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Old 03-07-2010, 08:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2010, 10:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Mmm, I wish that was my head.

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And what's with the heels?
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Old 03-07-2010, 11:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I wanna do that! But I don't want to wear a thong and heels while I do it...that just seems weird.
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Old 03-07-2010, 11:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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And what's with the heels?
They're her "peacock feathers."
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Old 03-07-2010, 11:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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And what's with the heels?
Well, if we follow the URL on the left of the video, we find that she's "the hottest, hardest, naughtiest Muscle Goddess on the Internet!"
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Old 03-07-2010, 11:30 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2010, 12:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2010, 01:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I never understood the appeal of melon crushing thighs. Didn't really do anything for Bond.
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Old 03-07-2010, 01:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2010, 02:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Well, if we follow the URL on the left of the video, we find that she's "the hottest, hardest, naughtiest Muscle Goddess on the Internet!"
...that still doesn't explain the heels. Or the thong. Now that I'm thinking about it, this video totally belongs on one of those goofball "unrelated" sites.

It'd be even better if she was wearing those gag disguise nose glasses.
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Old 03-07-2010, 02:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Well, if we follow the URL on the left of the video, we find that she's "the hottest, hardest, naughtiest Muscle Goddess on the Internet!"
The hottest hardest muscle goddess IN THE WORLD is Jamie Eason!

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Old 03-07-2010, 03:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2010, 03:49 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 03-08-2010, 06:45 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Why'd they put a tarp down in the living room next to the bookcase? Isn't the bathroom a bit easier to clean up?
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Old 03-08-2010, 07:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
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A more practical application:
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Old 03-08-2010, 10:20 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I wanna do that! But I don't want to wear a thong and heels while I do it...that just seems weird.
As a community, we would not hold it against you if you didn't wear the heels.
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:47 AM   #18 (permalink)
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