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FuglyStick · 05-20-2009, 12:17 PM

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2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines
18 May, 11:25 PM

Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.

Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.

At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.

Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.

The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.

Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.

Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.

Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.

I wanna laugh through the grimace.

Glory's Sun · 05-20-2009, 12:18 PM

has to be fake.. Russians drink vodka not whiskey

The_Jazz · 05-20-2009, 12:22 PM

Bullshit. They went from Florida to LA with the needles still in? That's a 5 hour flight assuming no layover.

ratbastid · 05-20-2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz

Bullshit. They went from Florida to LA with the needles still in? That's a 5 hour flight assuming no layover.

The quill-dick hurt so badly they levitated to LA.

fresnelly · 05-20-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid

The quill-dick hurt so badly they levitated to LA.

Or just maybe, pole vaulted.

Willravel · 05-20-2009, 04:37 PM

Perhaps there was a masochistic enjoyment in being punctured by the quills.

Plan9 · 05-20-2009, 08:43 PM

Pfft, Russians I've seen will drink anything with alcohol in it. Including mouthwash and antifreeze.

Esoteric · 05-21-2009, 07:54 AM

Man, even non-Floridians become stupid once they come into this state. I need to get the fuck out of here.

05-20-2009, 12:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Bullshit. They went from Florida to LA with the needles still in? That's a 5 hour flight assuming no layover. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

05-20-2009, 08:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Pfft, Russians I've seen will drink anything with alcohol in it. Including mouthwash and antifreeze. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

05-21-2009, 07:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Man, even non-Floridians become stupid once they come into this state. I need to get the fuck out of here. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

05-20-2009, 12:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	has to be fake.. Russians drink vodka not whiskey

05-20-2009, 04:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Perhaps there was a masochistic enjoyment in being punctured by the quills.