11-16-2009, 07:22 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Canada
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The "FML" Thread.
FML = Fuck My Life.
Everyone post something that happened that made them go, aww FML. Yesterday, My girlfriend and I went shopping with her mom and the sales lady told her mom to "trust her daughters opinon" We all stared blankly at eachother, and nobody corrected her. FML |
11-16-2009, 07:27 PM | #2 (permalink) |
I Confess a Shiver
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I bought a certain manufacturer's pickup truck of a certain year... that year was the year that the cylinder heads used in the vehicle were made too soft and would stick in the block. A buddy of mine told me about the issue and I was shocked to learn the repair cost would be on my dime to fix.
Nice to know that something as expensive as a vehicle can be a dud. I sold it before it locked up on me. It a relatively new truck and I really loved it. FML. |
11-16-2009, 07:43 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Unbelievable
Location: Grants Pass OR
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The owner of the company I work for was moping around the office one morning. I looked at him and said "Cal, you look like somebody killed your dog" He looked at me totally serious and said "They did". His grandson had run over his dog the night before.
FML |
11-16-2009, 08:14 PM | #6 (permalink) |
We work alone
Location: Cake Town
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Catching up to uncle phil there...
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11-16-2009, 09:43 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
Forming
Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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FML...
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11-16-2009, 10:06 PM | #11 (permalink) |
Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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I'm going to be censured and possibly other sanctions!
FML... Nooooot!.
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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. |
11-19-2009, 11:12 AM | #13 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
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No water, no warning.
Such is the life of the renter....who works from home. FML
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11-19-2009, 11:16 AM | #14 (permalink) |
Banned
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I have just wasted a whole bunch of time arguing with a bunch of people and also being propositioned by some guy who wants my address over the internet so he can get close to me and bring me sweets. I think he wants to get in my pants. Why am I wasting my time arguing with idiots and fucking my own life?
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11-19-2009, 11:30 AM | #16 (permalink) | |
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Thank you, you made me feel better about myself without having to go to the state fair. |
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11-19-2009, 11:32 AM | #17 (permalink) |
Broken Arrow
Location: US
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Left one job for another, but it was out of the frying pan and into the fire.
FML
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11-19-2009, 11:33 AM | #18 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: My head.
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new man, just because we call you sugar-boo, and wanna hang out with you (beer, shrooms, maybe some pot) like real men do doesn't mean we want in your pants. Don't be so insensitive ... I'll send you another card and as we already discussed, you'll have to get the extra large ones ...
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11-19-2009, 12:17 PM | #20 (permalink) |
Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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new man, aren't you supposed to end the post with FML?
I mean, here I am typing at you. FML.
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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. |
11-19-2009, 12:37 PM | #21 (permalink) | |
Banned
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11-19-2009, 04:04 PM | #22 (permalink) | |
Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
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Location: Australia/UAE
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maybe the sweets were laced with cianide or something Evil...EVIL!.... you never know, you cant trust strangers.... or better yet, maybe he doesnt want to get IN your pants, but rather, because he wears a dish-dash and head covering all day, he just want YOUR pants. damn foreigners. FML make sure you lock your doors...
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11-21-2009, 06:44 PM | #32 (permalink) |
Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
Super Moderator
Location: Australia/UAE
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newman hasnt PM'd me yet...
FML
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04-26-2010, 05:08 AM | #34 (permalink) |
Asshole
Administrator
Location: Chicago
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I came here thinking that we already had a FML thread that this one should be merged with. And then realized that the OP was here and made the same realization.
FML
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04-26-2010, 06:28 AM | #35 (permalink) |
Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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I'm running 10-15 minutes late today on everything including all my meetings. These next 2 weeks are not the time to be running late at all.
FML.
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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. |
04-26-2010, 09:51 AM | #38 (permalink) |
Playing With Fire
Location: Disaster Area
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In between jobs too.....sick, I dont sleep well, another failed relationship. (royally) RFML
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04-26-2010, 10:19 AM | #39 (permalink) |
I Confess a Shiver
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I worry I'm settling for you because I'm tired of repeatedly packing the materials things that make up my life into garbage bags when the relationship inevitably goes south. I realize that makes me an asshole but I can live with myself. Question is: can you?
FML. |
04-26-2010, 10:27 AM | #40 (permalink) |
warrior bodhisattva
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
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I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
FML
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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