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Old 07-31-2010, 09:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Let us discuss: THE HIDDEN WHORE

There are some that say that whoritry is a sin, but I say unto thee, my brethren, that whoritry is no sin, but the very nature of woman! Amen?

Indeed bretheren, heed the word of The Messenger of The Fuck™ when I say unto thee that it is HIDDEN whoritry that is the transgression!

Misery is the just and certain reward of every slitch who doth hide her sins of whoritry commited in thought, word, or deed. But what is misery?

O Blessed Misery delivered unto a slitch by the righteous sermon of he that preacheth The Fuck™! The misery of the whore at its most blessed is a creation of a void or a hole, if you will, in the soul of a whore. . .a hole filled with remorse and regret. A hole created with pain and punishment, Yea, a hole dug deep as the preacher follows the way of the Cornerstones of The Fuck™, verily those blessed Cornerstones of Punishment. . .Atonement. . .Humiliation. . .Misery, that have been spoken of before and guide the every action of those who TRULY follow the dark path!

For what is a whore, but an instrument by which The Fuck™ may be preached? O wretched whore! Thou sinner! And of thy whoritries you have brought forth thy own retribution, your own Punishment. . .Your own Atonement. . .Your own Humiliation, and Your own Misery!

Yea, may thy soul be darkened by he that preacheth The Fuck™, that you may learn of thy true nature and thy whoritry no longer be hidden from thyself or from others, or if it remains hidden, that thy state become a state of self-tormenting anguish, arising from the knowledge gained of the forfeiture of thy place among the few women of worth, and the knowledge that thy estate shall never be among them. That the truth of The Fuck™ shall reveal thy whoritries unto thee and in this unhappy state may you forever continue.

O whore, reveal thyself and submit to thy penance before the righteousness of The Fuck™!

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Old 07-31-2010, 09:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Since you're quickly loading yourself into the ban basket and are likely to be tossed from the forum by the mighty trebuchet of Didn't Read The Rules:

Turns out Tilted Forum Project is a discussion forum. The idea is that you post something, ask a question, and answer the question for yourself.

This is the tried-'n-true formula that yields discussion. While we could comment on your posts for days... they don't fit in with the rest of the community.

May I suggest that you examine the General Discussion and Sexuality sections. They're the most popular and usually stick to the format.

And If you wanna QWERTY-puke all over the forum, at least do it in the confines of your blog.

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Old 07-31-2010, 10:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Since you're quickly loading yourself into the ban basket and are likely to be tossed from the forum by the mighty trebuchet of Didn't Read The Rules:

Turns out Tilted Forum Project is a discussion forum. The idea is that you post something, ask a question, and answer the question for yourself.

This is the tried-'n-true formula that yields discussion. While we could comment on your posts for days... they don't fit in with the rest of the community.

May I suggest that you examine the General Discussion and Sexuality sections. They're the most popular and usually stick to the format.

And If you wanna QWERTY-puke all over the forum, at least do it in the confines of your blog.

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Question: There are some that say that whoritry is a sin, but I say unto thee, my brethren, that whoritry is no sin, but the very nature of the bitch! Amen?

Answer: Indeed bretheren, heed the word of The Messenger The Fuck™ when I say unto thee that it is HIDDEN whoritry that is the transgression!

Discuss

Question: But what is misery?

Answer: The misery of the whore at its most blessed is a creation of a void or a hole, if you will, in the soul of a whore. . .a hole filled with remorse and regret. A hole created with pain and punishment,

Discuss

Question: For what is a whore, but an instrument by which The Fuck™ may be preached?

Answer: For what is a whore, but an instrument by which The Fuck™ may be preached?

Discuss

Is it my fault that you're unable to realize that the subject is presented in exactly the manner you've pointed out? Hopefully, I've made it a bit easier for you. And not to point out the obvious any more than I have already, but I thought this WAS the general discussion section. . .but I'll move down to the sexuality section, if it will make you feel safe and warm.


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Old 07-31-2010, 10:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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please just go away. we have a perfectly good message board going here without whatever bullshit you are trying to sell. thank you
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Old 07-31-2010, 10:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Sell? Bah!

The knowledge of The Fuck™, and the discussion thereof, are free for any who seek it. I'll not take the whore's gold, verily not a single penny, for what doesn't belong to me!

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Old 07-31-2010, 11:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You guys don't understand, this dude is a genius! He has replaced the word "Message" or "Origin" in all the books of scripture with "Fuck" and "whore".

It's friggin AWESOME! Not to mention scary accurate.

