inBOIL

I agree with most of these, but I must take issue with penguin. A scorpion is a far more awesome animal. And mullet...no. Just no.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

CinnamonGirl

This made me laugh. Bounty hunters are NOT more awesome than legos, though.

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Craven Morehead

hard to argue with any of that

bobby

Boobs should be higher....so to speak !

xoxoxoo

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"Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

JumpinJesus

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Any chart/graph/table/map that deliberately omits the 2 Coreys is bullshit in my opinion. I will not honor this chart.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

Amaras

I can't STAND hoodies, unless it's cold/raining.
And this may be heresy, but I don't like beer, either.

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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

World's King

How the fuck is Mt Dew more cool then beer?

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

noodle

I'm sorry, William Shatner is NOT more awesomer than sex. Even bad sex. Nope.

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ametc

Fuck yeah!

Jetée

I never knew the periodic table to be a heirarchy of elements; I think everything on the tablet is equally as awesome, with the Noble Races just slightly cooler.

Bt + (5Th 2Gr Nc Cp^ Pm) Wn + Cr = Unstoppable

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

macmanmike6100

agreed! this is excellent! reminds me of an xkcd.com comic that i can't find.

Baraka_Guru

Get out of my head!

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Herbert West

Proof that Jetée is right and this table isn't ranked in order of awesomeness: ninjas appear before pirates. If this table was truly ranked in order of awesomeness, pirates would only be preceded by explosions and Batman.

Did anyone else notice that this table displays periodic trends, just like the real periodic table? (For example, the first column is all people and the second is all things that go BOOM.)

Jetée

Proof Positive.



Color-coated goodness, just like skittles; but not M&Ms, those are no good.

Batman would surely agree:

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

HamiC

So I keep thinking, "They must've forgotten..."
...but no, they didn't. This rocks.

uncle phil

trebuchets - awesome...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Plan9

My stomach is a trebuchet.

And this chart makes me really happy.

...

EDIT: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA... no flamethrowers?! Fuck this.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Baraka_Guru

I can't believe you people are complaining. Don't you know that 105–106, 108–110, 112, and 100–103 are "fill in the blank"?

It's like a blank check of awesomeness, and you pissed it all away by complaining about what's on there and what didn't make it on there.

Geez, did you really think something called the Periodic Table of Awesoments would let you down?

Make it your own. It's awesome.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Cynosure

Agreed. Perhaps it depends on the bounty hunter and the Lego set. But this...



is definitely NOT more awesome than this...