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Old 04-21-2003, 06:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Suppose life had regedit ...

and you could change one thing in your personal registry?


HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Automobile\CurrentCarDriving\EnablePorsche 911 GT3=1
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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heh...
Nice idea! toke me a while to get it...

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Life\In_Case_Terrible_Mistake\Reboot_And_SetDateTo: DateBeforeMistake = 1

(don't know anything about registry, but you get the picture...)
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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*Error Registry Corrupted* Please Format Now.

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Old 04-21-2003, 06:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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HKEY_CURRENT_USER\People\SetGirlfriend\EnableHotBlonde IQ=150
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Life\women\Be_A_Stubborn_Ass\Jan=0

If only it was that easy.
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Old 04-21-2003, 06:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Personality\Sexuality\ChickMagnet=1

or

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Life\Finance\PowerballJackpotWinner=True

I guess that second one would help me develop the first one
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Old 04-21-2003, 07:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Life\Finances\BankAccount\SUM=$999,999,999,999,999

and perhaps

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Travel\Etc\FlightAbility=1
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Travel\Etc\FlightMaxSpeed(mph)=20000
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Body\Health\Damage%=0

i wouldn't want to live for ever but it would be nice to be invincible. like crash a motorcycle 200mph into a truck and walk away unharmed. ya. that would be good. and the flight ability so i could fly to wherever i needed around the world to get what i need. what man u wanna sniff some lines brb, fly into columbia, come back [2 minutes] , here i dont think u can get any better.

plus i think i would definately need that invincibility flying at 20,000 mph! (think any drugs i would bring back would burn up at that speed?)
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Old 04-21-2003, 08:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lol....... omfg.... this is hilarious!! i can't believe i have never seen, heard, or even thought of this before! okay, here's mine:

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Relationships\Past\Ex-Girlfriends=0
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Old 04-22-2003, 02:42 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Nobody's said it yet?

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Body\Measurements\PenisLength=12

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Old 04-22-2003, 02:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Damn, if life was like regedit, I wouldn't know how to use it. Oh, wait...life is like that now!

HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Money\Bankaccount\Amount=1000000000

There, that should make my life crash a lot less from now on!



EDIT: Damn, after scrolling up, I notice <b>Bent</b> had the same idea.
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
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HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Mistakes\Undo\Steps=150
OR
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Sexual_Stamina\Duration\Minutes=5
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Old 04-22-2003, 05:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\People\Meet_more_of_them=1
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
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HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\biggrin\cantstopsmilin\lotsoteeth\today=whooopeeee
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:32 AM   #14 (permalink)
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HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Weight\< 200 pounds

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Appearance\Dashing+2

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Intelligence\High
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:45 AM   #15 (permalink)
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HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Simply\Happiness

I'm learning you can wish for everything else and maybe even get it all but without happiness what does it all matter...
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:47 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I'd have INI files instead of a registry, so that my life would be easier to change and less likely to be corrupted!
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:15 AM   #17 (permalink)
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HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Body\Gut=0
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:35 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I would delete the name my parents shoved at me.
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:43 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by troit
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Simply\Happiness

I'm learning you can wish for everything else and maybe even get it all but without happiness what does it all matter...
I'm with troit on this one...

Though
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\People\SetGirlfriend\EnableHotAsianOrBrunette
would be nice too...
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Old 04-22-2003, 09:06 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by ARTelevision
I would delete the name my parents shoved at me.
Do you just not like it? Ever consider legally changing names?
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Old 04-22-2003, 09:18 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by ARTelevision
I would delete the name my parents shoved at me.
Haha! I'd do the same. I'm changing it eventually. ^_^ Maybe some other stuff, too.

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Personal\Body\Size=10

or

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Relationships\Current_Friends\Get_Better_Ones

or

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Life\Education\College\Enable_Psychology_Degree
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