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Old 07-31-2010, 09:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Let us discuss: GIANT WHITE GRANNY BRAS

PSALM OF PRAISE TO THE GIANT WHITE GRANNY BRA
A Meditation of The Fuckô

Praise unto thee, O bountious granny bra!

I will extol thy virtues, and I will bless thee with my words.
Great are thy cups and that within beyond compare.

For generations thy treasures have pleased the eyes of men.
For generations thy treasures have pleased the hand of men.
For generations thy treasures have pleased the tongue of men.
Verily, one generation shall praise thy flesh to another, and shall declare thy mighty bosom a work and wonder.
In this generation shall I praise that which is hidden in thy white cotton, yea even they that are much more than a mouthful.

But they are not wasted, O mighty white bra!

For yea, the staff of the Messenger doth travel the valley between. and though it be surrounded and encompassed about, there shall be no fear, but glory! In the days to come, I shall abundantly utter the memory of many journeys within the valley, and shall sing in righteous praise of thee, O bra that holdeth them in place and verily doth lift and separate that which is within.

O blessed white cotton glory! Upon her back lieth thy 3 inch strap that doth firmly hold!
O thy cups that overflow!
Thy praise is well deserved by man who beholdeth the wonders within thy embrace!

For thy great measure shall not be held to a single D, not to the mighty measure of the double D, but verily shall be as the almighty mountains that reacheth for the heavens! And when thy hooks are opened, thy mountains of flesh shall burst forth like unto the angry fist of JEHOVA as their freedom is granted!

Woe be unto the man who be not prepared for the wondorous sight before him!
Woe be unto the man who knoweth not the ways of the explorer of the slopes, the peaks, and the valleys of thy warm mountains!
For without such knowledge will the gates of the glittering golden qunt be forever closed and opened not.

May thy cotton ever stay white, O mighty bra, and may thy straps bind that which is within thy cups in place until the hour of revelation is nigh!
Thy glory be praised evermore, O giant white granny bra.

Amen
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Old 07-31-2010, 09:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2010, 09:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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And well you should, for they deserve praise as much as any other, but let us not forget those who wear the badge of age with pride. . .those who drunkenly lift their shirt to reveal the pure white glory of the giant granny bra!

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Old 07-31-2010, 10:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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again - whatever you are attempting, whatever you are selling, pls just leave. we like TFP b/c of the honesty and b/c of the "real-life-person" aspect not the salesman pitch. every one of your posts reads like a sales pitch for something not quite announced. maybe i'm wrong. but i don't think so
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Old 07-31-2010, 10:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'll not be asking for a penny of your hard-earned cash.
I am but a Messenger and missionary searching for my lost brothers, and bringing a bit of truth and discussion with me on my travels.
The internet is the new wasteland, the paths are many and lead to far corners and dark places. I explore them all.
I'll be gone soon enough. Enjoy the change of pace while it lasts.

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Old 08-01-2010, 05:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Praise be unto women the beauty of their nature exposed for all in the intellect of their character and conversation and the gentle embraces they offer. Eat of the delicious homemade cookies and the angel food cakes they make for their sons and daughters and their grandsons and granddaughters, for their friends and their neighbors as most grannies really do love to cook for others.

Allow the actual grannies (not just the bras) the enjoyment of that which to them is a special private moment to share their bodies with the one they love and not be used as a metaphor by some sort of self searching preacher in which grannies bra becomes a object for the appreciation of humanity merely because it contains her boobs, and may preacher learn that not all granny bras are white and all cotton but that many are black and lacy and the strict concepts of a matronly granny defines his own minds ramblings instead of the woman inside the bra as the bra is just an article of clothing, SO WE DON'T HONOR A BRA (by the way, bras are confining and painful and are worn only to fight the effects of gravity so we can look in to a mirror and pretend that men still find us somewhat youthful, perky and attractive), we simply gratefully appreciate the woman who has spent the years of her life as a friend to others and a cook and a maid and a mother.....

Oh, children of man, bless and love greatly the granny who feels it is not a sin (or gross in general) to never have to again wear the accused bra anymore and can just lob those puppies over her shoulder with pride for her years of having had to carry them around. Many blessing need be offered for the grannies, for the lifeís they have lived and the ones they have touched along the way.

May those who objectify the delicate under clothing of grannies wear them themselves filled with water balloons for 60+ fucking years and then grow of age to where the weight of them stretch to their bellyís regardless of the painful pinching of the white cotton bra.

If you wish to praise the granny, then praise her, donít reduce her greatness to a bra, or for that which is in it because even grannies get tired of the weight of the ďboobsĒ in her world and the necessity of something to hold them up, like her wallet.

preacher, perky or not, and not is what you get at 50+ pups x pups, praise the woman, praise the body, but your Ode to the Giant White Granny Bra has lost its elastic and is just hanging there limply, smelling of mothballs, and definitely not loved by itís venerated owner.
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Old 08-01-2010, 08:01 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2010, 08:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
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This triangles for you Plan9,

Examiner Slideshows

enjoy, God I love women who don't give a shit what you men think and just want to be human, who cares what she looks like, if she is happy, good for her and if it hurts you to look at her, stop looking. I think she is beautiful, I wouldn't be caught alive wearing it (I don't have that sense of confidence and fuck the world, yet), at least not right now, but who knows, maybe when I get there I just might enjoy wearing a bikini again, it does feel good to go to the beach in less, especially for swimming, stop looking at women as just a "would I fuck it" and look at them as human, oh wait, your like 20 something still aren't you, nevermind.
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Old 08-01-2010, 03:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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PSALM OF PRAISE TO THE GIANT WHITE GRANNY BRA
A Meditation of The Fuckô

Praise unto thee, O bountious granny bra!

I will extol thy virtues, and I will bless thee with my words.
Great are thy cups and that within beyond compare.

For generations thy treasures have pleased the eyes of men.
For generations thy treasures have pleased the hand of men.
For generations thy treasures have pleased the tongue of men.
Verily, one generation shall praise thy flesh to another, and shall declare thy mighty bosom a work and wonder.
In this generation shall I praise that which is hidden in thy white cotton, yea even they that are much more than a mouthful.

But they are not wasted, O mighty white bra!

For yea, the staff of the Messenger doth travel the valley between. and though it be surrounded and encompassed about, there shall be no fear, but glory! In the days to come, I shall abundantly utter the memory of many journeys within the valley, and shall sing in righteous praise of thee, O bra that holdeth them in place and verily doth lift and separate that which is within.

O blessed white cotton glory! Upon her back lieth thy 3 inch strap that doth firmly hold!
O thy cups that overflow!
Thy praise is well deserved by man who beholdeth the wonders within thy embrace!

For thy great measure shall not be held to a single D, not to the mighty measure of the double D, but verily shall be as the almighty mountains that reacheth for the heavens! And when thy hooks are opened, thy mountains of flesh shall burst forth like unto the angry fist of JEHOVA as their freedom is granted!

Woe be unto the man who be not prepared for the wondorous sight before him!
Woe be unto the man who knoweth not the ways of the explorer of the slopes, the peaks, and the valleys of thy warm mountains!
For without such knowledge will the gates of the glittering golden qunt be forever closed and opened not.

May thy cotton ever stay white, O mighty bra, and may thy straps bind that which is within thy cups in place until the hour of revelation is nigh!
Thy glory be praised evermore, O giant white granny bra.

Amen
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