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Old 11-16-2009, 06:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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HELP!!:( i get too nervous when it comes to sex

okay , im only 15 i know. i dont need to know im too young or any of tht. but ive had problems performing in bed... in fact, ive never gotten the balls to do it. ive gotten really close mnor tn once but when the time comes.... i cant do my duties... i want to have sex but i get so excited i feel like my heart's gonna hope outa my chest and runn off lol
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sorry, kid, but we've got a strict 18 or over policy here.

---------- Post added at 08:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:22 PM ----------

I will leave this open so if someone has a comment or suggestion, you'll see it.
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Didn't he read the sign up page where it said, "Are you over 18"? And even if he thought he was sly enough to say yes then be a member here, he flat out said, "Hi, I'm 15." Not the brightest crayon in the box.

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OH, as for suggestion... Um.... Try to relax more, it sounds like you're psyching yourself up and getting too nervous. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

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Old 11-16-2009, 06:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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First, it's pretty obviously a "he", not a "she". Second, really? That's a better option than your back button?

Kid, the more time and energy you spend thinking about this, the worse it's going to get. I suggest that you focus on things other than actual sex and take it completely off the table, at least for a while. It will help in the long run.
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Put a condom on the penis and then put it inside the vagina. Everything else is just playful, wonderful enjoyment and experimentation. Sex being a "big deal" is simply because it can be so awesome.

But seriously, wrap it up or we'll come and find you.
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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^^ Willravel is lying ... when you have sex, you will become a doped up, whore mongering, drunk who beats his wife and kids because he got her pregnant at 16. Don't do it. If you can't type you shouldn't procreate.

That and alcohol and drugs are bad.

Why is this thread started by a 15 year old still open??
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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First, it's pretty obviously a "he", not a "she".
Woops! Noted, and changed.
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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judgement call xerxys..no one said a thread cant stay open if its started by a minor. you just cant be a member U18.

he is able to see this thread as a non member to TFP since its in GD

my advice? learn the art of sensual breathing. controlling your breathing will help you overcome most of your anxieties
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:20 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^^ First of all y'all went natzi on us when we started a thread anywhere else and not in the designated forum.

Secondly, context, this is a thread about the "s" word. We can't be responsible for the carnal encouragement of minors.
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Old 11-17-2009, 12:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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^^

firstly its spelt nazi, and not natzi. But thank you for comparing us to the SS. you really do know how to compliment.

with regards to the forum in which it was posted, its not really a very sensual post and its a common problem in first time young males, including yourself. why deny all those youngsters out there a bit of knowledge? i dont see the big kafuffle in keeping it in GD. if you have any other issues, please PM me.

secondly, carnal enjoyment of minors is their business. as long as it's not illegal i dont see any red flags. i dont see how we are responsible for anything a minor does that isnt illegal.
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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^^ First of all y'all went natzi on us when we started a thread anywhere else and not in the designated forum.

Secondly, context, this is a thread about the "s" word. We can't be responsible for the carnal encouragement of minors.
If you have questions about board policy, please feel free to contact me via PM or email. Otherwise, please stop derailing the thread.
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:55 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Not the brightest crayon in the box.
Yay for that. Mixed metaphors aren't rocket surgery!
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:08 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Ask yourself, Do you have any problems performing while solo? No? Well then it's obviously the other persons fault.
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:17 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Ask yourself, Do you have any problems performing while solo? No? Well then it's obviously the other persons fault.
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:45 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Ask yourself, Do you have any problems performing while solo? No? Well then it's obviously the other persons fault.
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:05 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Yay for that. Mixed metaphors aren't rocket surgery!



I stand by what I said earlier. You're 15. Wait it out, keep trying.
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Old 11-17-2009, 01:47 PM   #17 (permalink)
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If you're too nervous to actually 'perform', then maybe you should wait a little longer. You're obviously not mentally and emotionally prepared for it. There's nothing wrong with that, it just is what it is.
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Old 11-17-2009, 02:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
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This thread makes me feel old. I didn't even like girls when I was 15. I blame the milk hormones.
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Old 11-17-2009, 02:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I get nervous even when i talk 2 girls...
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Old 11-17-2009, 04:21 PM   #20 (permalink)
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10 bucks says he isn't 15 years old.

The person who wrote this is trying very hard to sound and spell like a 15 year old but it doesn't fly.

For instance, 15 year old usually misuse 'to' and 'too' and usually use an apostrophe ( not to mention capitals,..but the writer didn't capitalize anything,..like a 15 year old might) for im and ive

That's my .02 cents. And I'm pretty good at these things
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:23 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Ask yourself, Do you have any problems performing while solo? No? Well then it's obviously the other persons fault.
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