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Old 07-28-2003, 01:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Vanessa Paradis the transformer (Pics)

First of all I just wanna say that when I was hitting puberty I would have killed (literally) to get near to this goddess. I would have cut my hand off to get with Vanessa Paradis. I would have cut your hand off too. I would have stepped over my own mother. If you dont know who Im talking about heres a reminder:



Aint she Purrrrrrdy?



I say!



I think I just downloaded in my pants!



Here she is hangin out with a giant bottle of perfume tied to her favourite red rope





Ok the point is this.
I am no longer gagga over Vanessa Paradis. Why?
Observe...



Volcano hot.



Hellspawn.

Im very sorry miss Paradis.
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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wow, what happened?
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thats exactly what I was asking myself while scrolling between the pictures. "Woah, what happened?!" Followed by a few more "woah!"s and ending in this reply.
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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omgoodness!
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I think the last pic looks hot =P

I agree dude, last pic is my fav
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Seretogis, I would like to touch you between the legs, if I may?
Aww, that's so sweet. Of course you can!
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Fabulous!
Indeed!
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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what the heck is going on?
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:58 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Erm, You guys, what the fuck is happening? I think I found a glitch in the matrix.

BTW, when do I get to touch someone between the legs?
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Old 07-28-2003, 02:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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never heard of her before, but she looks fine
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Old 07-28-2003, 02:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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roflmao....

she was very good lookin... specially those first few
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Old 07-28-2003, 06:03 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I think she's hot in all of them even the last one. I have pretty low standards
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:44 AM   #15 (permalink)
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That's just a very unflattering angle for her in the last pic. Just makes her forehead look enormous...
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Old 07-29-2003, 02:51 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 04:04 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Models and actresses don't pose for pictures that are intentionally unflattering without a reason. The last shot might have been a publicity shot for a character in a movie that never got made, for example.

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Old 07-29-2003, 05:17 AM   #18 (permalink)
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or i dunno.. i could be going out on a limb here.. she could just be naturally ugly, and when she gets made up, sh looks a lot "better".

Ever see Camron Diaz w/o makeup.. GOOD GOD!
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:58 AM   #19 (permalink)
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just some overrated frensh popstar. totaly not my typ
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:03 AM   #20 (permalink)
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The Fashion demons stike again!!!
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:22 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Uh...she looks the same. Just a bad picture.
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:34 AM   #22 (permalink)
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wtfzors?!
Heeeey, howcome I never thought of that one?

Oh and... damn. Everything I wanted to say has already been said. Just a bad pic, that's all.
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:16 AM   #23 (permalink)
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wtf happened to her?
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:56 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I work for a photo studio- do digital mods, retouch , ect- I'm just a newbie there but I would say the difference is in the details- the cam angle is a big one, along with lighting and makeup
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:25 PM   #25 (permalink)
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she put on a lot of eye liner and magically turned to ugly
poof!
not really though.
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Old 07-31-2003, 12:28 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I dunno..isn't she Johnny Depp's squeeze and he always looks unkempt--plus she's had a couple of kids with him. Maybe she's older and more tired-looking or has given up putting so much time into her appearance?

There is a nice photo of her with Johnny in the current issue of GQ, tho'.
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Old 07-31-2003, 01:45 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Wow sketch.

thats like heroin addict style or something.

If i had to pick the hotest chick right now i would say Monica Belucci her voice just makes me go insane.
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:42 AM   #28 (permalink)
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It's probably just the angle as many have said.

My question is who IS she? I've never heard of or seen her
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:54 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Don't you remember Joe le Taxi? Classic. She then hung around with Lenny K for a bit, before Johnny Depp found himself at a loose end and actually married her, I think.
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:54 PM   #30 (permalink)
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it looks like she just caught a photographer who likes the strung out heroin addict look... ive run into pics of women who i thought were smoking hot and been quite turned off cause they had some dumbass photographer doing the shoot.
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Old 07-31-2003, 08:25 PM   #31 (permalink)
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That last pic doesn't look too bad...I've seen much worse...
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Old 07-31-2003, 09:42 PM   #32 (permalink)
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In my opinion, she looks really hot in that last picture. To each his own.
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Old 08-01-2003, 04:22 PM   #33 (permalink)
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is there supposed to be something wrong with the last two pictures?? looks fine to me.. both her and the pictures themselves
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Old 08-01-2003, 04:52 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 08-01-2003, 06:10 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I never knew she was with Johnny Depp, thanks for the that tidbit. If that last one is her after having kids, I must say she looks doubly hot because it is hard to keep off the weight from having kids.
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