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kikcer · 07-07-2003, 01:16 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,...310256,00.html

hahaha Ken Barbie must be jealous.

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<img src="http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310076,00.jpg" align=right>Hulk doll's monster willy

By THOMAS WHITAKER
Showbiz Reporter

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.
<img src="http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310077,00.jpg" align=left>
“Ever since, she’s been telling her friends that her hulk has a willy.

“It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”

The toy’s Spanish makers Play by Play — based in Valencia — claimed on their packaging that it was merchandise to coincide with the release of the film.

Bosses were unavailable for comment last night.

The movie, which has already proved a hit in the US, tells how a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk whenever he becomes angry.

Psivage · 07-07-2003, 01:37 PM

That is funny. Wonder it Marvels knows.

RelaX · 07-07-2003, 01:40 PM

rofl! The HULK indeed... 2 inches on a 12 inch doll, meaning 1/6 th the length... meaning that a 6 feet hulk would have a foot between his legs....

Halx · 07-07-2003, 01:45 PM

I think the picture is priceless.... the whole thing is preposterous

rat · 07-07-2003, 01:47 PM

roflmao. never, ever, trust a carnie. they have shifty eyes and large-penii'd dolls

troit · 07-07-2003, 01:48 PM

He does have big hands you know.....

Sartor · 07-07-2003, 01:56 PM

WetSpot · 07-07-2003, 03:05 PM

Hulk mad...Hulk GROW when Hulk get mad. Hawwwaaarrrrrr!!!!

The_Dude · 07-07-2003, 03:14 PM

hhahaa, that's really funny

Halx · 07-07-2003, 03:32 PM

I mean, this answers all the questions that were circulating through the crowd that opening night...

juanvaldes · 07-07-2003, 03:58 PM

When I was young I was always annoyed that they chopped off Ken's dick. Just never sat right with me...

MSD · 07-07-2003, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by WetSpot
Hulk mad...Hulk GROW when Hulk get mad. Hawwwaaarrrrrr!!!!

You have it all wrong

It's "Hulk happy! Hulk very happy!"

kikcer · 07-07-2003, 06:12 PM

I always wondered why his pants were always able to stay on when he got big.

Guess they didn't wanna animate a giant green schlong.

figgles · 07-07-2003, 08:57 PM

Pehaps its the aussie connection, didn't you know aussie blokes are all very well hung!

XenuHubbard · 07-07-2003, 09:03 PM

That picture actually answered a lot of questions.

Yeah, I'm a nerd.

Jeff · 07-07-2003, 09:24 PM

What's this little pervert girl doing taking his pants off anyway?

WetSpot · 07-07-2003, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
You have it all wrong It's "Hulk happy! Hulk very happy!"

LOL new punk band name: Angry Green Cocks!

txstar · 07-07-2003, 10:02 PM

I think Barbie has a new playmate.

User Name · 07-07-2003, 10:37 PM

I smell an orgy with Barbie and a Cabbage Patch Kid.

JStrider · 07-07-2003, 11:05 PM

aaaa thats hilarious...

YourNeverThere · 07-07-2003, 11:31 PM

i read this at the Something Awful forums the other day and loved it soooooo funny

Daval · 07-08-2003, 05:05 AM

thats hillarious!

Maveric · 07-08-2003, 05:11 AM

hulk + grudge fuck = OMFG!

merkerguitars · 07-08-2003, 11:11 PM

Heheh thats a good one.

papermachesatan · 07-08-2003, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by Halx
I think the picture is priceless.... the whole thing is preposterous

but.. why would The Sun lie?

Bill O'Rights · 07-09-2003, 05:23 AM

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Originally posted by txstar
I think Barbie has a new playmate.

I'm sure glad that mine is not the only perverted mind out there that thought of that.

tikki · 07-09-2003, 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by User Name
I smell an orgy with Barbie and a Cabbage Patch Kid.

What about Wonder Woman?

Destrox · 07-09-2003, 07:12 AM

That is quite possibly the funniest and worse thing I have seen for a childs toy in a very long time.

joesmith · 07-09-2003, 07:38 AM

You woudn't like me when i'm angry.

Charlatan · 07-09-2003, 07:42 AM

There will be fall out over this... (rubbing my hands gleefully). I can't wait!

krwlz · 07-09-2003, 08:51 AM

Thats...fucking...awesome!

