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Old 07-23-2008, 01:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Please make your congratulatory post below in an orderly fashion.

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Old 07-23-2008, 01:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Seems random, but congrats!
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's so random it has purpose.

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Old 07-23-2008, 01:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The correct response is: I understand and will comply.

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Old 07-23-2008, 01:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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4 brilliant women. I'm sure they will do a fantastic job.
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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congrats!!!!!!! welcome aboard!
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I understand and will comply.

Congratulations!

(and having strong women on the team will only make the whole place better)
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Seems like we have too many moderators. Who will moderate the moderators now? What was the criteria in choosing them?
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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For myself, it was my breasts. Thus the need for more of them.

Actually, this was part of an overall cleanup - clearing out old mods who aren't here anymore, and balancing things so it's not so man-heavy. Or is that boy-heavy?

Perhaps you wanted me to answer you totally seriously. I don't think I can do that just now.

And thanks for the congrats!
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Seems like we have too many moderators. Who will moderate the moderators now? What was the criteria in choosing them?
We have the same number of moderators that we did last week. The new ones replaced ones who rotated off the staff.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Congrats to you ladies!
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Seems like we have too many moderators. Who will moderate the moderators now? What was the criteria in choosing them?
You moderate us when you question what we're doing. We moderate you when we refuse to answer your questions. Any questions?

Of course, by answering your question, I'm violating the nature of my own answer, which in turn nullifies my answer thus making it moot. That brings us to your question. If my answer nullifies itself simply by answering, then it should follow that your question nullifies itself simply by asking. That brings us to a situation that means your question cannot be answered by definition of the question itself. Therefore, asking your question automatically rejects the notion of the question rendering your question obsolete. Your question becomes void, making any answer from us unnecessary. Since your question no longer exists, I no longer have to answer it.

Clear?
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:16 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ah got it, thanks for the clarification folks. That makes sense to me now. I Don't mean to be surly or crabby, but I figured someone has to *scowls at everyone*.

So then,

Congratulations ladies!

You better do a good job! *shakes fist*
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You moderate us when you question what we're doing. We moderate you when we refuse to answer your questions. Any questions?

Of course, by answering your question, I'm violating the nature of my own answer, which in turn nullifies my answer thus making it moot. That brings us to your question. If my answer nullifies itself simply by answering, then it should follow that your question nullifies itself simply by asking. That brings us to a situation that means your question cannot be answered by definition of the question itself. Therefore, asking your question automatically rejects the notion of the question rendering your question obsolete. Your question becomes void, making any answer from us unnecessary. Since your question no longer exists, I no longer have to answer it.

Clear?
Ah, how very meta-transcendental.

By the way, I was never here nor do I exist.

Skadoosh....
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Congrats!! I think you will all do a fantastic job.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Excellent choices - I'd forgotten that we were rotating moderators - but this seems a fine crop. Congratulations to everyone in their new found positions. Moderate away!
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:44 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:51 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I better start behaving at home now

Congrats to all the ladies!

Oh and Jess, please tell Quadro to contact me so that we can start our First Spouses club. We can do charity stuff and whatnot.
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Old 07-23-2008, 02:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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I better start behaving at home now

Congrats to all the ladies!

Oh and Jess, please tell Quadro to contact me so that we can start our First Spouses club. We can do charity stuff and whatnot.
Oh, I love my husband.

Thanks, all!
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:05 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:45 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Did I miss the application announcement somewhere?

congrats y'all
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:51 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Congratulations, ladies. You are fine additions to the moderating team.
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:55 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2008, 03:56 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Wow, a slate that couldn't be better. You all rock.
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:01 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Did I miss the application announcement somewhere?

congrats y'all
This was more or less an executive decision that went from announcement to decision in a matter of about 4 days, and was interrupted by the upgrade over the weekend.
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:04 PM   #25 (permalink)
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JustJess, huh?

Bad idea...

Congrats, all!

(ktspktsp, does this club involve wife sharing?)
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:06 PM   #26 (permalink)
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JustJess, huh?

Bad idea...

Congrats, all!

(ktspktsp, does this club involve wife sharing?)
She's already redecorating everything back here in all girlie stuff. Our Star Wars curtains are already down and have been replaced with Strawberry Shortcake crap.

Strawberry Shortcake? Come on!!
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:19 PM   #27 (permalink)
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JustJess, huh?

Bad idea...

Congrats, all!

(ktspktsp, does this club involve wife sharing?)
That's an interesting idea Quadro. I shall file motion M497-A and we will take a secret raised hand vote on it.
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:23 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Perhaps we need to start a "Support Group for Husbands of Mods" thread. I can think of at least 4 members that probably need to do some venting off the top of my head.

And, um, isn't "Married to the Mob" about infedility or has it just been too many years since 1992 when I last saw it?
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:29 PM   #29 (permalink)
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And, um, isn't "Married to the Mob" about infedility or has it just been too many years since 1992 when I last saw it?
I only remembered the title of the movie, so I don't recall what it was about .

Quadro, motion M566C: we should watch "Married to the mob" and produce an extensive report. Also, motion M566C.1: we must provide a sufficient amount of pop corn, salted, no butter.
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:35 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Someone needs to give ktspktsp and quadro shiny new "ModSpouse" badges...
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Old 07-23-2008, 04:38 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:04 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Quadro, motion M566C: we should watch "Married to the mob" and produce an extensive report. Also, motion M566C.1: we must provide a sufficient amount of pop corn, salted, no butter.
Duly noted and recorded in the TFP FSC Manual!
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:05 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Why do I think Quadro and kstp are more excited than we are??
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:12 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Congrats ladies. And husbands... this means you have to keep your noses extra clean... one more area for the ladies to get their own way, and if you don't comply, they simply make you comply. If that still doesn't work they can just go in and edit your stuff to say what they want you to say!!

So once again.... CONGRATS!!!


ps. the mod team just got a whole lot hotter!
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:42 PM   #35 (permalink)
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She's already redecorating everything back here in all girlie stuff. Our Star Wars curtains are already down and have been replaced with Strawberry Shortcake crap.

Strawberry Shortcake? Come on!!
Should have picked me - I would have simply dusted off the star wars curtains and hung a few posters of concept art.

In all seriousness, though - CONGRATS, new mods! May the Force be with you.
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:43 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I'll have you know that I did not get rid of the Star Wars curtains. I simply *added* kitty pictures to go with them. Hmph!
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:54 PM   #37 (permalink)
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JustJess you didn't!! Adding kitty pictures to Star Wars curtains is the absolute worst blasphemy I have ever heard! It ranks right up there with stealing homeless peoples kidneys while they are sleeping...
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:09 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I'll have you know that I did not get rid of the Star Wars curtains. I simply *added* kitty pictures to go with them. Hmph!
They compliment Cyn's kitty pictures.

And I agree, I think the husbands are a lot more excited.
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:15 PM   #39 (permalink)
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It seems as if i missed this.

You guys (heh) will make great moderators.
Once again, congrats!
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Old 07-23-2008, 06:18 PM   #40 (permalink)
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They're lolcat pictures.
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