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Old 10-02-2010, 01:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Guys whats the "gayest" thing you do?

This question is to the hetrosexual guys in the forum...What is something you do that you don't think you would want your buddies seeing you do?...

For me before my last vacation I got a pedicure...my feet were all torn up from running and I was going to be in flip flops for a week so I manned up sat in the chair and prayed that no one I knew would walk past and see me. It was strange at first but was actually pretty relaxing having a hot asian chick massage my feet...I was going to inquire about a happy ending but my better judgement prevailed.
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Old 10-02-2010, 01:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Jeesus! Where do I start?

1) I sing Lady Gaga and Katy Perry in my car ... obnoxiously loud!
2) I get my nails done. I have really pretty hands.
3) Smirnoff Ice tastes good. Real good.
4) I believe that Vienna Teng was born in heaven and was brought down to earth to serenade us mortals.

I think that is it so far.
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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@ Xerxys - I was like who the fuck is Vienna Teng...so I googled her...saw a picture, so I was like she is pretty hot....then I am like shit is she a tranny or something....so I wikied her...she isn't so then I went to You Tube and heard her sing...she is good...
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I secretly ejaculate on my male friends' lower backs.

---------- Post added at 05:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:34 PM ----------

but not in a gay way.
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I fantasize over having tea parties. Like actual formal tea parties.

I think it's because I've read too many pre-20th century novels.

It just seems gay these days.
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Baraka, I love tea. I would have a tea party with you.

In fact I am drinking tea as I write this.
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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^^
hetero and happy/gay; what's wrong with that?
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Old 10-02-2010, 03:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I fantasize over having tea parties. Like actual formal tea parties.

I think it's because I've read too many pre-20th century novels.

It just seems gay these days.
You know, we can make this happen. But would I have to wear a waistcoat?

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Old 10-02-2010, 04:16 PM   #12 (permalink)
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You know, we can make this happen. But would I have to wear a waistcoat?
Waistcoat and pocket watch mandatory. Pocket square is optional, but every gentleman knows that a suit isn't complete without a pocket square.
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Old 10-02-2010, 05:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ooooooooo can I come? I want to be able to wear a fancy coat, a big hat, smoke my pipe, and drink tea. That sounds fun.

You should try to get plan9 to come, then it would be like 1840's version of the A-Team.
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Old 10-02-2010, 05:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Manscaping. Still, it's for the ladies.
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Old 10-02-2010, 07:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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The gayest thing I've done for the past few years is yelling "I'm gay!" right after I yell something else out the car window. My younger son told me I should.

Oh, wait, is that gayer?

p.s. I want filtherton in an elevator.

p.p.s. Is that gayer?
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Old 10-02-2010, 08:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I cried once. Ya know, because she left me. Part of it was the pain of rejection, part of it was having invested so much in furniture.

That and the frustration of having to train another partner to do the kind of kinky shit you only see in tiny video clips on the Web.

...

Honestly? Tea party sounds pretty manly. It'd be like one of those Kettle One commercials. We'd drink tea instead of vodka because we need to be sober before we go steal some shit like we're making a Heat sequel. According to TeeVee, any legit reason to don formal wear and carry a gun is a good one.

It makes me sad that men are expected to be chest-thumping heathens today. Any type of social/intellectual refinement is seen as "homosexual." It's pretty sad. I was one of the few guys that wore a suit to a wedding. WTF? And don't tell anybody you enjoy traveling to foreign countries and museums.

They'll think you're French. Which is gay squared.

"Why did you dress up to go out to dinner? That's gay." "You and your fancy long words! That's gay." Okay, I'll act like a drooling smacktard, society.

I guess I'm doomed to be rejected by my peers. I refuse to drink a case of Natty Ice with a thumb in my girlfriend's ass while wearing a football jersey and burping the national anthem. I have these crazy ambitions in life and they don't strictly involve bums beating each other down and eating Doritos.

Really, our Lord and Savior Mike Judge had a psychic premonition when he was doing Idiocracy.

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Old 10-02-2010, 08:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I shave my legs.

(cycling)

I swear!
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Old 10-02-2010, 08:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I shave my legs.

(cycling)

I swear!

I never understood why you do that for riding bikes...I understand swimmers...why do cyclers do it?
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Old 10-02-2010, 09:02 PM   #19 (permalink)
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...because they're gay.

Did you not start this thread?
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Old 10-02-2010, 09:08 PM   #20 (permalink)
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& get your toenails buffed?
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Old 10-02-2010, 09:32 PM   #21 (permalink)
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... [grown up sensible stuff] ...
Party fuckin' pooper!!
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Old 10-02-2010, 09:57 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Watch out, man. You can't say "pooper" without Fugly getting a hard-on. And your manicured hands are likely to get him throbbing.
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Old 10-02-2010, 10:23 PM   #23 (permalink)
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This question is to the hetrosexual guys in the forum...What is something you do that you don't think you would want your buddies seeing you do?...