Gotta love people trying to corrupt children!

cheezdip · 07-09-2003, 10:11 AM

Seriously Hilarious!

Tower · 07-09-2003, 12:34 PM

LOL! I don't know how stuff like this happens..lol..

bondagegirl · 07-09-2003, 12:36 PM

Am I the only one that thought that this will make some great comic drawings for the wayside? hehe

Seriously what toy company really thought they would get away with that? what were they thinking?

MacGnG · 07-09-2003, 08:00 PM

she's not gonna win any kind of lawsuit, she'd more money just sellin it on ebay

07-07-2003, 01:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
RelaX Follower of Ner'Zhul Location: Netherlands	rofl! The HULK indeed... 2 inches on a 12 inch doll, meaning 1/6 th the length... meaning that a 6 feet hulk would have a foot between his legs.... __________________ The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. - Nathaniel Borenstein

07-07-2003, 01:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I think the picture is priceless.... the whole thing is preposterous __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-07-2003, 01:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	He does have big hands you know..... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

07-07-2003, 03:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	hhahaa, that's really funny __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

07-07-2003, 03:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	I mean, this answers all the questions that were circulating through the crowd that opening night... __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-07-2003, 01:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Psivage Psycho	That is funny. Wonder it Marvels knows.

07-07-2003, 03:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
WetSpot Tilted Location: Louisville, KY	Hulk mad...Hulk GROW when Hulk get mad. Hawwwaaarrrrrr!!!!

07-07-2003, 03:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
juanvaldes Banned Location: shittown, CA	When I was young I was always annoyed that they chopped off Ken's dick. Just never sat right with me...

07-07-2003, 06:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
kikcer Upright	I always wondered why his pants were always able to stay on when he got big. Guess they didn't wanna animate a giant green schlong.

07-07-2003, 08:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
figgles Upright	Pehaps its the aussie connection, didn't you know aussie blokes are all very well hung!

07-07-2003, 09:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	That picture actually answered a lot of questions. Yeah, I'm a nerd. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

07-07-2003, 09:24 PM	#16 (permalink)
Jeff And we'll all float on ok... Location: Iowa City	What's this little pervert girl doing taking his pants off anyway? __________________ For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski

07-07-2003, 10:02 PM	#18 (permalink)
txstar Tilted Location: Dallas, TX	I think Barbie has a new playmate.

07-07-2003, 10:37 PM	#19 (permalink)
User Name Banned Location: Urf	I smell an orgy with Barbie and a Cabbage Patch Kid.

07-07-2003, 11:05 PM	#20 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	aaaa thats hilarious... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

07-08-2003, 05:05 AM	#22 (permalink)
Daval Junkie Location: The True North Strong and Free!	thats hillarious! __________________ "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." Winston Churchill

07-08-2003, 05:11 AM	#23 (permalink)
Maveric Insane Location: Houston, Texas	hulk + grudge fuck = OMFG!

07-08-2003, 11:11 PM	#24 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Heheh thats a good one. __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

07-07-2003, 11:31 PM	#21 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	i read this at the Something Awful forums the other day and loved it soooooo funny __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

07-09-2003, 07:12 AM	#28 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	That is quite possibly the funniest and worse thing I have seen for a childs toy in a very long time. __________________ You bore me.... next.

07-09-2003, 07:38 AM	#29 (permalink)
joesmith Tilted Location: toronto	You woudn't like me when i'm angry.

07-09-2003, 07:42 AM	#30 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	There will be fall out over this... (rubbing my hands gleefully). I can't wait! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-09-2003, 08:51 AM	#31 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Thats...fucking...awesome! Gotta love people trying to corrupt children!

07-09-2003, 10:11 AM	#32 (permalink)
cheezdip Upright	Seriously Hilarious!

07-09-2003, 12:34 PM	#33 (permalink)
Tower Tilted Location: Whitewater, Wisconsin.	LOL! I don't know how stuff like this happens..lol.. __________________ Regulator 2k3. Intergalatic Planetary.

07-09-2003, 12:36 PM	#34 (permalink)
bondagegirl Muy loca en la cabeza!! Location: San Diego. Ca.	Am I the only one that thought that this will make some great comic drawings for the wayside? hehe Seriously what toy company really thought they would get away with that? what were they thinking? __________________ "Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die today."

07-09-2003, 08:00 PM	#35 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	she's not gonna win any kind of lawsuit, she'd more money just sellin it on ebay