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Old 10-19-2010, 01:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't you dare nod in approval

I had a midterm test in my Bio class today, so naturally we got out early (at least if you finish the test before class normally gets out) I decided to go to the library to hang out before my next class.

I jumped on the computer to check a few things.



Anyway a girl with massive glorious breast sat next to me

I took a peak, I approved, so much so that I started (unconsciously mind you) nodding my head as if to say "very nice, I approve."
The girl caught me and said "don't you dare nod in approval" She looked serious but I could tell she was just trying to deadpan me, I smirked and said "It's too late"
She giggled and then a frat guy walking by gave me a high five as he walked by.



How are midterms going for the rest of our college students?
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Old 10-19-2010, 03:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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pictures, or it didn't happen. =)
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Old 10-19-2010, 03:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Aw. College.

I get "who's that creepy guy staring at me" looks when I check out women. Oh to be young again.

(I kid. I'm still in school.)
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Old 10-19-2010, 04:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Okay, let me review? The last time I appreciated boobs? A few minutes ago. The last time I did it out loud? A few minutes ago. The last time it got me in trouble? Never.

Any woman who gives you that "don't look at my display" glare is probably insufficiently gay.
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Old 10-19-2010, 08:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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just got done with midterms THEY ARE HELL ON EARTH! whatever, it beats looking for a job with just a GED
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Old 10-19-2010, 08:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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^^ Dude, don't I know that the hard way. Like most of the males in the USofA I too only have a high school diploma and that effectively classifies me as illiterate. I'm working on that though. It'll take me four years to be able to sufficiently fool people into thinking I'm worth more than $10/hr.

Anyway, I go to school where the girls wear short shorts and my four year old niece's tank tops. They have an incredibly annoying high voice and call everyone "sugar" or "honey". They give you toothy smiles and ask you to come sit with them at the McDonalds at lunch time. Needless to say, I can't get any work done during school hours.
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Old 10-19-2010, 09:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Anyway, I go to school where the girls wear short shorts and my four year old niece's tank tops. They have an incredibly annoying high voice and call everyone "sugar" or "honey". They give you toothy smiles and ask you to come sit with them at the McDonalds at lunch time. Needless to say, I can't get any work done during school hours.
you basically covered the entire American Male dilemma right there
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Old 10-19-2010, 09:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Quit bitching, Xerxys. The military is always an option. It's the best way for guys like you to get ahead in life.

They'll pay you more than $10 an hour AND will give you a pile of money for tuition and rent when you're done.
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Old 10-19-2010, 11:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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all you have to do it put your life on the line for a few years or months and realise that you may not be the same person that left. ill stick to the 10 dollars an hour thanks.



back to t he OP..nodding, staring, gazing, glancing. We all do it. We know it. They know it. We all love it.
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Old 10-19-2010, 11:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Dlish, are you drunk? Neither of those comments made a whole lot of sober-guy sense.
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Old 10-20-2010, 01:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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girl in my training class, I could stare at those fucking things all day fully clothed. wow. married. daaaaaaaaaamn.
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Old 10-20-2010, 02:28 AM   #12 (permalink)
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The only tits I see on a daily basis belong to my immediate supervisor. I didn't think they made uniform tops in XXXL.

Guy is a disgusting fatbody and completely goes against the stereotype goals of this job. He should be ashamed.
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Old 10-20-2010, 08:49 AM   #13 (permalink)
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My profession is easily 90% men. Most of them are creepy introverts. I only vaguely recall this species of woman you all describe, except my girlfriend, whom I discovered in college. Gone are those days of yore.
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Old 10-20-2010, 12:42 PM   #14 (permalink)
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all you have to do it put your life on the line for a few years or months and realise that you may not be the same person that left. ill stick to the 10 dollars an hour thanks.
dont knock it 'til you try it.
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Old 10-20-2010, 01:04 PM   #15 (permalink)
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That's like saying you can't make any judgement about whether cocaine is right for you without first snorting it. There are a great many things we know about experiences, either vicariously or through the intellectual study of others, that we can use to deduce how something would affect us.
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Old 10-20-2010, 01:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Quit bitching, Xerxys. The military is always an option. It's the best way for guys like you to get ahead in life.

They'll pay you more than $10 an hour AND will give you a pile of money for tuition and rent when you're done.
quoted for truth...

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The only tits I see on a daily basis belong to my immediate supervisor. I didn't think they made uniform tops in XXXL.

