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Old 08-01-2003, 09:26 AM   #1 (permalink)
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it is official. dogs like weeners!

http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle...&section=news/

Dog gives flasher his come-uppance
Fri 1 August, 2003 11:15 BST

ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers have reported.

The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog Medo (Little Bear) was on the other side, police said.

The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.

The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order".


good dog!
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I wonder if there is a Darwins' Award for dumbass folks with their "members"?
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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FUCKING OUCH!
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Old 08-01-2003, 09:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i hope that dog gets a very nice treat for that...
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I wonder if it was a "Weiner dog"?
Sorry...someone had to say it.
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That's fucking Classic.
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Old 08-01-2003, 11:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Genius !!!
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Old 08-01-2003, 12:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Headline: Dog bites Man(hood)
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Old 08-01-2003, 12:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Good dog.

The thread title reminded me of a humorous aside.
There used to be this clothing store in my region of the U.S. called Wieners.
They always had these big Back-to-School sales, kids clothing sales, etc.
They had television, radio, newspaper and billboard advertisements with the same dramatic catch phrase:
Moms Love Wieners!
-GH
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Old 08-01-2003, 02:35 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That'll teach the fucking perv.
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Old 08-01-2003, 02:42 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Sweet justice, I hope it was a psycho pit bull, those guys hurt even when they're playing.
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