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Old 04-11-2008, 06:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dick Cheney's sunglasses

So what if it is....

Who doesn't like naked women????




updated 1:54 p.m. MT, Fri., April. 11, 2008
WASHINGTON - Get real, people.

That is not a naked woman reflected in Vice President Dick Cheney's sunglasses. Although it kind of appears to be.

It you blow up the picture, you can see it is Cheney's hand gripping the handle of a fishing rod.

The picture was posted on the White House Web site as one in a series of photos of Cheney outdoors. It created a buzz on the Internet on Friday and some cable television shows.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24068644&GT1=43001
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Old 04-11-2008, 06:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Looked like a giant bug to me.
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Old 04-11-2008, 06:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Some guys, especially Republicans, claim their sex partner is their hand ...so it could be true either way.
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Old 04-11-2008, 07:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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With a republican? It's probably not a woman.
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Old 04-11-2008, 07:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Clearly, the reflection is that of conjoined twins partially covered by a surgical gown being flayed alive for his pleasure by his personal vivisectionist that accompanies him on all of his pleasure trips.

He smiles in anticipation.
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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With a republican? It's probably not a woman.
HAHAHAH

Sadly, more truth than fiction to that.
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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With a republican? It's probably not a woman.
Because Dem's have a spotless record on that issue?
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Whatever it is, it looks like he wants to shoot it.
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Old 04-11-2008, 08:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Because Dem's have a spotless record on that issue?
Easy Seaver, it was just a joke.

A gay democrat is like a gay Cubs fan, expected so not very funny, for example...



Nothing funny its like saying water is wet.

or...



Completely mundane and by no means funny.

Now on the other hand a gay White Sox fan would be funny due to the scarcity and juxtaposition of their virile nature, much like a gay republican.



So just relax, will is just having fun in between picking out new outfits
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Old 04-11-2008, 09:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Now on the other hand a gay White Sox fan would be funny due to the scarcity and juxtaposition of their virile nature, much like a gay republican.
Actually, it's simpler than that: A gay man wouldn't be caught dead wearing white socks.
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Old 04-11-2008, 09:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Cheney looks evil even when he's fishing. That's hard to do. I swear he could be saving a baby from a burning building and still make it look evil.

Also, that looks nothing like a naked woman.
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Old 04-12-2008, 03:55 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Actually, it's simpler than that: A gay man wouldn't be caught dead wearing white socks.
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:44 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I thought it was someone dancing in a park, with a long, flowing white dress. The fishing rod makes more sense, though. Pretty silly =)
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Old 04-12-2008, 10:17 AM   #14 (permalink)
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all the cheney-bush haters will continue to say its a naked woman..

and im one of them...

even though i dont give a rats ass if it is a naked woman..the guys free to do what he wills.. he'll never be president, so he can do all he wants before he retires..and if it includes naked women..then good luck to the guy.

id still rather think it was a naked woman though..
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Old 04-12-2008, 07:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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He was fishing on the Snake River ...that is one gorgeous river. I've been along the Snake R. a couple times but I don't recall seeing many naked women there.
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Old 04-12-2008, 09:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Perhaps he is actually holding a shotgun preparing to shoot another "hunting buddy"
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Old 04-19-2008, 06:04 AM   #17 (permalink)
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yep, I knew it, that bastard!
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Old 05-01-2008, 07:41 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Well, while we're riffin' on the Veep...

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Old 05-01-2008, 08:33 AM   #19 (permalink)
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my god.....



/when i see cheney i see the devil.
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Old 05-01-2008, 08:41 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Echo5delta, That's gotta be an edited photograph. Messed up.
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Old 05-01-2008, 08:43 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Echo5delta, That's gotta be an edited photograph. Messed up.

I can not seem to look away...it is like a car accident. i might miss work this afternoon because of this photo...
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Old 05-01-2008, 04:55 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I can neither vouch for nor debunk the veracity of this photograph. I just throw it out whenever I want to go all "SHINY! PURTY! LOOOKY HEERE!!!" on someone to completely derail their concentration for any reason.

I just sort of slapped it up here because, you know, I saw his name on the thread. And, well, it may or may not have been a reflection of his 'fishing pole' in his sunglasses.

If anyone has trouble sleeping tonight, feel free to curse my eternal name. I'll sleep well thanks to good ol' Vitamin G.

(ETA a background story about the photo.)
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:55 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Echo5delta, That's gotta be an edited photograph. Messed up.
Nope. The photo itself is gone, but we "discussed" this back in 2004 in the thread Dick Cheney - Big Dick?.

/why am I forced to remember these things?
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