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Old 05-16-2006, 03:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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B-day present for just out of the closet gay friend

So, this is the the thing. I have this friend from the University that we always knew was gay, but didn't have the guts to come out of the closet. He has finally accepted himself as he is and we're all very happy for him as he is a more confident person and overall a happier and better person. We have always enjoyed making fun and playing pranks on each other, so his birthday is gonna be this friday (his first bday after coming out) and we want to give him an "special" gift, but have't been able to think about anything funny enough. For the record, political correcteness if of no importance. Any ideas?
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Old 05-16-2006, 03:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Doorknob might do the trick...
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Old 05-16-2006, 03:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Doorknob might do the trick...
I almost crapped my pants!
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Old 05-16-2006, 03:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The doorknob idea kicks ass, I was thinking a coat hanger.
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Old 05-16-2006, 04:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Gerbil? Hamster?
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Old 05-16-2006, 04:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Ooh! Yes! Small rodent!

If you're feeling sorry for the animals though, you could get him a butt plug (nastily large) or a dildo (again, nastily large). Or a guide book for San Francisco (do they have AAA in Guatemala? If not, a bookstore).

Oh, and everyone could talk with the stereotypical gay lisp all day/at the party.
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Old 05-16-2006, 05:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2006, 06:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Screw it. Just give him a blow job...
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Old 05-16-2006, 06:20 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Screw it. Just give him a blow job...
Damn. If turning gay inspires people to blow you on your birthday, maybe I should switch!
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Old 05-16-2006, 06:47 PM   #10 (permalink)
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DUH!

/smacks self on the forehead

I forgot where I was for a moment!
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Old 05-16-2006, 07:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Go to his place and take the closet doors off and make furniture out of them.
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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a (gay) male stripper in female drag
have "her" try to convert him back, and then give up/give in and reveal himself.
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Old 05-17-2006, 01:41 AM   #13 (permalink)
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How about a lifetime supply of ginger root...
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Old 05-17-2006, 06:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Best of the Village People on DVD
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Old 05-17-2006, 07:09 AM   #15 (permalink)
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How about a lifetime supply of ginger root...
Best reply, ever...

Cant

stop

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Old 05-20-2006, 08:09 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Thank you all for your suggestions, after giben it a good thought, i ended up given him the biggest ginger root i was able to find, IT WAS HILLARIOUS and i'm sure in the end it will come in handy for him and his boyfriend, the only downward was that my wife was about to kill me for the prank... anyway, when is it that the wifes don't suck the fun out of a good prank.
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Old 05-20-2006, 09:51 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Okay call me stupid but... Ginger Root?
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Old 05-20-2006, 10:02 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Ginger root.

Consider yourself educated.
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Old 05-20-2006, 01:05 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Ginger root works in heterosexual situations too.
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