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Old 09-18-2003, 06:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Playboy's Women Of Wal-Mart

The Playboy website wants female members of Wal-Mart staff to pose nude.

The site says it's looking for the sexiest women at the world's biggest retailer.

While Playboy magazine have run Women of Enron and Women of Starbucks features in the past year, the Wal-Mart theme would be a first for Playboy.com.

"Wal-Mart employees have a reputation for being cheerful and now Playboy.com is giving them a chance to smile for the camera. Playboy.com wants Wal-Mart's sexiest assets to roll back their clothes and pose nude," said a spokesman.

However, a spokesman for Wal-Mart, which owns Asda in the UK, said they would rather not be featured.

Tom Williams declined to say whether the company would take any action against an employee who decided to take up Playboy's offer.

Recently Wal-Mart, in an effort to spread its wholesome image as a family store, said it would put covers on a few women's magazines that typically display racy pictures and story titles, says CNN Money.

It also banned three men's magazines, including FHM, Maxim, and Stuff, earlier this year because it said it had received complaints from customers about their content.

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Old 09-18-2003, 07:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I know this really hot Wal-Mart clerk I'd like to see naked.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I dunno, I've never seen a Wal-Mart employee that I want to see naked, and I've been in a lot of Wal-Marts.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Theres a couple of hotties at the one in my town....perhaps I should alert them of this!
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:24 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I dont think i have ever seen an attractive woman in wall mart.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:25 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Living in a small college town where Wal Mart is the biggest thing, there are many young, attractive girls that work there who I wouldn't mind seeing naked.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I dunno...I mean, I guess...as long as they don't do "The <i>Customers</i> Of Wal-Mart". That would scare me.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I would like Playboy to do Women of CNN. I would love to see Erica Hill naked. I would buy two magazine with her in it.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I dunno...I mean, I guess...as long as they don't do "The <i>Customers</i> Of Wal-Mart". That would scare me.
Oh yea, I definitley know what you mean...

I bet this Wal-Mart Playboy thing might work out and maybe even be worth looking at. But I have a feeling they might have to change the title to "former Wal-Mart employees", Wal-Mart being the family oriented store it is.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:39 AM   #10 (permalink)
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Hanxter
[B] However, a spokesman for Wal-Mart, Tom Williams declined to say whether the company would take any action against an employee who decided to take up Playboy's offer.

My ass! I guarantee that anyone who poses for this gets fired on the spot.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Hmm, I've seen a few hotties at Wal Mart. Its usually an occasional cashier. Every once in awhile I'll see a nice looking stocker.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:43 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I think it is a great idea !! =)
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:53 AM   #13 (permalink)
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My ass! I guarantee that anyone who poses for this gets fired on the spot.
I used to work at a portrait studio in a Wal-Mart, and even though I was not involved with the whole "Wal-Mart society" (the portrait studio company only leased space, so Wal-Mart wasn't my employer) I could imagine very well that person would get fired. That place treats employees poorly. But, I can imagine lots of people hate their jobs there, and may see getting fired for posing as going out with a bang.

I think I'd buy that issue, mainly for the controversy it is quaranteed to cause. Good idea Playboy!

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Old 09-18-2003, 08:03 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Someone in Playboy marketing has actually come up with a good idea. Wal-Mart owns lots of stores called Asda in England and there are some bloody nice women working in my local store. I wonder if this is open to the women who work in England.
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Old 09-18-2003, 08:08 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Hm. I guess it's a good idea, but whenever I go to Wal-Mart, Jinya is easily the best-lookin' woman there. (Just ask all the guys that stare at her tits as we go by.)
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:04 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Theres a bunch of hot girls who work in the wal mart where im from , i lke the idea, It seems more like something Hustler would do tho.
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:05 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Yeah, customers and employees at Walmarts around here are definitely NOT playboy material. I think I'd rather see Yoko Ono do her cut for peace trick.

I still think its a great idea though. Basically giving Walmart a huge Fuck You for being so anally retentive. Way to go Hugh!
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:00 AM   #18 (permalink)
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If you needed proof that playboy is going downhill, this is it.

