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04-02-2008, 10:40 AM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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I love her student body
She wants a better grade I say If you roll over I'll throw in financial aide HANOVER, Germany (Reuters) - A court in Germany sentenced a law professor to three years in prison for giving students better marks in exchange for sex and money. The 53-year-old from the central city of Hanover admitted accepting 156,000 euros ($244,000) in total for awarding doctorates to students who failed to make the grade. The man also told the court in nearby Hildesheim he had given female students better marks in return for sex. The academic, whom the court on Wednesday convicted on 68 counts of corruption, said he had resorted to taking bribes because he was having financial difficulties. His net monthly salary of nearly 5,000 euros had not been sufficient to pay off his debts, the court heard.
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04-02-2008, 11:01 AM
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So that stripper I met in Germany may not have been joking when she claimed she had a Ph. D. in cock sucking, good to know.
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04-02-2008, 12:16 PM
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well, at least he admitted to it.
Tlly, that comment you made had me busting a gut i was laughing so hard.
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04-02-2008, 10:51 PM
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Here's Mixer at Delta-Chi in it's entirety: It's College time again September's almost here Hanging with freshmen girls Frat party kegs of beer I see a girl I'm wanting mixer at Delta Chi we take some oxycontin Dave Matthew gettin' high and then as I undress her and start my stimulus she says but wait professor this wasn't on the syllabus I'm the bad professor I'm the bad professor A tenured titty caresser I'm a bad, bad man Tutor her at my apartment turns into a slow dance Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants I love her student body She wants a better grade I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid I hope you've boned up for your midterm If you want, I can help you cram Don't give a shit about the essay test So let's skip it and get to the oral exam I'm a bad professor that's a blow job reference I'm a bad professor Your money's on the dresser I'm a bad, bad man
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