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Old 11-04-2010, 12:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You can't make this stuff up.

Woman demands sexual favors from husband and his friend at knife point - Ripley, WV - Jackson Newspapers

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Fairplain, W.Va. —

An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met.

Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn near Fairplain last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn.

Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment.
According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet.

Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.

It was at this point Melissa allegedly produced a lock-back folding knife, pointed it at Danny and stated, “somebody is going to [perform a sexual act on me] or I’m going to cut your [expletive] throat.”

According to Mellinger, there was a small black handled lock-back knife lying on the coffee table in front of Melissa but when asked about the knife she stated “It was already here”; he also stated that all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.

Melissa Williams, 42, of Ripley was charged with domestic assault and brandishing; her bond was set at $3,000


Wow. How do you even begin to start on this one?
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Old 11-04-2010, 12:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I've had fantasies about situations similar to this. It goes something like this: Hot girl walks up to me and says I'll shoot you if we don't have sex right now. So we have hot sex and me getting shot is averted.

Horrible vaginal odor smelled from a few feet away? Hope I never experience that. She was rocking the female fromunda cheese. I wonder if she was hot? It matters goddamnit! (We all know she isn't hot.)

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Old 11-04-2010, 12:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i have a mental image of this scenario which is making me nauseous...
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Old 11-04-2010, 01:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I like how the writer felt the need to detail the odor, not just as a passing observation but rather choosing to use words like "overwhelming" and "horrible" as though it was a very important detail of the story. Nothing quite beats the melange of stank vag and booze wafting about a hotel room...its too bad the article was getting pretty hot up until that point.
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Old 11-04-2010, 02:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dear Penthouse Forums,

I never thought this would happen to me, but I was pretty drunk, kinda horny, and hadn't showered in 45 days or so. I figured, "What the heck! Let's go next door and see what trouble I can stir up".

You won't believe what happened next...
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Old 11-04-2010, 06:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I wonder if she was hot? It matters goddamnit! (We all know she isn't hot.)
Apparently her picture has surfaced online.




Yikes
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh dear...thats just not right...at all...
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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