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Old 07-07-2003, 01:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Incredible Hulk doll comes with an incredibly large...

http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,...310256,00.html

hahaha Ken Barbie must be jealous.



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<img src="http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310076,00.jpg" align=right>Hulk doll's monster willy

By THOMAS WHITAKER
Showbiz Reporter

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.
<img src="http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310077,00.jpg" align=left>
“Ever since, she’s been telling her friends that her hulk has a willy.

“It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”

The toy’s Spanish makers Play by Play — based in Valencia — claimed on their packaging that it was merchandise to coincide with the release of the film.

Bosses were unavailable for comment last night.

The movie, which has already proved a hit in the US, tells how a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk whenever he becomes angry.

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Old 07-07-2003, 01:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That is funny. Wonder it Marvels knows.
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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rofl! The HULK indeed... 2 inches on a 12 inch doll, meaning 1/6 th the length... meaning that a 6 feet hulk would have a foot between his legs....
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I think the picture is priceless.... the whole thing is preposterous
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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roflmao. never, ever, trust a carnie. they have shifty eyes and large-penii'd dolls
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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He does have big hands you know.....
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hulk mad...Hulk GROW when Hulk get mad. Hawwwaaarrrrrr!!!!
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hhahaa, that's really funny
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I mean, this answers all the questions that were circulating through the crowd that opening night...
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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When I was young I was always annoyed that they chopped off Ken's dick. Just never sat right with me...
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Hulk mad...Hulk GROW when Hulk get mad. Hawwwaaarrrrrr!!!!
You have it all wrong It's "Hulk happy! Hulk very happy!"
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I always wondered why his pants were always able to stay on when he got big.

Guess they didn't wanna animate a giant green schlong.
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Pehaps its the aussie connection, didn't you know aussie blokes are all very well hung!
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Old 07-07-2003, 09:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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That picture actually answered a lot of questions.

Yeah, I'm a nerd.
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Old 07-07-2003, 09:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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What's this little pervert girl doing taking his pants off anyway?
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Old 07-07-2003, 09:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You have it all wrong It's "Hulk happy! Hulk very happy!"
LOL new punk band name: Angry Green Cocks!
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Old 07-07-2003, 10:02 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I think Barbie has a new playmate.
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Old 07-07-2003, 10:37 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I smell an orgy with Barbie and a Cabbage Patch Kid.
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Old 07-07-2003, 11:05 PM   #20 (permalink)
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aaaa thats hilarious...
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Old 07-07-2003, 11:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i read this at the Something Awful forums the other day and loved it soooooo funny
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:05 AM   #22 (permalink)
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thats hillarious!
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Old 07-08-2003, 05:11 AM   #23 (permalink)
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hulk + grudge fuck = OMFG!
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:11 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Heheh thats a good one.
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Old 07-08-2003, 11:45 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I think the picture is priceless.... the whole thing is preposterous
but.. why would The Sun lie?
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Old 07-09-2003, 05:23 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I think Barbie has a new playmate.
I'm sure glad that mine is not the only perverted mind out there that thought of that.
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Old 07-09-2003, 05:27 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I smell an orgy with Barbie and a Cabbage Patch Kid.
What about Wonder Woman?
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Old 07-09-2003, 07:12 AM   #28 (permalink)
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That is quite possibly the funniest and worse thing I have seen for a childs toy in a very long time.
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Old 07-09-2003, 07:38 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2003, 07:42 AM   #30 (permalink)
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There will be fall out over this... (rubbing my hands gleefully). I can't wait!
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:51 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Thats...fucking...awesome!

Gotta love people trying to corrupt children!
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Old 07-09-2003, 10:11 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Seriously Hilarious!
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Old 07-09-2003, 12:34 PM   #33 (permalink)
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LOL! I don't know how stuff like this happens..lol..
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Old 07-09-2003, 12:36 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Am I the only one that thought that this will make some great comic drawings for the wayside? hehe

Seriously what toy company really thought they would get away with that? what were they thinking?
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:00 PM   #35 (permalink)
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she's not gonna win any kind of lawsuit, she'd more money just sellin it on ebay
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