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Old 07-18-2003, 03:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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New penis grown on boy's arm.

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Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.


Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.

The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.

The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.

Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.

Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_376025.html

That's the most well hung arm i've ever seen!
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Old 07-18-2003, 03:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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that's gotta be hard to explain to your schoolmates.
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Old 07-18-2003, 04:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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you know, I would have told the doctor to make it a wee bit bigger. He should leave it there and go into the porn industry.
 
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Sweet, does this mean I can get an extra penis? How about two or three of them? I can reduce time spent in the bathroom by 2/3!
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Old 07-18-2003, 04:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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you know, I would have told the doctor to make it a wee bit bigger. He should leave it there and go into the porn industry.
LOL! Then he should get one for the other arm and he could be known as "Edward Penis Arms"
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Old 07-18-2003, 04:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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a lot of new positions he can explore.

weird
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Old 07-18-2003, 05:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Do they get to decide how big it can be?
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Old 07-18-2003, 05:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
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Old 07-18-2003, 05:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
This made me laugh very hard.

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Old 07-18-2003, 05:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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When I was younger, Doctors thought that I had one growing in my hand.
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Old 07-18-2003, 05:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Sleeve buldge. Hey baby, suck my fore arm.
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The word "Zing!" comes to mind when I read this thread over again.
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
Ugh... that was just awful
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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An arm with a penis???

Now if your penis had arms...yeah baby!!
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
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be kinda weird trying to masturbate
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Old 07-18-2003, 06:53 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
Pain killer! Pain killer! aiieeeee!!!!
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Old 07-18-2003, 07:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
Yes, but think of his foresight.
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Old 07-18-2003, 07:35 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I can't decide whether to laugh hard or groan. Or both.

Edward PenisHands... baaaaaahahahahaha
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Old 07-18-2003, 07:52 PM   #20 (permalink)
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hehehe.. instead of beitch slapping someone you just whip it around and slap them up side the face..

"you have been dong slapped"

but i wouldnt have it.. do you realize the rise in harrasment cases that would "arise" with it..
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Old 07-18-2003, 08:42 PM   #21 (permalink)
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rofl this thread is creeping me out
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Old 07-18-2003, 09:52 PM   #22 (permalink)
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That was surprising despite the title... I guess I just really wasn't expecting a serious thread with this name... I was wrong.... man that is weird...
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Old 07-18-2003, 10:05 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Originally they planned to grow foreskin on his eyelid. But they soon discovered that it made him cockeyed.
Speaking of cockeyed.... and this is totally off topic, but anyone else seen cockeyed.com? This guy is my hero... Hilarious too.
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Old 07-18-2003, 11:08 PM   #24 (permalink)
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He's going to have a hell of a story to tell his college pals when he gets to college.
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Old 07-19-2003, 12:35 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Well if it is small enough, he can suck himself off. Of course the sensations might not be as good as a normal dick since it`s not near the balls. He still has those right?
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Old 07-19-2003, 12:37 AM   #26 (permalink)
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who the fuck pisses on an electric wire?
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Old 07-19-2003, 01:08 AM   #27 (permalink)
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who the fuck pisses on an electric wire?
FINALLY someone asked the most obvious question. That's also what I'm wondering... I cut my leg down to the bone once on an electric wire, but it wasn't electrified at the time. Left a small scar, actually. ::shrugs:: Crazy kid. Hopefully he learned some kind of lesson from this.
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Old 07-19-2003, 06:33 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Sounds like he's already a candidate for the Darwin Award.
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Old 07-19-2003, 08:17 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I guess they don't have Ren and Stimpy in Russia, an older episode ended when R & S died playing a board game called 'Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence"... Words I try to live my life by.

Or maybe they do, but haven't gotten Jackass yet and the kids need to do something stupid they've seen on TV.
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Old 07-19-2003, 09:28 AM   #30 (permalink)
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god whats next... the "scale the wall of razor wire" game?

actually i watched a bunch of drunk jocks in highschool.. they drove 3 and 4 wheelers on my friends property.. scaring the cows.. we went and got the guns to scare them off but yup sure enough. the head football coachs' son took a wiz and hit the fence.. he just stood there.. he had his back to us .. when he finally emptied his bladder he just fell over.. we started shooting in the air.. several of them fell across the fence.. in thier mad dash to get out... hehe.. everyone was ok though.. but you scare cows they dont give milk for days..
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Old 07-20-2003, 05:11 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Just when you think you've seen <b>everything</b>, shit like this comes back and screams in your face, I TOLD YOU AFTER THE LIGHT BULB WAS INVENTED THERE'D BE HELL TO PAY!
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Old 07-20-2003, 05:49 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Good GOD! Obivously, the arm-penis(or is it penis-arm?) wouldnt have been able to orgasm. No prostate gland in the arm, you know...
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Old 07-20-2003, 08:51 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Couldn't they, umm, just have grown the penis where his penis was in the first place? Why the arm?
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Old 07-20-2003, 08:54 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Hey, doesnt the picture qualify for child porn?!
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Old 07-20-2003, 11:33 PM   #35 (permalink)
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So, you got a sausage in your sleeve or are you just happy to see me?
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