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Old 04-16-2009, 08:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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hmmmm I think this is why some friends I know played guitar...
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hahahaha... learning the bass and not getting laid.
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Careful, you don't want to overdo it. Vet + guitar could be too powerful.
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Dude, I can handle it. If chicks love that emo pussy stuff... they'll love my version of Edwin Starr's "War."
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Old 04-16-2009, 09:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2009, 09:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2009, 05:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I have a theory. It goes like this:

Musicians are assholes. Guitarists doubly so. Most of the guitarists you meet are complete pricks.

I figure the reason that most guitarists are so mean and evil is because they're pissed off and disappointed. See, I figure most guitarists start in their mid to late teens, and the reason any teenage boy does anything is to get chicks. So when they learn guitar and realize that it doesn't actually get you laid, they get pissed off. But by then they've invested so much time and effort into learning guitar that they just continue with it anyway. Result is you have a bunch of guys who play guitar and who are pissed off.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe guitar does get you laid, and I ought to pay more attention to that video.
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Old 04-17-2009, 06:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2009, 08:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Guitars are okay. I'm a saxophone girl, myself. Now those can make a girl swoon.

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Old 04-17-2009, 08:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Um... what about piano? Does mastery of the ivories make anyone swoon? It certainly communicates a certain dexterity, I'm told.
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Old 04-17-2009, 08:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I like listening to a good pianist. I have a cd in my truck (alas, unopened; you just reminded me that I have it).

Hubby used to play the sax in his teens and into his early 20's. I swooned when he played for me. But we didn't even date until about 10 years later.
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Old 04-18-2009, 04:54 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Would any of you believe that poets used to be like rock stars?
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Old 04-18-2009, 07:12 AM   #15 (permalink)
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yeah but.........drummers do all the bangin'........
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