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Old 03-16-2010, 02:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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She's a charmer!
One day after being convicted of a DUI with a prior, Megan Barnes caused a car crash as she proceeded to shave her vagina behind the wheel on Tuesday.
LOLz!
Not only had her driver’s license been revoked for five years, but she is required to have a Breathalyzer ignition on any vehicle she drives as part of her nine months probation.
Despite the legal matters, she just wanted to “be ready” to meet her boyfriend on the way to Key West so she had a passenger hold the wheel while she went "downtown."
Barnes could face up to a year in prison and luckily, the people she struck were only treated for minor injuries.
We can't figure out which part is worse: the passenger who decided to hold the wheel or taking a razor to your genitals in a moving vehicle?!
Both are equally HIGHlarious!
Some things just have to be said.
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Old 03-16-2010, 04:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This doesn't help the female stereotype at all.
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Old 03-16-2010, 06:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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They neglected to mention the juiciest bit - that the passenger holding the wheel was her ex-husband.

Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates ? The Register

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Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week when she piled into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people. Or rather, although she was in the driver's seat, it was actually her ex-hubby Charles Judy who was holding the wheel while she tidied herself up down below.
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Old 03-16-2010, 06:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Wow. Some people are truly messed up.
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