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Old 06-18-2009, 09:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Videos that make no sense at all.

You know how sometimes you'll be browsing the web, and come across a video or picture that just completely fucks your mind because it makes no sense at all?
Well, here, some people dancing to the legendary Song of Storms, from the video game Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Jesus, WTF.

And this one is for fans of Left4Dead:

GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAA. Catchy.
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Old 06-18-2009, 03:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Here comes...Dr. Tran!

You've seen all of his films. You bought all of his merchandise. You made him America's #1 action star. Make way for Dr. Tran!



Originally not really seen here.


I thought to submit this as a new thread, but I think it's better suited here. I only remembered this video only because of the "Animated Shorts" thread, and a guessing game I'm in right now about asian comedians.
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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one more I recalled being creeped the hell out by...


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Old 06-20-2009, 01:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That was great Jetee, is that real?? The sperms were ghosts, how classy.

Condom Boots sweet!!!
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I love the Dr Tran video!
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Old 06-20-2009, 03:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Gangsta Marky Mark + Danny DeVito = WTF?

That shit is painful to watch. Hahaha, god.
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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HAND ME THE FREAKING THREAD AWARD NAO! ;p
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Gotta thank Crack for posting this one a while back.
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Old 06-22-2009, 08:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Oh Jesus, this thread is blooming beautifully. Look at these bizarre, deformed gems of internet video footage. Keep it up guys!

---------- Post added at 04:25 AM ---------- Previous post was at 04:22 AM ----------

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Old 07-01-2009, 05:36 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2009, 11:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Oh... for those not on Digg much, search for RoboGasha, or some variation. It is... mindbending.
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I totally forgot to post Nannerpuss. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 07-03-2009, 02:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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I get a vicarious kick from those handsome dudes dancing in the first vid.

That one gentleman, towards the stairs,
makes glorious unabashed love to the wall and.....a chair cushion?

I'm loving it.
They look relaxed and being in the moment sexy.
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Old 07-03-2009, 10:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I totally forgot to post Nannerpuss. Thanks for the laugh.
No problemo. I actually have an image of Nannerpus on my phone for the longest time and I'd look it whenever I feel down. It's never without fail cheered me up.

Gotta love the Nannerpus.
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Old 07-11-2009, 10:44 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Super Deformed Gundam

I'm sure this makes sense in context, and is probably pretty hilarious if you understand Japanese slapstick comedy some 20 years ago, but as a compilation entry, it's pretty out there.

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Old 07-13-2009, 09:03 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Alright, here is one more that makes you scratch the noggin.

And to add, I am not a Mario or Nintendo fanatic in any way; why should I be when it took me nearly ten frickin' years to beat Super Mario World and obtain 100% completion.
I just happened upon this strange cartoon by untimely coincidence and curiosity.




post-script: and for those of you that endured the torture of sitting through that entire thing, wondering who in the world would want to be associated in delivering this type of message and entertainment to children, this oblique quote by Jack Handy makes just a little bit more sense now in the context:



Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the bear or even the elephant. It's "Donkey Kong riding on a shark's back, just gorilla-punching and gnoshing everything in sight.”
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Old 07-25-2009, 01:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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"Bob Saget"



still not sure the status or vailidity of these portrayals, but they were once hilarious four years past.
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Old 08-02-2009, 07:00 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2009, 10:39 PM   #20 (permalink)
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still not sure the status or vailidity of these portrayals, but they were once hilarious four years past.
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:19 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Great.

This isn't as good, and the guy talking is a little more annoying than the daily news, but the song is something that makes no sense in the sense that it is original, and catchy. Scratch your head, and enjoy the vacuous content, if that's your schpiel.

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Old 08-18-2009, 07:50 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:16 PM   #23 (permalink)
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To sell soap, appeal to women; tell them: Shut up, get on my horse.

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Old 02-14-2010, 11:22 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Love the mario sex ed one. Reminded me of this:


and this (is that Joe Mantegna's voice?)


This is one of my alltime favourites. Turn your speakers up for best effect.
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Old 02-14-2010, 03:07 PM   #25 (permalink)
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and this (is that Joe Mantegna's voice?)
Automatic awesome gold star for you. The above video is one of my all-time favorites to reminisce on (and every 5-25, I occasionally look for the original thread and dig it back up).

I had no idea it was on YouTube, and it must have been featured somehow (maybe later?), as those corporate suits don't usually allow just any one to upload videos that exceed 10 minutes.
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Old 02-16-2010, 12:23 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Thanks Jetee. I've seen a few vids on youtube longer than 10 mins mostly relating to computer games - walkthroughs and speedruns and such. And there's feature films on there too that seem to be 'official' and not split into parts.

