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Old 05-03-2008, 05:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Doctor's orders, dear...open wide (Part two)

A recently posted thread said that frequent orgasms could reduce the risk of prostate cancer. Now comes another study that sites a potential reduction in breast cancer risk in women if they "service" their partner on a regular basis, provided they swallow. My goodness! Combining the two studies may actually prove beneficial to both parties.

(this is an actual Associated Press article and was on the CNN website)

Study concludes fellatio may signfiicantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women (AP) Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)
Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."

"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
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Old 05-03-2008, 05:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Holy crap?!? Is this real?

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I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine
why have I not heard of this before?
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Old 05-03-2008, 05:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I promise! You can find it by searching the CNN archives...

Study concludes fellatio may signfiicantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women (AP) Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)
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Old 05-03-2008, 07:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I have studied doctor Lictepeen's work for ages and find his conclusions to always be a bit overblown.
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Was that a pun Ustwo?
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:02 AM   #6 (permalink)
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CRAP!!!! I wish it were real....

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp



However, for those of us with gullible wives/girlfriends.....

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2008, 08:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I think there was a study regarding mood levels and whether or not semen was deposited in the vagina or latex during the culmination of the physical act of love...

semen in vagina: happy lady
semen in latex: less happy lady

quick bbc linky

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