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Old 03-09-2010, 07:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Rear Gear. Butt Covers for Cats and Dogs (6 pics) AcidCow.com - videos, pictures, celebs, flash games
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Do you think that this is a mother invention solution? I don't think that this is something that really required something to be done about. What happens when the animal drops a turd and it sticks to the flappy part? Isn't that worse than looking at a "food exit hole"?
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Are you KIDDING me? And what happens when they need to *use* their butt? Dogs may give warning, but cats don't necessarily.
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Old 03-09-2010, 08:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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They should cut down on spray from wet farts. Sort of like mudflaps. I wonder if they have any naked lady or Yosemite Sam butt covers.
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Old 03-09-2010, 08:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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In these economic down times I guess people will try to sell anything for a buck, or a butt.
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I really don't see my cats putting up with that. Not worth it.
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This is ridiculous.

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The girl holding the dog's behind and giving a thumbs up... probably cries herself to sleep.

And... the product covers up the asshole but not the penis / vaj. Half-ass design! *rimshot*

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And what? They don't have a clip-on target-shaped model for your girlfriend's thong?

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Old 03-10-2010, 05:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-10-2010, 05:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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cant wait till TFP make their own one..

we'll call it "Shoot the Shit"
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Old 03-10-2010, 06:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I wonder if the model quit the business after that shoot.
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Old 03-10-2010, 06:46 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Whew, at first glance I thought that these were butt plugs for your pets.
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Old 03-10-2010, 07:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Can't wait to see demotivational posters with that first image on them.
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Old 03-10-2010, 07:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
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And... the product covers up the asshole but not the penis / vaj. Half-ass design! *rimshot*
On both of my kitties, it would cover up the vaj. I would seriously consider it for one kitty if I thought she would put up with such a thing, mostly because she spends an incredible amount of time chewing on her butt/vaj. In fact...she may become a cone kitty this weekend because her back legs are going bald from too much grooming.
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Old 03-10-2010, 07:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Y'all are just jealous none of you thought about it first. I know I am. This is what I call a BRILLIANT business model. I can totally see Paris Hilton wannabes rocking this stupid shit!

**goes off to try and find some stupid inane idea to put to practice**
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Old 03-10-2010, 08:00 AM   #14 (permalink)
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xerxys, you tried licking your butthole didnt you?
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Old 03-10-2010, 10:51 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm a little embarrassed I even looked at this thread.
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Old 03-10-2010, 12:57 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That just ain't right
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Old 03-10-2010, 02:39 PM   #17 (permalink)
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That girl is hot, so I wish she'd get away from that dog's shit cannon.
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Old 03-10-2010, 10:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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What an......umm......distinctive product.

Should I be too surprised that such a kitschy waste of $ exists? Probably not. After all, this is America, the place that invented the "Pet Rock".
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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In light of this thread and my constant complaints of butt crack theater, a new and innovative product has been developed to curb this affliction. It's called the ...

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    Style Buzz A decorative bedazzled denim decal that keeps your gluteal cleft modest while wearing your low-slung pants. Utilitarian AND stylish! You never know what kind of pests might try to worm their way back there

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Old 04-23-2010, 10:38 AM   #20 (permalink)
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In light of this thread and my constant complaints of butt crack theater, a new and innovative product has been developed to curb this affliction. It's called the ...



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I couldn't make fun of a girl that looks like those girls for it, I'd just stare too much and your typical geek meets hotness noises.
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:41 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2010, 05:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2010, 07:31 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I kinda like the biohazard symbol. But I don't think it'd be compatable with my rabbit.

The "gluteal cleft" cover HAS to be a joke.
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Old 04-24-2010, 10:45 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The "gluteal cleft" cover HAS to be a joke.
I most certainly hope not! You have no idea how much I hate the exposed butt crack! It reeks of class-less ... -ness!! And besides, the people who sport it are hardly as attractive as the ones in the pictures above.
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Old 04-25-2010, 07:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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That's the problem, if it was all hot chicks sporting the ass cleavage, there'd be no problem. Ususally the people sporting them have some more blobs in random places to go along with the ass-crack display.

I've actually thought about the fact that it is kinda nasty to have to see dog anus running around. my solution was to get a dog that doesn't show off her chocolate starfish on a constant basis. she came with this convenient butt-cover known as a tail.
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Old 04-25-2010, 11:50 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I want one of these to hang on my ass.
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