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Old 12-24-2009, 06:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What did you get for Christmas?

I got my presents early. Oral sex and a Red Velvet Cupcake.



How 'bout you?
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Old 12-24-2009, 06:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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To paraphrase Dickens... A year older and not a penny richer.

Bah humbug!
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Old 12-24-2009, 07:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-24-2009, 07:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-24-2009, 08:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I got my presents early. Oral sex and a Red Velvet Cupcake.



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What??? only a picture of the cupcake??
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Old 12-24-2009, 08:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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My wife left me...



...for two weeks.
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Old 12-24-2009, 08:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 12-24-2009, 11:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nothing special...

America (The Book), Teacher's Edition
I Am America (And So Can You!)
Gift cards to Francesca's Restaurants in Chicago
And the pleasure of knowing everyone enjoyed the gifts I picked out for them
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Old 12-24-2009, 11:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
Jen and I got a new computer for each other...

It's quite rad.
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Old 12-25-2009, 08:33 AM   #10 (permalink)
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2 pairs of boots
jeans
8-10 sweaters
Samsara perfume
haircut
flu shots lol
a massive sushi dinner last night

I don't think I'm getting anything more today when I see my parents. We kinda do everything beforehand while shopping together w/Mom. But I still need to hook up with a few friends for the big exchange.
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Old 12-25-2009, 07:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Among various other goods, my sister bestowed upon me a handcrafted sock monkey.

She explained the process she used to create it, but I still don't fully understand. It's my new best friend.
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Old 12-25-2009, 08:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: Ohio! yay!
Same thing I got for my birthday



and

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Old 12-26-2009, 08:32 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Climbing skins for my telemark skis:


Adjustable ski poles:


And snow pants, quality baking pans (tart pan, springform pan, loaf pans, muffin pans, cookie sheets, sheet pan), money, wedding magazines, a calendar, a subscription to Cooking Light, and socks.
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Old 12-26-2009, 08:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Snowboarding pants and jacket
A bunch of DVDs - quite a few of them are girl movies
Under Armor shirt and hat
Stress relief aromatherapy stuff.. the pillow spray is awesome!
PJs
Robe
Glasses for cycling
Twilight books
Cycling socks
Armband for my iPod
iTunes gift cards.. I've already spent those!
And my boyfriend's family got me a gorgeous bracelet
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Old 12-26-2009, 08:57 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I got passed around to every.single.member of my family while they were at Xmas dinner last night - I talked to 37 people by the time I hung up.

I got to keep my job for another year.. one of the best presents ever.

Doggy Kiss when I woke up christmas morning.


I didn't do gift exchanges with anyone this year, including my family.
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Old 12-26-2009, 09:01 AM   #16 (permalink)
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A visit to the spa from my boyfriend - 4 hours, which includes a facial, mani, pedi, 50 min massage, and a waxing

Bf's mom gave me a handmade afghan blanket, beautiful!

Some reed diffusers from his sister.
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Old 12-26-2009, 09:46 AM   #17 (permalink)
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DAS BOOOOOOT!!!!!

two liters of solid beer holding glass!!! now, too perfect the twist at the end so the beer doesn't end up in my face!
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Old 12-26-2009, 10:56 AM   #18 (permalink)
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A perfume I dearly wanted. Hubby, who detests malls in general and triply so around Christmastime, spent several hours tracking it down. He's the best.
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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DAS BOOOOOOT!!!!!

two liters of solid beer holding glass!!! now, too perfect the twist at the end so the beer doesn't end up in my face!
That is AWESOME!!! I am so jealous.
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:25 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I got a big book called "New York". Looks interesting. Also socks. I got socks for Christmas. Not quite oral sex, but, you know, up there.
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:48 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Magpie wanted me to share that she got Wii Fit Plus. We both tried it out, and measured the cats too; I gather being able to weigh your pets is a new feature.

I was pleasantly surprised by it; it's actually a decent work out.
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Old 12-26-2009, 12:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I didn't get anything, but if my hearing is correct... my buddy got a sloppy blowjob on the couch after I crawled into bed last night.
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Old 12-26-2009, 01:25 PM   #23 (permalink)
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a big jug of royal copenhagen,
a bottle of henry mckenna bourbon,
two jars of whole cashews, and
a bottle of bohemian highway california merlot...
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Old 12-26-2009, 05:40 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 12-26-2009, 06:05 PM   #25 (permalink)
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For the first time in years, almost my entire family made it to Christmas as my aunts and I am in MN where we had a three day snow storm! That was the best gift ever.

And....

My 15 year old son saved his money and bought me a 'vintage' Run DMC hoodie and that is definitely second!
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Old 12-27-2009, 02:22 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Literally nothing.... I didn't realize it until I saw this.
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Old 12-27-2009, 06:07 AM   #27 (permalink)
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For the first time ever since childhood anyway I got something useful a sky+ TV box, now I can record two progs at once whilst wasting my life on this puter thingy
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Old 12-27-2009, 07:01 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2009, 07:34 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2009, 02:38 PM   #30 (permalink)
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A new springform pan from my Son with a note inside saying, "Please make me a blueberry cheesecake!" The demise of my other springform is quite a long story.

Various kitchen accessories, gift cards and Wii games.

My Husband gave me the most beautiful pair of diamond hoop inside out earrings totaling 1.87 carats. I'm a little afraid to wear them out in public. Tried them out at the grocery store, cause that's where you wear that sort of stuff, right? A woman, kept staring at them and edging closer to me with her back to the deli counter and I was facing it, it was rather weird. In all my paranoia I had visions of her ripping the earrings out of my ears and making a run for it. These are not for everyday wear, unless I'm feeling fiesty.
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Old 12-27-2009, 03:19 PM   #31 (permalink)
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A swift kick in the crotch, figuratively. (see the alt thread "what did you GIVE for Christmas")
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Old 12-27-2009, 04:11 PM   #32 (permalink)
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A Aperture Science Mug!

and I'll be getting a Nice Left 4 Dead 2 sweater from my Girl Friend!
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Old 12-27-2009, 04:19 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I got 5lbs heavier!
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Old 12-27-2009, 09:21 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I got a lot actually. A telescope,The Sims 3, books, The L Word Season 3, Private Practice Season 1, Angel Season 4, Greys Anatomy Season 5.... And much more.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:52 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I got a nifty flip-open pocketwatch on a chain from my mom.
My brother bought me a wallet, but lost it somewhere in all of the confusion. (or so he says)
And my sister made Christmas dinner.
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:40 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I got a brand new desk for my computers (the old was falling apart, plan can attest to this), clothes (which I needed), a toaster oven, a 1TB hard drive, and trip to the casino.
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Old 12-28-2009, 08:24 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I got a new mp3 player for my music, then promptly exploded the hard drive containing all my music.

I also got port, but most of that is gone because of the above.
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:10 AM   #38 (permalink)
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A hangover or 12..

Various other things.. nothing important.. my kids had a good time so that's all I really cared to see and wanted.
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:35 PM   #39 (permalink)
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HP mini, cruzer drive, 300$
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Old 12-28-2009, 12:48 PM   #40 (permalink)
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The best thing I got was something my daughter made for me. She framed a scrapbook page filled with pictures of her, her brother, and me. oh, and our cat is on there too. I love gifts that come from the heart.

I also got Starbucks, Blockbuster, Panera Bread, and Barnes & Noble gift cards.
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