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Old 08-14-2010, 10:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Justin Bieber hit in the face by a water bottle



I salute the person who did this and hope they don't get caught and killed by a group of tween girls for hitting him.

Should have hit him harder, he still was able to sing afterwards.
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Old 08-14-2010, 11:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Eden, I find it very disturbing & sad that you condone this type of violence.
Is there a joke I'm missing here?
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Old 08-14-2010, 11:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice, maybe if it happens enough he'll stop performing altogether.

Christ the kids lucky anyway at least somebody in the audience wasn't throwing batteries, coins or beer bottles (that may or may not be empty) at him....that REALLY hurts.
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Old 08-14-2010, 12:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This kid, the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and the rest of the Disneyesque brat pack, I couldn't care less about. They're pure pop fluff, as disposable as a free toy from a Happy Meal, and with about the same longevity.

Lady Gaga, on the other hand, is a disposable Happy Meal toy passing itself off as a gold brick, which is what she needs to be beaten with.
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Old 08-14-2010, 12:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Let's round them all up like the Jews?

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Old 08-14-2010, 06:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Guess there won't be any love for the lulz on here.

I think I'm going to stop posting videos on here.
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Old 08-14-2010, 06:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm still your boy, Eden. And the Jazz says it's okay for me to laugh because I'm not a decent person.

He'll survive. He's not even shaving yet. And somebody probably paid $15 for that 16 ounce bottle of water.

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Actually... fuck it. This is what I think of Justin Bieber...

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This is a picture of 16 year old Justin Bieber and his chubby starfucker friend driving around in a Lamborghini. Justin Bieber is a millionaire because Americans like to give him lots of money because they have no taste.



These are Tea Party activists. They're middle class Americans whose ignorance has made them incredibly mad. They don't like giving the government lots of money because instead of buying Lamborghinis the government spends it on dumb things like roads and the post office and stupid idiot social welfare programs like WIC. See if you can count how many of them are overweight and white.



Here we have some American soldiers in Iraq. They have a bunch of friends in Afghanistan. Nobody really knows why they're there anymore, but they definitely don't think them being there is a good idea. It's really weird because a few years ago everybody liked them being there. Not for any good reason, it's just fun to see us kick peoples asses... but not if it takes a long time. Either way, everyone agrees that we should come home. Is it because of the unnecessary death, destruction, and global animosity caused? You'd like to think so, but mostly it's because it's cost us a trillion dollars. We don't like when things cost us a trillion dollars.



This is the healthcare reform bill. It is also supposed to cost a trillion dollars. Despite decades of complaining about the ridiculous costs of health insurance and health care, people are somehow really really angry about the bill. That costs lots of taxes! Taxes suck! We are in the middle of a recession! Nobody wants to pay taxes to support some lowlife scumbag bums with no health insurance. They should work for it like the rest of us! If a man were dying of thirst I wouldn't give him a drink of water, that's for sure. He should have had his own water to begin with.



These are a bunch of unemployed people. They don't have jobs because we're in a recession, and therefore have no health insurance, because health insurance is primarily provided by the employer. If that old man in the foreground gets cancer it's going to cost him every penny he owns, virtually destroying his future.



When faced with problems that are hard to solve, it is best to blame immigrants. If there is a shortage of jobs, you can claim that they are sneaking into our country and stealing all the jobs from good citizens. If health care is expensive you can claim that it is because they are having ANCHOR BABIES (angrily yell that while spitting) which provides the families with free hospital services. If crime is high, it is because immigrants are shooting people in the face with guns and heroin and then escaping to Mexico. America clearly isn't safe because terrorists are sneaking across the border. The main reason this is all a real problem and definitely not a scapegoat or a distraction is because the federal government does not spend enough money and time securing the border. It's like they don't even try. Please spend more of your Monopoly money on border security but not on health care or economic reform.



