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shakran 08-12-2009 01:20 PM
WHY. . did my parents not do this for me?!
 
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The_Jazz 08-12-2009 01:44 PM
Obviously your parents didn't love you enough. Or maybe they did and realized that if you were ever going to lose your virginity, having your bed be a Y-Wing hanging from the ceiling wasn't exactly helpful.

Want to touch my movie-quality Chewbacca mask?

shakran 08-12-2009 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Jazz (Post 2687127)
Obviously your parents didn't love you enough. Or maybe they did and realized that if you were ever going to lose your virginity, having your bed be a Y-Wing hanging from the ceiling wasn't exactly helpful.

Want to touch my movie-quality Chewbacca mask?
...

Yes.

I could have waited till college to lose my virginity. That thing wouldn't have fit in my cell. . er. . dorm room.

Reese 08-12-2009 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Jazz (Post 2687127)
Obviously your parents didn't love you enough. Or maybe they did and realized that if you were ever going to lose your virginity, having your bed be a Y-Wing hanging from the ceiling wasn't exactly helpful.

Want to touch my movie-quality Chewbacca mask?
It's ok that my Chewbacca mask isn't movie quality!


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