For me before my last vacation I got a pedicure...my feet were all torn up from running and I was going to be in flip flops for a week so I manned up sat in the chair and prayed that no one I knew would walk past and see me. It was strange at first but was actually pretty relaxing having a hot asian chick massage my feet...I was going to inquire about a happy ending but my better judgement prevailed.
I definitely have things I do that are traditionally stereotypically gay, but I don't know that I have anything-- gay or otherwise-- I wouldn't want my buddies seeing me do except fucking or crapping.

I sing showtunes. I love musicals.

I cook, and can get very exacting about the process of cooking-- not like Alton Brown exacting...more Emeril, or Bobby Flay. But still.

I talk to my dog in a stupid voice sometimes.

I critique men's fashion choices, even though I myself am strictly a jeans-and-t-shirts dude.

I compliment my gay friends on the hotness of their boyfriends.

I go to opera. Sometimes I cry.


And yet...zero interest in any penis except mine....
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Old 10-02-2010, 11:57 PM   #24 (permalink)
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& get your toenails buffed?
nah she didnt make them all shiney
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Old 10-03-2010, 12:07 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I shave my legs.

(cycling)

I swear!

surreeeee... i did the same thing when i was younger when i was swimming/running. these days, its not coming off

you should really consider changing your nick to canuckgay.



me.. its a crack back and sack wax all the way of course...except the legs, cos thats definately gay.
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Old 10-03-2010, 12:11 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Scents. I love B&Body works.

Shower gels, candles all that. I like things that smell. And I can remember a scent or a girl who wore what scent too.

I got a sun ripened raspberry candle (online only), because it reminds me of 1996, when my beautiful fiancee would shower with that gel scent. It was summer, SoCal and a great time. So when I smell the candle, I get happy thoughts.


Lotsa girlfriends would shower at my place and say I was a bit fruity, but they enjoyed partaking in it all.

I guess I never like to smell bad, look bad or unkempt. A bit gay I suppose .

I'd like a tea party, I'd bring my Tricorn, musket and best royal accent.
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Old 10-03-2010, 12:34 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Air Force is so pretty.

...

Fun Question:

How many guys that do "gay" things have gone to college / like to read books?

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Old 10-03-2010, 02:18 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I think Neil Patrick Harris is the shit
I'll hang out at gay bars and dance with girls, occasionally getting my ass slapped by another guy or danced with, and I just laugh it off, also a good reason to tell the girls to save me by pretending to my 5 minute girlfriend. Sometimes they're pretty cool with that
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Old 10-03-2010, 03:08 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I shave my legs.

(cycling)

I swear!
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I never understood why you do that for riding bikes...I understand swimmers...why do cyclers do it?
Road rash. Generally decreases the severity and makes bandaging it easier.

I'm not a man, so I won't reply to the original post. Just saw this and wanted to explain.
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Old 10-03-2010, 03:34 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2010, 03:50 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Air Force is so pretty.
and witty, too...
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Old 10-03-2010, 06:30 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Became a massage therapist?

Although, every male massage therapist that I've met is either married to a woman or dating a woman, so that stereotype doesn't seem to be holding up. I've met quite a few lesbian massage therapists, however.
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Old 10-03-2010, 06:36 AM   #33 (permalink)
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and witty, too...
You're picking up what I'm puttin' down. You're all over it. I like that.

I should have gone Air Force anyway. Their EOD guys are total cowboys.

I won't get into whether or not they're gay cowboys. That's just silly.
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Old 10-03-2010, 06:39 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Air Force is so pretty.

...

Fun Question:

How many guys that do "gay" things have gone to college / like to read books?
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and witty, too...
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Rumor has it lesbians have strong hands.



You're picking up what I'm puttin' down. You're all over it. I like that.

I should have gone Air Force anyway. Their EOD guys are total cowboys.

I won't get into whether or not they're gay cowboys. That's just silly.
from west side story:

"I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay..."
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Old 10-03-2010, 06:44 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Bingo.

Were you a Jet or Shark?
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Old 10-03-2010, 06:53 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Bingo.

Were you a Jet or Shark?
I played Snowboy, who's a Jet. Minor character, but he's the one who gets the crap beat out of him during the Officer Krupke song.
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Old 10-03-2010, 07:30 AM   #37 (permalink)
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when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way,
from your first cigaret 'til your last dyin' day...
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Old 10-03-2010, 07:48 AM   #38 (permalink)
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9er, that's pretty much it. Simply admitting that you like to read, go to museums, drink tea or wine, and listen to classical or jazz, and suddenly "yer gay."

It reminds me of the whole Brokeback Mountain conundrum: "Thar ain't no gay cowboys...."
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Old 10-03-2010, 07:52 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2010, 08:10 AM   #40 (permalink)
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hmm

Watch a celebrity ballroom dancing show probably. (the one that "dancing with the stars" is a spin off of)
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