. Anybody who'd fuck a dead deer has got to have some stories to tell.
LMAO..agreed.
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