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Old 03-31-2010, 05:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A News Story for PunkofAges

This is the Fat Mike from NOFX and POA's sig.

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Alternative Press - Tim Karan on 3/27/10 @ 3:08 PM - altpress.com

NOFX frontman Fat Mike has been banned from Emo's Annex in Austin, Texas, following a stunt at last week's South By Southwest Music Festival where his alter-ego, Cokie The Clown, served shots of tequila mixed with the singer's own urine.

Fat Mike kicked off a solo performance by downing a few shots and then distributing more to fans in the audience. After 30 minutes of the singer speaking about disturbing topics like the hanging of one of his friends and smothering his ailing mother, Mike played an unedited video onstage showing himself urinating into the tequila that he had already distributed.

Fat Mike told TMZ, "I confirmed that urine was not classified as a biohazard waste and not subject to the risks of legal ramifications of blood, semen, or feces." At the time, Austin police had yet to take any action, but are apparently now investigating. A representative for Emo's told TMZ, "Emo's does not condone Fat Mike's actions, and we do not encourage or condone any acts of stupidity that Fat Mike may perform."
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I don't really have much to say on this, except Fat Mike is a disgusting bastard. When I heard it on the radio, I thought of POA. He would have taken the shot and made fun of anyone that threw up after they saw the video.

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Old 03-31-2010, 07:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2010, 08:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite
I'll choose my own shit scene
unsubstantiated rumors flown are true
I'm here for me not you
Noncunglumurate I mean what I say
I'm not your fucking scape
goat apparently I've alienated some
it seems my job's half done
You'll never understand it
try to buy and brand it
I win, you lose, cause it's my job
to keep punk rock elite
This music ain't your fuckin' industry
I guess this is just him keeping punk rock elite
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You know what's sad? Tim "Drug Dealer" Armstrong and the total punk sellouts from Rancid still have more street cred than that douchenozzle.
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Being that I'm friends with Fat Mike, NOFX, and Fat Wreck Chords on the MySpace, I already had three bulletins and blogs informing me of this event the day after TMZ put the video on their site.

Now, this:
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He would have taken the shot and made fun of anyone that threw up after they saw the video.
is right about on the nose. It's just piss, and it's not that gross. However, there is one issue I take with this. Fat Mike has made it very clear on numerous occasions that he hates being spit on:
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I'm just not that punk rock, I guess...
I find it very hypocritical to pee in people's drinks when you can't even hack a bit of spit.

Then again, it's not like it's the first time Fat Mike has shown his hypocritical side...
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His hopes may be false but his happiness is real
Don't try to judge him, he's just a man
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You're wrong about virtues of Christianity...

And You're wrong if you think there will be a Judgement Day...

You're wrong fighting Jihad, your blind faith in God
Your religions are all flawed,
Alas, though, hypocrite or not, the music will always speak to me and a little piss in my drink wouldn't change it.

I definitely would have spit on that fatass clown after I saw the video, though....
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Not surprising yet very amusing, PoA. You're a salty sonuvabitch.
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Being that I'm friends with Fat Mike, NOFX, and Fat Wreck Chords on the MySpace, I already had three bulletins and blogs informing me of this event the day after TMZ put the video on their site.
Ohhhhhhh MY BAD. I didn't know you were the Kurt Loder of the underground Punk Scene. I'll make sure I do a "Simpson's Did It!" check before I post something about Fat Mike on here.

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Then again, it's not like it's the first time Fat Mike has shown his hypocritical side...
Really you could say that about lot of older artists that make it past a 1st/2nd CD release into longterm success, that they often break away or outgrow what they were passionate about in their earlier careers. This can also work in reverse.

Also, punk artists are angry when they are young, I can't imagine what they are like when they hit "sitting on the front porch, yelling at kids to get off their lawn" age. They have to be the most angry, sully, and downright pissed-off old people on the planet.
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Old 03-31-2010, 04:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I can't imagine what they are like when they hit "sitting on the front porch, yelling at kids to get off their lawn" age.

hey....i'm there and....i do that all the fucking time.

and i piss where i want.