There's nothing like a fat, naked, one-toothed, smelly, pissy, chick to start the day off.
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:03 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Why do Playboy spreads need a theme, anyway?


How about two spreads of "Hot naked girls" on either side of the Playmate of the Month spread?
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:43 PM   #20 (permalink)
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However, a spokesman for Wal-Mart, Tom Williams declined to say whether the company would take any action against an employee who decided to take up Playboy's offer.

My ass! I guarantee that anyone who poses for this gets fired on the spot.
Yup, it's not exactly like we're talking about highly skilled, irreplaceable employees here.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Ah....they're running out of ideas.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:18 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Um, the hottest girl in my school works at walmart. There are a lot of great asses there.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:22 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Ah....they're running out of ideas.

are you kidding? there will always be a way of getting more nekkid chicks into the pages of playboy
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:44 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Man--there are a bunch of them that I would pay to put their cloths back on..
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Old 09-18-2003, 03:08 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Man--there are a bunch of them that I would pay to put their cloths back on..

I'd have to agree with viejo on that one.... All of the walmart reps I've ever seen are scary.
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Old 09-18-2003, 03:31 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I'm an employee at a walmart, and there are definitely a few chicks that work there that I'd like to see naked.
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Old 09-18-2003, 03:44 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Just as long as they stay away from the greeters at the door...
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Old 09-18-2003, 03:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:11 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Now, I went into the Walmart near my new place one night... around 1 am or so. All I've got to say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Defineately some hot overnight stockers working there!
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Old 09-18-2003, 05:19 PM   #30 (permalink)
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that's crazy, would be nice to see, but i've never seen a walmart employee yet in my town that i would want too.
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Old 09-18-2003, 06:54 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I've been to Walmart store's all over the US and to a lot of the Distribution center's. Believe me, there are a lot of hot looking women working for them. Doubt you will ever see any current employee's in Playboy. Those that do show up will be former employee's looking for a much bigger payday than they got from Wallie World.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:24 PM   #32 (permalink)
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ok- I live in a town with two colleges and a university- our walmarts seem equaly stocked with hotties and five million year old women.
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:25 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Wouldn't it just be easier to get Wal-mart employees naked the old-fashioned way.....LOTS of alcohol????

I bet you can get more Wal-Mart gals naked with a bottle of Boone's....and it would still be cheaper than a subscription to Playboy.
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Old 09-18-2003, 08:28 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Well, all I have to say is that is better not be anyone from the Walmart by me. I would never wish it upon anyone to see those employees naked. *shudder*
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Old 09-19-2003, 02:33 AM   #35 (permalink)
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They should ask Target, I'd LOVE to see my old Boss naked. Hot Damn! She'd be Five stars on here if I had any pictures of her. Thats what made the 4 am shift so pleasant
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Old 09-19-2003, 02:49 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Yup, it's not exactly like we're talking about highly skilled, irreplaceable employees here.
More like it's not exactly like we're talking about a well-paying job requiring skill and creative thinking.

Do you have any idea how much moolah you make posing for Playboy?

Me neither. But I bet it's a fuck of a lot more than you make at Wal-Mart.
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Old 09-19-2003, 10:31 AM   #37 (permalink)
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More like it's not exactly like we're talking about a well-paying job requiring skill and creative thinking.
Yeah, maybe I should have specified that a bit more. It wasn't meant as a slam at WalMart employees, just that it's not like the corporation wouldn't be able to easily replace anyone they let go.
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Old 09-19-2003, 10:39 AM   #38 (permalink)
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damn too bad i don't work at wal-mart. i love to push the status quo
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Old 09-19-2003, 01:29 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Sounds like a good idea to me. My ex g/f's cousin works at Wal Mart. I had the hots for her big time when I was dating her cousin.
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Old 09-19-2003, 02:47 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Changing the subject, but keeping with the Wal-Mart theme...

http://www.thecomplaintstation.com/c...s.cgi?topic512

Interesting for people who don't like Wal-Mart all that much.
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