Watching it again my favourite one's now Peanut Butter and JAAAAAM!!!! which I've found out is from a show called the Trailer Park Boys. It's the first I've seen of it but does anyone know if the actual show's any good? If that clip is any indication of the show's funnyness I might have to buy some boxsets.
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Old 02-27-2010, 06:42 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Peter Greenaway's feature debut, The Falls (1980), is three hours and fifteen minutes of rambling, almost coherent but meticulously thought-out nonsense describing, with grave candour and a dry, lucid wit the effects on 92 people whose surname begins 'Fall-' of a vague and unspecified phenomenon known as the Violent Unknown Event (V.U.E.). It's an absurdist masterpiece of pointlessness and excruciatingly detailed triviality and, in its entirety, admittedly fairly unwatchable. I had to watch it in bitesize chunks, fifteen minutes at a time. This is one of the 92:



Watch the entire film here: The Falls (1980) Digital | LOVEFiLM

The earlier shorts, Water Wrackets (1975), Dear Phone (1977) and A Walk Through H: The Reincarnation of an Ornithologist (1978), provide a more accessible glimpse into Greenaway's extraordinary imagination. See The Cook, the Thief, his Wife & Her Lover (1989) for the closest he ever got to the mainstream.
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Old 03-05-2010, 06:59 PM   #28 (permalink)
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truthful commentary:
I'm not sure why I didn't initially suspect where this video's premise was going to,
but when it hit, (@ around the 48 sec mark) I nearly broke an upper rib.
My naivete allowed for this funny to occur (and perhaps my nature of seldom reading youtube titles or descriptions).
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Old 03-10-2010, 03:46 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 03-10-2010, 12:17 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2010, 07:04 PM   #31 (permalink)
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and this is the reason I fell off after episode four; this stupid show doesn't make any sense.
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Old 03-18-2010, 07:42 AM   #32 (permalink)
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31 posts and no one posted this. Crazy.

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Old 03-24-2010, 12:50 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Love (and girlfriends) on the internet


synopsis:
What’s your Internet Girlfriend up to now? Oh, nothing.
Just balancing 15 books on her head while simultaneously solving a Rubik’s Cube and reciting Pi to the 100th digit.

a 1-in-433,000 find on the internet.


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Old 03-31-2010, 11:39 AM   #34 (permalink)
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If Lady Gaga were...?


alright, the above actually makes some semblance of sense, but I'd rather not create a thread to discuss its merits of definition, so... here you are dropped.
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:31 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:58 PM   #36 (permalink)
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This is Hilarious, Tenuous at Best, but you should still watch it:

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YouTube - The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

Old Spice and Wieden+Kennedy continue to display their willingness to push comedy in advertising with this new set of Old Spice ads. This time utilizing the comedic genius of directors Tim & Eric from the Awesome Show to push the deodorant. Plus they all star the amazing Terry Crew, the titan of all comedic actors.

This description for “Punch” explains it all; “Punches stop people, Odor Blocker stops odor, and parachutes stop drag race cars. This commercial illustrates two of those three points.”


The two advertisements that are premier, in my opinion, are "Blocker" and "Flex", in that order. "Punch" is 'meh', at best.



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Old 04-11-2010, 02:35 PM   #37 (permalink)
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This thread is like a gift that keeps giving for ever. Here's Mr. Blobby (whose philosophy of life will steer him through):


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Old 04-11-2010, 04:44 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Watching it again my favourite one's now Peanut Butter and JAAAAAM!!!! which I've found out is from a show called the Trailer Park Boys. It's the first I've seen of it but does anyone know if the actual show's any good? If that clip is any indication of the show's funnyness I might have to buy some boxsets.
Trailer Park Boys is a Canadian show, so most of the Canucks here have probably heard of it, at least.

It seems to be generally acknowledged as something that's an acquired taste, but I enjoy it at least. Maybe try watching a few episodes through alternative means before dropping money on a box set.
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Old 04-15-2010, 07:34 PM   #39 (permalink)
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(it will no sense to about 89% of the audience, as the video has no context.
Also, it's really an existentialist rant in French, so those that are not accustomed to hearing such things will think it odd.)
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Old 04-19-2010, 02:44 PM   #40 (permalink)
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alright, locating this video took an extraordinarily long and agonizing time, mostly because I couldn't remember exactly what I was looking for, as I first watched maybe 4 or 5 years back, and I'm actually kind of sorry I did find it (and then, decided to share here, no less).

alas, I'm sorry if you decide to watch this: Tralala Compilation Video | Music Video | NearlyGood.com
(I couldn't find it anywhere else, not on youtube, metacafe, or the like)

also, stuff I learned about in the hour or two span I kinda half-heartedly was searching for the above:

apparently the song featured is that of the artist 'Gunther' (and the Sunshine Girls?) entitled, the "Ding Dong Song" (Tralala).

ah, it was originally released in 1984, and then again 20 years later, by the artist I named above.

again, if not readily apparent, the internet culture found this particular song quite intriguing, and was the source of a several hundred parody videos.

and this, is the original music video: Günther & The Sunshine Girls - Ding Dong Song
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