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Old 03-31-2010, 04:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I know you make great music fly, but I mean PUNK rockers. Angry fucks that only know 3 cords. Not stoner rockers. When those guys get old, they buy a big farm in a cold place where no one lives. Then they smoke a lot of pot and make music in a barn.

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What kids do you tell to get off your lawn? I mean you don't live in suburbia USA with 9000 kids running around the neighborhood.
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Old 03-31-2010, 05:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I know you make great music fly, but I mean PUNK rockers. Angry fucks that only know 3 cords. Not stoner rockers. When those guys get old, they buy a big farm in a cold place where no one lives. Then they smoke a lot of pot and make music in a barn.

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What kids do you tell to get off your lawn? I mean you don't live in suburbia USA with 9000 kids running around the neighborhood.


that was fucking awesome man..........nicely done.



and as for the kids i yell at and freak out on,they happen to be grown up folk.

see,i live on the Fraser river right,and there is a 7.2 km trail that runs the dyke system here,and the people that want to walk the trails,have ample parking...yet they still wanna park on my fucking front lawn.

so on a daily basis,i yell at the "kids" too.

........and i fucking like punk music too biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-31-2010, 08:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Also, punk artists are angry when they are young, I can't imagine what they are like when they hit "sitting on the front porch, yelling at kids to get off their lawn" age. They have to be the most angry, sully, and downright pissed-off old people on the planet.
I don't know, dude. When you've spent every day of your life since you were 18 years old doing things that warrant these types of lyrics:

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I live a 5 day weekend
I gotta year long holiday
Thank God it's Monday
The only place that I gotta go be
Is at the show or on the first tee
Thank God for irony
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There's a place where some of us choose to live
A gated community cops can't come in
A neighborhood for punks over the hill
We're spendin' our golden years in Mattersville
We can do whatever we want whenever we please
There's always a keg of beer and a block of cheese
We got charams, pinball, asteroids, space invaders and missile command

We will grow old together
We will play bridge and Texas hold 'em
Duane and Stevie Cab they still skateboard
But most of us lawn bowl and shuffleboard
We may be getting ripe but we ain't bored
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39 My hair should be parted not spiked and green
My nights should end at 10 and not 6 am
But it is and they don't
I still get excited when the Adolescents play
Wake up not knowing what I did last night
Finding out and thinking that was cool and not sad
What do you really have to bitch or be pissed off about?
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:38 AM   #12 (permalink)
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hahahaha......LordDouchington..........


that's rich baby............
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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that was fucking awesome man..........nicely done.



and as for the kids i yell at and freak out on,they happen to be grown up folk.

see,i live on the Fraser river right,and there is a 7.2 km trail that runs the dyke system here,and the people that want to walk the trails,have ample parking...yet they still wanna park on my fucking front lawn.

so on a daily basis,i yell at the "kids" too.

........and i fucking like punk music too biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehe, you said dyke.

Oh what a hard fucking life you lead fly. "Booo hooo, I live near a river with hiking trails! Damn nature people park on my lawn, I is so SAD!" I bet your lawn is the size of most of the parks around here.

You might like punk music, but a punk rocker you are not. Not with that ridiculous picture you posted in the Fun Zone thread, Farmer Fly.

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CAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAADDDDDDAAAAAAAAA is place to be,
Fly's living on a farm you see,
Ass spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep your toilets, just give me that countryside.
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What do you really have to bitch or be pissed off about?
I ask that question about most punk/metal/"hardcore" bands. Most of the time they don't have shit to be pissed off about, they just know "angry" rock sells more to the hot topic crowd.

I wish people just went back to making music because they want too, not because they want to be in a nickleback song.
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:50 AM   #14 (permalink)
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They still make punk rock? Do they still make disco too?
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:55 AM   #15 (permalink)
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good one LordDouchington.........nicely done.


and so fucking what if i got a big yard...........it's a bitch to mow man.

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and please don't bring disco back.
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