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WhoaitsZ · 08-01-2003, 09:26 AM

http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle...&section=news/

Dog gives flasher his come-uppance
Fri 1 August, 2003 11:15 BST

ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers have reported.

The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog Medo (Little Bear) was on the other side, police said.

The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police.

The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order".

good dog!

actinic · 08-01-2003, 09:32 AM

I wonder if there is a Darwins' Award for dumbass folks with their "members"?

Darkblack · 08-01-2003, 09:32 AM

FUCKING OUCH!

chavos · 08-01-2003, 09:35 AM

i hope that dog gets a very nice treat for that...

Bill O'Rights · 08-01-2003, 11:29 AM

I wonder if it was a "Weiner dog"?
Sorry...someone had to say it.

World's King · 08-01-2003, 11:34 AM

That's fucking Classic.

bobw · 08-01-2003, 11:41 AM

Genius !!!

tenchi069 · 08-01-2003, 12:28 PM

Headline: Dog bites Man(hood)

Giant Hamburger · 08-01-2003, 12:35 PM

Good dog.

The thread title reminded me of a humorous aside.
There used to be this clothing store in my region of the U.S. called Wieners.
They always had these big Back-to-School sales, kids clothing sales, etc.
They had television, radio, newspaper and billboard advertisements with the same dramatic catch phrase:
Moms Love Wieners!
-GH

Junchbailey · 08-01-2003, 02:35 PM

That'll teach the fucking perv.

rockzilla · 08-01-2003, 02:42 PM

Sweet justice, I hope it was a psycho pit bull, those guys hurt even when they're playing.

08-01-2003, 09:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	it is official. dogs like weeners! http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle...&section=news/ Dog gives flasher his come-uppance Fri 1 August, 2003 11:15 BST ZAGREB (Reuters) - A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it, local newspapers have reported. The visibly drunk man was walking down the street and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog Medo (Little Bear) was on the other side, police said. The bitten man himself reported the incident to the police. The 36-year-old was taken to hospital with light injuries but later sent home. He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order". good dog!

08-01-2003, 09:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
actinic Crazy Location: Toronto, ON	I wonder if there is a Darwins' Award for dumbass folks with their "members"? __________________ Drugs lead nowhere...but it's the scenic route

08-01-2003, 11:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	I wonder if it was a "Weiner dog"? Sorry...someone had to say it. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

08-01-2003, 11:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	That's fucking Classic. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-01-2003, 12:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	Headline: Dog bites Man(hood) __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

08-01-2003, 09:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Darkblack Banned Location: Pennsytuckia	FUCKING OUCH!

08-01-2003, 09:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
chavos Banned Location: St. Paul, MN	i hope that dog gets a very nice treat for that...

08-01-2003, 11:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	Genius !!!

08-01-2003, 12:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Good dog. The thread title reminded me of a humorous aside. There used to be this clothing store in my region of the U.S. called Wieners. They always had these big Back-to-School sales, kids clothing sales, etc. They had television, radio, newspaper and billboard advertisements with the same dramatic catch phrase: Moms Love Wieners! -GH

08-01-2003, 02:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	That'll teach the fucking perv. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

08-01-2003, 02:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Sweet justice, I hope it was a psycho pit bull, those guys hurt even when they're playing.