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Old 04-05-2008, 07:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
Delusional... but in a funny way
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Welcome Home, Xepherys!!

Xepherys is finally HOME after 15 loooong months in Afghanistan!!

He wasn't supposed to be back until some time today, but when I came home from school on Thursday he was already here! He was just chillin' on the couch, lol!

I can't even describe how happy I am
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Old 04-05-2008, 07:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
Life's short, gotta hurry...
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Welcome home.
Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.
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Old 04-05-2008, 07:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
I'll ask when I'm ready....
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Old 04-05-2008, 08:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I am soo happy to hear this! Welcome home, Xeph.

And lucky TotalMILF!!! (Or lucky Xeph? I think both.)
If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Old 04-05-2008, 08:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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15 months... man. You don't need to describe how happy you are... I can definitely imagine!!! CONGRATS!!! So happy to hear that you two are reunited.
And think not you can direct the course of Love;
for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.

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Old 04-05-2008, 08:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Reunited and it feels so good....

Welcome home.
From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch
Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck
I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change
Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:08 AM   #7 (permalink)
The sky calls to us ...
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That's one of the more pleasant surprises I've heard about recently. Thanks to Xeph for his service and congrats on making it back intact.
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
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glad you made it, buddy...
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:17 AM   #9 (permalink)
Functionally Appropriate
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Hooray for reunions!
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Old 04-05-2008, 10:04 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Great. I expect to see no more posts from either of you for the rest of the weekend.
I can't read your signature. Sorry.
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Old 04-05-2008, 10:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Welcome home!

Enjoy each other
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
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Old 04-05-2008, 10:11 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2008, 11:12 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2008, 11:24 AM   #14 (permalink)
...is a comical chap
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Those deployment reunions are very exciting. Have a fun next few days
"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa
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Old 04-05-2008, 01:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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And it shall forever be known as "Steak and BJ day!"

Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

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Old 04-05-2008, 01:36 PM   #16 (permalink)
I read your emails.
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lol crack.

welcome home!!!!

you two make sure to drink plenty of fluids in between sessions....
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Old 04-05-2008, 02:47 PM   #17 (permalink)
<3 TFP
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Haha, thanks all. Today has mostly been a father-son-mother bonding day. We take the evenings as our own


It's SO good to be home!
The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible...
-- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato

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Old 04-05-2008, 03:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Screw tradition!
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Old 04-05-2008, 03:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Welcome home and thanks for all you do.
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Old 04-05-2008, 05:14 PM   #20 (permalink)
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It must be an amazing feeling. Thank you for your service and protection. And I am so happy you made it home safe to those who love you. Enjoy your make up time!
* I do not believe that struggles are a sign of life falling apart, but rather a step of life falling into place. *
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Old 04-05-2008, 06:01 PM   #21 (permalink)
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well, welcome home buddy.

now go have some fucken fun!
and thats an order!
First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller
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Old 04-05-2008, 06:55 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Yet another saying good to see you back State side... gotta keep AZ represented, ya know?

congrats again to both of you
Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna
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Old 04-06-2008, 07:34 AM   #23 (permalink)
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welcome home... stop looking at this computer monitor and go get busy.
I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.
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Old 04-06-2008, 07:50 AM   #24 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
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Originally Posted by SSJTWIZTA
well, welcome home buddy.

now go have some fucken fun!
and thats an order!

Welcome home.
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:15 AM   #25 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
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Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:49 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Welcome home, bro.

The 'Stan will miss you, but not as much as TFP did!
"Peace" is when nobody's shooting. A "Just Peace" is when we get what we want. - Bill Mauldin
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:29 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:59 AM   #28 (permalink)
Eat your vegetables
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Welcome back!!
"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

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Old 04-07-2008, 10:26 AM   #29 (permalink)
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welcome home! I am happy to see you returned safely!
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:48 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I knewed I saw this thread earlier...welcome back xerypahrysirysyys...glad you're back from the hinter lands in one piece and all that. Thanks for doing your bit overseas, especially given your reservations on the assignment. I'll drink a beer to you and buddah this very afternoon.
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:34 PM   #31 (permalink)
<3 TFP
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thanks all!
The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible...
-- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato

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Old 04-08-2008, 08:47 PM   #32 (permalink)
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someone told me I look like gomer pyle once.

I dunno what to think of that.

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