So why is Justin Bieber a millionare? Because despite two simultaneous wars, a myriad of economic problems, watered down reform bills, and no real solutions in sight... your average Americans standard of living is nearly entirely unaffected. As angry as people are you'd think we would be living in an aluminum A-frame and eating sand for dinner. The reality of it is we've all got to go out and buy our 4g iPhones and $60 video games and order "funny" t-shirts on the internet. Despite all the crying we do about not having any money or jobs, the reality of it is that Americans own over 30% of the world's wealth. The average American household income is $46,000 a year, compared to $120 in Afghanistan.

We're giving millions of dollars to this guy....



Instead of these guys...




All I'm saying is I'm getting sick of Americans whining and getting mad about shit. Two Americans fucked and now you get to be one. That just makes you lucky; it doesn't put you above a guy from the Congo with scurvy and no education.

By the way, being angry and making a sign with a funny picture of Obama and emailing your family Jibjab videos doesn't make you productive or patriotic.

"GRRR, REPEAL THE 14TH AND 16TH AMENDMENTS, GRRRR!"

Give me a break, dipshits.
In sum: "Fuck that kid. And fuck you."
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Old 08-14-2010, 07:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I don't really know that much about Justin Bieber.

Here are the facts I've collected about Justin Bieber:
  • He's a young pop singer with a moppy hairdo.
  • He's Canadian.
  • Girls scream at him.
  • Someone hit him in head with a water bottle.
  • He drives a white Lamborghini.

I'm pretty sure I've never heard him sing.
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Old 08-14-2010, 07:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's like twilight. Why do people hate twilight? 'Cause it's not made for them, this kind of mass-marketed pop is disliked/hated by everyone around the targeted audience.

Like plan said, kid is going to live, hell it barely stopped him. It's not like he's laying on stage in a pool of his own blood and being rushed to the ER. He got a booboo and I giggled when I saw it.

It's like watching a video on youtube of some teenage trying something stupid and hurting themselves, except this time it was some pre-teen pop star getting nailed by a water bottle at one of his shows.

This isn't a snuff film or "faces of death" thing, it's a video of a kid getting hit by a water bottle. Who doesn't get hurt and lives to tell the tale.

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Also, seriously... 5 posts before Godwin's law was invoked? That's pretty bad by any standards.
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Old 08-14-2010, 08:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Also, seriously... 5 posts before Godwin's law was invoked? That's pretty bad by any standards.
What are you talking about? It was Godwin'd right in the OP. I know what kind of "salute" you were talking about....

You know damn well "Bieber" is Jewish....
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Old 08-14-2010, 08:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2010, 10:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Let's round them all up like the Jews?

I didn't get this thread until I read your comment, Baraka. Now I get it. I get it all too well.
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Old 08-14-2010, 10:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Okay, People's Republic of California. How about you trample the rights of homosexuals more?
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Old 08-15-2010, 12:22 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I thought it was pretty fucking funny. Again if that's the worst that happens to him on stage he's a lucky fellow. After you've watched your drummer and best friend nearly bleed to death from a beer bottle whipped at him from the audience (and still finish the song with his girlfriend holding a towel on his head) watching what happened above is pretty f'n funny and even if you haven't its still pretty f'n funny. Don't worry he'll live to sell more soul crushing pop music to boy crazy tweens and continue to have more money then anybody who does THAT for a living probably deserves.
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Old 08-16-2010, 05:28 AM   #15 (permalink)
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It's not funny at all. Why would it be? Because you're upset that he is making a success out of his 15 minutes? If you don't like him ( I don't either ), then quit paying attention. People are choosing to throw money at him, and that's their choice. If anything, be mad at them for having such bad taste.

Hell, if people all the sudden wanted to make me rich for farting on stage, I'd damn well go ahead and ride that pony till it died. Gimme money.

Haters gonna hate
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Old 08-16-2010, 06:46 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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^^^ That's AWESOME! I know a lot of metal heads who would pay for battle scars like that.

So is that from the feces or the stones?
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