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Old 09-18-2010, 12:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Amonkie!

Happy birthday sista! Hope your birthday is filled with warm sun, rum drinks, and fun!

Wish I was there to make/buy you a cake.
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In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Old 09-18-2010, 12:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
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can't believe i didn't see that down below...

happy birthday, amy...
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- Robert S. McNamara
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 09-18-2010, 12:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
still, wondering.
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Let it all hang out!
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Old 09-18-2010, 01:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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She tried to keep it a secret... but I blew it in Pointless Announcements... ON PURPOSE, monkie.

Hope you're enjoying the weather, coffee and books.
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Old 09-18-2010, 01:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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happy birthday.

have a good one
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Old 09-18-2010, 02:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Amonkie is one of the Best People to Ever Live! We are so lucky that the monk came our way!

Happy Birthday & Thanks for being here!!!
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Old 09-18-2010, 02:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2010, 07:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday, monkie! ZS and I hoisted many a fine ale and some tequila in your honor.
If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Old 09-18-2010, 08:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday monkie!
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Old 09-18-2010, 08:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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fucken' aye, happy b-day.
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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 09-18-2010, 11:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hope you had a goddamn great birthday, monkie girl!!
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Old 09-19-2010, 12:42 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Happy Bday Monkie!
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Old 09-19-2010, 01:38 AM   #13 (permalink)
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My inner scientist deplores the misuse of an Ape as a Monkey, but the picture is so damned cute!

Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 09-19-2010, 03:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Happy B-Day Monkie!
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Old 09-19-2010, 04:04 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Thanks all

Replace the Rum with some oh so fine Jack Daniels and you can't go wrong.
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Old 09-19-2010, 05:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I'm theoretically a day late, but a birthday on a weekend should last from Friday to Sunday, so I think I'm still OK. Happy Birthday!
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:19 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I hope it was a good one!
Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot
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Old 09-19-2010, 06:55 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Happy birthday!
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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
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Old 09-19-2010, 10:30 AM   #19 (permalink)
Good to the last drop.
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I hope it was AWESOME!
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She probably tastes like cheap beer and smells like a jockstrap.
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amonkie, birthday, happy

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