Guy is a disgusting fatbody and completely goes against the stereotype goals of this job. He should be ashamed.
does he answer to "sarge?"
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Old 10-20-2010, 01:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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That's like saying you can't make any judgement about whether cocaine is right for you without first snorting it.
i understand what you're trying to say, but why did you just compare being in the military with snorting cocaine?
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Old 10-20-2010, 01:44 PM   #18 (permalink)
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He didn't do that unless you misunderstood.
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Old 10-20-2010, 01:53 PM   #19 (permalink)
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He didn't do that unless you misunderstood.
i just feel like the comparative statement "this is like that" is trying to find some common ground between bumping a line and joining the service. i understand the magnitude that he was trying to get across since both experiences are likely life changing (I've never done coke), but i think its quite a leap in logic to assume that working in the military is similar to snorting coke when it comes to experimental behavior
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Old 10-20-2010, 02:13 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Most of what I appreciate is boobs. It takes no leap in logic to do so. I thought that was what this thread was about.
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Old 10-20-2010, 03:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Most of what I appreciate is boobs. It takes no leap in logic to do so. I thought that was what this thread was about.
agreed sir.

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Old 10-20-2010, 04:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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....I took a peak, I approved, so much so that I started (unconsciously mind you) nodding my head as if to say "very nice, I approve."
The girl caught me and said "don't you dare nod in approval" She looked serious but I could tell she was just trying to deadpan me, I smirked and said "It's too late"...
Now, as a 34 year-old, I would probably have said thank you. I think I was about sixteen when I first learned to lip-read "Nice tits!"
I still flaunt 'em on occasion, but most men will notice big boobs, regardless, even when they are dressed demurely. And many are not as nicely subtle as you.
Especially drunks in bars, who assume that any woman with large breasts is automatically some kind of stupid bimbo, just waiting for their loud and rude attention.


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How are midterms going for the rest of our college students?
I think I took my last midterms in 1999. Never had any in grad school.

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That's like saying you can't make any judgement about whether cocaine is right for you without first snorting it. There are a great many things we know about experiences, either vicariously or through the intellectual study of others, that we can use to deduce how something would affect us.
Agreed. I don't need to jump out of a tenth-floor window to know that it's a bad idea. Learning from the mistakes and experiences of others is sometimes less costly, in a variety of ways, than going through experimentation on my own.
I don't necessarily mean that the military is always a bad idea. Just not a good choice for some people. And that's bad for the enlistee and the service, both.

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girl in my training class, I could stare at those fucking things all day fully clothed. wow. married. daaaaaaaaaamn.
All the while trying to pretend that you're not looking, right?

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Old 10-20-2010, 10:52 PM   #23 (permalink)
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dont knock it 'til you try it.
yeah what jinn and the others have said...

can we go back to talking about boobs?
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Old 10-21-2010, 07:06 AM   #24 (permalink)
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at what point do you say a girl's boobs are, dare i say, "too" big?
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Old 10-21-2010, 07:08 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Anything above a C.

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Old 10-21-2010, 07:10 AM   #26 (permalink)
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i call your Cs and raise you DD's but no further
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Old 10-21-2010, 11:06 AM   #27 (permalink)
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sorry but anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

B cup is my preference, but of course ill get whatever i can get, which is only one set of course
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Old 10-21-2010, 11:18 AM   #28 (permalink)
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sorry but anything more than a mouthful is a waste.
If you're only using your mouth, you're doing it wrong.

Why stop there? Why not any more than one is a waste?
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:32 PM   #29 (permalink)
 
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I'm fashioning a limerick about my large, saggy, old woman bosoms.

They will ooze over the hillsides & terrorize the locals.

Suffocation might happen.
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Old 10-21-2010, 12:40 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I'm fashioning a limerick about my large, saggy, old woman bosoms.

They will ooze over the hillsides & terrorize the locals.

Suffocation might happen.

ooze over hillsides
terrorizing the locals
saggy old bosums

how 'bout haiku?

btw I am happy to have my strong, thick man-hands unable to contain the bounding puppies that are let out to play of an evening - tho I would be quite content w cupping a teacup of breast if t'were presented as my only option
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Old 10-26-2010, 01:07 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I personally like small breasts on my women. I just dont get what men see in oversized breasts.

My own girls are perfect..and even at the age of 53, they are strong and well placed. I use to own a farm and hauling hay bales on my own, to the top loft of the barn did wonders for them...
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Old 10-26-2010, 01:18 AM   #32 (permalink)
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If you're only using your mouth, you're doing it wrong.

Why stop there? Why not any more than one is a waste?


mouthful, fistful..same thing i guess. feel free to use whichever bodypart you please. ill gladly use every limb ive got.

but its not just one mouthful dude. the 'mouthful' is a unit of measure, so to speak. Kind of like a foot is a foot, or an armslength is an armslength. so a mouthful is a mouthful.
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