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Old 02-12-2010, 03:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Christian Side Hug



Who thought this was a good idea and why didn't they drink the Kool-Aid first? Note the brown people awkwardly standing in the back, seemingly unwilling to cosign on such a sonic monstrosity.
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Christ is dope!
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Old 02-12-2010, 05:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's so weird to preach a chaste message though a salacious medium.

So very bizarre.
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'd just like to understand when hugs from the front became indecent and thusly unchristian. Was Jesus a side-huger? Where is this in the Bible?
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Is this even legal? Whole bunch of whities trying to get people to side hug, in a rap no less.

I will admit that it's pretty catchy though. Now I have it stuck in my head. Damnit.
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Old 02-13-2010, 02:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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side-hug? is that like side-boob?
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I'd just like to understand when hugs from the front became indecent and thusly unchristian. Was Jesus a side-huger? Where is this in the Bible?
Same way a whole ton of other things that aren't in the bible made it into conservative Christian thought. In this case, someone realized it was nice to feel boobs while giving people hugs and thought, like a good conservative Christian, that if it feels good it must be bad.
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