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			Location: Ohio!  yay! 
				
				
				
				
				
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				Hillary Duff gets engaged
			 
			 Hillary Duff Teaches All Girls How To Handle Getting Engaged Boston.BarstoolSports.com 
		
		
		
		
		
			She's a keeper. 
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	Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx  | 
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			Location: Cake Town 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 I wonder how much money the photographer got for those shots.  
		
		
		
		
		
			Also wonder how much of a life s/he doesn't have. 
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			 Minion of Joss 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: The Windy City 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 Man...when I asked my wife to marry me, I barely got a kiss before she started calling everyone she knew....  
		
		
		
		
		
			Dude sure does look like he's getting a mighty fine bit of head, there, too.... 
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			 You had me at hello 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: DC/Coastal VA 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 When you're Hillary Duff, a mill is like $50 is to you and me. 
		
		
		
		
		
			She's a cheap blow. 
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			 Friend 
			
			
			
			
				
			
			Location: New Mexico 
				
				
				
				
				
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		 the look on his face looks like a blowjob is something the doesn't often get from her. haha i bet she's prudish. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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