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Plan9Senior 08-31-2003 09:50 PM

Re: If you could sex anyone, who would you sex?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Four Fingers
normal sex with Margaret Thatcher.
i can not muster up the brain power to decide who I would sex after having read that :(

mirevolver 08-31-2003 10:08 PM

Cleopatra or Helen of Troy

DelayedReaction 08-31-2003 10:12 PM

I'd have to wait until I had a mortal enemy, then I'd bone his mom right around the time he was conceived. That way, sometime in the future, when he's at the pinnacle of his life and gloating at me I can respond:

"Yeah, but I boned your mom right around the time you were conceived. You make me proud... son."

frogger27 08-31-2003 11:01 PM

Brad Pitt, I might go back in time to where he's a little younger and not married...

oberon 09-01-2003 01:41 AM

Lise Meitner..... why are you all looking at me like that?! :)

mystmarimatt 09-01-2003 02:12 AM

helen of troy....or jean arthur, her voice just gets me every time

GakFace 09-01-2003 04:30 AM

Man.. I figured someone would be me to this... I 'd have to go with one of my sister's friends.... :D

Spidey 09-01-2003 06:20 AM

I hope that your sister doesn't read this forum
or your in deep shit.

Arc101 09-01-2003 09:02 AM

Just thought of someone else, Carrie Fisher when she played Princess Leia. :D

brandon11983 09-01-2003 10:37 AM

<<<<<====== My g/f!!

rogue49 09-01-2003 10:49 AM

Historical: Cleopatra
Present: Jennifer Lopez

Man, I like those saucy ladies. ;)

Rowan 09-01-2003 11:23 AM

The ultimate rock poetic god!!
 
Jim Morrison before he got big, that man in leather pants singing or telling me poetry with that voice, oh the fun we would have!:crazy:

sexymama 09-01-2003 11:30 AM

I prefer "real men" over fantasy -- so definitely Lebell.

Four Fingers 09-02-2003 07:42 AM

You gotta find a picture of young Thatcher. I swear to God she's got very smooth, sophisticated charm.

laxative 09-02-2003 10:44 PM

I did Brandon's girlfriend I think.

Dano069 09-03-2003 04:54 AM

Any one of my three sis-in-laws. If not them, then Marilyn Monroe.

neddy65 09-03-2003 05:13 AM

Cool thread but all i can think of is MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!

That being said ....... hmmmmm....... Veronica Lake?

fuzzix 09-03-2003 06:12 AM

I'd give old cleopatra a try ;)

Miserlou 09-03-2003 06:51 AM

Jackie Kennedy - Onassis

present_future 09-03-2003 12:18 PM

I'd definitely go with either Cleopatra or Marilyn Monroe, before Joe D. got to her. Makes we really want to invent a time machine now.

Coucher 09-03-2003 12:40 PM

Historical - Audrey Hepburn
Current - Jennifer Love Hewitt

gonadman 09-04-2003 05:50 PM

Debbie Harry - In her early Blondie days

Definately no one before the age of toothpaste and mouthwash...

brandon11983 09-05-2003 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by laxative
I did Brandon's girlfriend I think.

grrrr....

anti fishstick 09-05-2003 09:44 AM

john lennon! move over yoko ono. :P

fallen_angel 09-05-2003 03:16 PM

hot lesbian sex with hilary duff or keagan my hot punk band guy friend, dustin who is oh so freakin hot and built from class, also kyle from class whos pitcher for my college baseball team. hmm ya cant realy decide. . .

filtherton 09-05-2003 09:11 PM

Right now, Asia Argento.
I'd sex with all the girls that i had crushes on when i was younger. Most of 'em anyway.

Maybe this is off subject, but i've always wanted to have sex as a female. I don't want no operation, maybe just a female for a week type of bad 80's movie scenario.

No offense to anyone, but i bet jesus would be a really interesting lay.

jeenyus_one 09-06-2003 07:47 AM

Marylyn Monroe

legolas 09-06-2003 08:00 AM

Probably Sable from the WWE. I've had a crush on her for such a long time.

rosie21 09-06-2003 05:29 PM

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Buk 09-06-2003 07:07 PM

Jenny McCarthy when she was in her early 20s and doing all that crazy stuff on MTV, I really loved her personality and drive and she was incredibly hot!

Plan9Senior 09-06-2003 07:13 PM

I'd fuck my worst enemy, and it most likely would be the best sex ever.

Psivage 09-07-2003 10:26 AM

Erica Hill-Celebrity

Diane- My fantasy. High school crush never gotten over, never will

RelaX 09-07-2003 10:43 AM

My baby... but seeing as I'll have her anyway :p

I guess then it's Rachel... some girl from scouting. I kinda had a crush on her for a long time but was too stupid to act on it. Plus, back then I was like 12 and getting deflowered at 12 would be sooo cool. ;) :p

glophead 09-07-2003 10:58 AM

I would prbably have to go with Marilyn Monroe

nostalgic1 09-07-2003 11:06 AM

marilyn monroe.. mary tyler moore.. or... carrie fisher... back in the star wars days... i'm not sure why.. but i always had this huge crush on her as a kid...

Holo 09-07-2003 12:39 PM

Sylvia Plath.

MSD 09-08-2003 10:39 AM

The Bush twins. Without protection. See how dad feels about absinence-only education then :)

Plus, they're pretty good looking from what I've seen.


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