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DEI37 · 07-13-2003, 10:05 AM

Yeah, this one's bizzare. Check it out: Yeah, I needed more stainless steel in my diet!

spectre · 07-13-2003, 10:09 AM

For those that don't like to click on links:
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Woman aims for roach, swallows fork

JERUSALEM (AP) -- It's the bizarre, nightmarish stuff of a child's nursery rhyme: An Israeli woman swallowed a cockroach and right after it, down went a fork she used to try to fish the critter out of her throat.

A winged cockroach jumped into the woman's mouth as she was cleaning her home in a village in northern Israel this week. And as the story goes, the 32-year-old woman tried to scoop the bug out with a fork but swallowed it as well.

"It's a bit of a strange story," said Dr. Nikola Adid, who operated on the woman on Tuesday to remove the fork from her stomach -- the bug was already digested. "This is the first time I've ever encountered anything like this. None of my medical colleagues in this country have heard of anything similar either."

An X-ray showed the fork, lodged sideways in her stomach.

Adid, a surgeon at the Poria Hospital in Tiberias, on the Sea of Galilee, removed the fork with laparoscopic surgery, a minimally invasive procedure performed through a tiny incision a patient's abdomen.

The woman is recovering well, Adid said -- better off than the old woman of the children's rhyme:

"There was an old woman who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die."
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Stiltzkin · 07-13-2003, 10:12 AM

Silly religious people. Goes to show that Allah/Jesus/whatever can't always save you

07-13-2003, 10:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Whaddya hungry for? Bugs 'n forks? OK [Link] Yeah, this one's bizzare. Check it out: Yeah, I needed more stainless steel in my diet! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

07-13-2003, 10:09 AM	#2 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	For those that don't like to click on links: <hr> Woman aims for roach, swallows fork JERUSALEM (AP) -- It's the bizarre, nightmarish stuff of a child's nursery rhyme: An Israeli woman swallowed a cockroach and right after it, down went a fork she used to try to fish the critter out of her throat. A winged cockroach jumped into the woman's mouth as she was cleaning her home in a village in northern Israel this week. And as the story goes, the 32-year-old woman tried to scoop the bug out with a fork but swallowed it as well. "It's a bit of a strange story," said Dr. Nikola Adid, who operated on the woman on Tuesday to remove the fork from her stomach -- the bug was already digested. "This is the first time I've ever encountered anything like this. None of my medical colleagues in this country have heard of anything similar either." An X-ray showed the fork, lodged sideways in her stomach. Adid, a surgeon at the Poria Hospital in Tiberias, on the Sea of Galilee, removed the fork with laparoscopic surgery, a minimally invasive procedure performed through a tiny incision a patient's abdomen. The woman is recovering well, Adid said -- better off than the old woman of the children's rhyme: "There was an old woman who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die." <hr> __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

07-13-2003, 10:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Silly religious people. Goes to show that Allah/Jesus/whatever can't always save you __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.