But yeah, your gonna be banned so hard you won't be able to yell "VIAGRAAAAAAAA!".
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why is this guy posting on here? The wisdom he shares should be printed up in neatly folded pamphlets and handed out a malls and airports along with jaunty songs, elaborate dances and hints for donations of pocket change.

I'm afraid its lost on people like us.
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Old 08-01-2010, 12:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh. . .there's hymns. Many righteous hymns.

Amazing Fuck™, how sweet the Fuck™,
That saved a wretch like me.
A loser once, but no more
Now I weekly Fuck™ a whore

T'was Fuck™ that taught the sluts to fear.
And Fuck™, my balls relieved.
How precious did that Fuck™ appear
The hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis Slitches that brought me to this place
and The Fuck™ will lead me home.

The Fuck™ has promised good to me.
sweet sluts their greed secures.
By my hand mis’ry be,
As long as life endures.

Yea, when you live a loser’s life,
And with sluts you have no luck,
Heed the words if thou be wise,
And brother preach The Fuck™.


Better that I post no Youtubes of me singing them, though. . .not yet anyway.
The preacher outfiit makes bitches nervous and giggly.

Amen

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Old 08-01-2010, 06:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2010, 08:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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This shtick got old real fast.

The vultures, they are circling.
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Old 08-01-2010, 08:55 AM   #11 (permalink)
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This shtick got old real fast.

The vultures, they are circling.
This shtick was old at the start. As RatBastid has shown, he's taking his show on the road to TFP...

Come vultures, come!
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Old 08-01-2010, 09:29 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm of the opinion that it takes a man to make a whore.
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Old 08-01-2010, 10:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm of the opinion that it takes a man to make a whore.
But only if she enjoys it. Or do I have a wrong'round?
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Old 08-01-2010, 10:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
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But only if she enjoys it. Or do I have a wrong'round?
If a woman partakes in sexual impropriety, she's a whore.

If a man partakes in sexual impropriety, she's a whore.
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Old 08-01-2010, 10:32 AM   #15 (permalink)
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So what does that make preacher, B_G?

Sophomoric?

I intensely dislike folks that think they can foster discussion by cutting-and-pasting their work from elsewhere without adding anything new, especially when that work is low quality at the outset. Good luck on surviving here, preacher. If you read any of this, I hope you realize that you haven't yet cleared our bar for a "quality contribution".
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Old 08-01-2010, 10:33 AM   #16 (permalink)
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If you ignore it, perhaps it will go away...
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Old 08-01-2010, 10:39 AM   #17 (permalink)
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If you ignore it, perhaps it will go away...
Concur...

but I'm keeping the hammer close at hand.
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Old 08-01-2010, 11:03 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Pfft. We've ignored Carrot Top for years and he's still alive.
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Old 08-01-2010, 11:41 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2010, 12:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Pfft. We've ignored Carrot Top for years and he's still alive.
But Carrot Top is actually naturally funny, it's just his act over the years that has quickly and greatly diminished. He didn't evolve fast enough.

I actually viewed one of preacher's posts to be average, and actually not that bad on the issue at hand elsewhere, but re-using the sames four words in order to discuss ever-changing ideas is a really unimaginative move. It's like trying to discuss sports with Steve Urkel (or Carrot Top, with the rubber chickens and the plastic swords).
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But Carrot Top is actually naturally funny
..and unnaturally funny looking.

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Old 08-01-2010, 01:19 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2010, 01:21 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2010, 03:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2010, 03:30 PM   #25 (permalink)
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That's because whoritry is not a word.
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Old 08-01-2010, 03:33 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Oh. . .there's hymns. Many righteous hymns.

Amazing Fuck™, how sweet the Fuck™,
That saved a wretch like me.
A loser once, but no more
Now I weekly Fuck™ a whore

T'was Fuck™ that taught the sluts to fear.
And Fuck™, my balls relieved.
How precious did that Fuck™ appear
The hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis Slitches that brought me to this place
and The Fuck™ will lead me home.

The Fuck™ has promised good to me.
sweet sluts their greed secures.
By my hand mis’ry be,
As long as life endures.

Yea, when you live a loser’s life,
And with sluts you have no luck,
Heed the words if thou be wise,
And brother preach The Fuck™.


Better that I post no Youtubes of me singing them, though. . .not yet anyway.
The preacher outfiit makes bitches nervous and giggly.

Amen
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Old 08-01-2010, 03:44 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Let's discuss "Bam!"

Toasted and this thread is now closed
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