CALLING ALL PORN FANATICS! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Halx · 09-30-2003, 01:09 PM

Matt'sModels.com needs YOU!!!

Here is the deal! We have 430+ models on the site and they are all unorganized. We are looking for a few good men (or women) who are willing to go through the gruelling task of SURFING PORN ALL DAY and recording data on each girl.

4 people will get the job... 110 models each.

What we need:
Statistical information on all of the girls: Hair, Eyes, Ethnicity, Boob size.
We need this all done in a week!!

What you get:
FREE access to Mattsmodels.com for 2 months
FREE Mattsmodels.com t-shirt
FREE video from the store

HOW TO GET THE JOB:
Send me a private message with your real name, age, location, and a statement that you will be able to complete your task within a week of assignment.

The passwords being given out are not portable and if you choose to share them with your friends, you will find yourself unable to access the site, so keep that in mind. This is something that we need to get done ASAP.

oldtimer · 09-30-2003, 01:10 PM

You've got my help.

collide · 09-30-2003, 01:12 PM

How about a few good women? 3 guys and 1 girl?

Wait, perhaps I should rephrase...

World's King · 09-30-2003, 01:12 PM

Damn... can't help.

mattevil · 09-30-2003, 01:41 PM

damn midterms!

mrquackers · 09-30-2003, 05:11 PM

Hmmm. Sounds great, but I don't think I could pull this off in the newsroom.

Waitaminit... let *me* rephrase.

Destrox · 09-30-2003, 05:18 PM

Shame i'm horrible at guessing ones ethnicity. WHoever does get this job will be a lucky few ppl.

Rewarded to actually look at porn, lol, hard to say, harder to beleivel.

YourNeverThere · 09-30-2003, 09:03 PM

lucky lucky people

Frozen North · 09-30-2003, 09:39 PM

Wouldn't ya know it, I'm probably going to get hired this week so I can't commit myself to porn.

laconic1 · 09-30-2003, 09:54 PM

I'd apply but I'm not so good with getting boob sizes right. That and I have spent a month now getting the 20 gigs of porn on my hd organized and I'm still not done. It's an awful lot of work.

Ripsaw · 10-01-2003, 09:16 AM

Aaargh.

*kicks his 56k modem across the room*

Fallon · 10-01-2003, 09:30 AM

Now, about how many pictures is it?

-Anders · 10-01-2003, 10:07 AM

Argh and i'm moving on friday

GoldenOuroboros · 10-01-2003, 02:10 PM

Yes I can see my fiancees face now.. 'Honey what you doin?' Just organising statistical data on around 110 porn shoots for a site known as Matts Models.. As much fun as this'd be, I'm not that good at looking and judging ethnic background and breast size..
Thanks for the offer anyways Hal

anleja · 10-01-2003, 03:14 PM

Hmm, I wonder what the chances of getting this are after IMing him more than 24 hours after this thread started? Especially after two people accepted within the first 3 minutes. Still, I wish myself luck.

Halx · 10-01-2003, 08:43 PM

i found my guys... sorry all who came in late

09-30-2003, 01:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	CALLING ALL PORN FANATICS! Matt'sModels.com needs YOU!!! Here is the deal! We have 430+ models on the site and they are all unorganized. We are looking for a few good men (or women) who are willing to go through the gruelling task of SURFING PORN ALL DAY and recording data on each girl. 4 people will get the job... 110 models each. What we need: Statistical information on all of the girls: Hair, Eyes, Ethnicity, Boob size. We need this all done in a week!! What you get: FREE access to Mattsmodels.com for 2 months FREE Mattsmodels.com t-shirt FREE video from the store HOW TO GET THE JOB: Send me a private message with your real name, age, location, and a statement that you will be able to complete your task within a week of assignment. The passwords being given out are not portable and if you choose to share them with your friends, you will find yourself unable to access the site, so keep that in mind. This is something that we need to get done ASAP. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals] Last edited by Halx; 09-30-2003 at 01:17 PM..

09-30-2003, 01:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
oldtimer Addict	You've got my help. __________________ Slowly but surely getting over the loss of TFP v. 3.0. Where the hell am I?.... Showering once a month does not make you a better person. "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." Martin Luther King, Jr.

09-30-2003, 01:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
collide Turn off your TV. Location: ... .- -. ..-. .-. .- -. -.-. .. ... -.-. --- --..-- -.-. .-	How about a few good women? 3 guys and 1 girl? Wait, perhaps I should rephrase... __________________ "inhuman fiery goat worship" is an anagram for "information superhighway" -kingvolc

09-30-2003, 01:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Damn... can't help. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

09-30-2003, 05:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	Hmmm. Sounds great, but I don't think I could pull this off in the newsroom. Waitaminit... let me rephrase. __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

09-30-2003, 01:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
mattevil Addict Location: Virginia	damn midterms!

09-30-2003, 05:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Shame i'm horrible at guessing ones ethnicity. WHoever does get this job will be a lucky few ppl. Rewarded to actually look at porn, lol, hard to say, harder to beleivel. __________________ You bore me.... next.

09-30-2003, 09:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	lucky lucky people __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

09-30-2003, 09:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
Frozen North Insane Location: Alaska	Wouldn't ya know it, I'm probably going to get hired this week so I can't commit myself to porn.

09-30-2003, 09:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
laconic1 Junkie	I'd apply but I'm not so good with getting boob sizes right. That and I have spent a month now getting the 20 gigs of porn on my hd organized and I'm still not done. It's an awful lot of work.

10-01-2003, 09:16 AM	#11 (permalink)
Ripsaw Chef in Training	Aaargh. kicks his 56k modem across the room __________________ "We are supposed to be masters of space, but we cant even line up our shoes?" One life, one chance, one opportunity.

10-01-2003, 09:30 AM	#12 (permalink)
Fallon Junkie Location: RI	Now, about how many pictures is it?

10-01-2003, 10:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
-Anders Custom title. Location: Denmark.	Argh and i'm moving on friday __________________ Signature 101

10-01-2003, 02:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Yes I can see my fiancees face now.. 'Honey what you doin?' Just organising statistical data on around 110 porn shoots for a site known as Matts Models.. As much fun as this'd be, I'm not that good at looking and judging ethnic background and breast size.. Thanks for the offer anyways Hal __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

10-01-2003, 03:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	Hmm, I wonder what the chances of getting this are after IMing him more than 24 hours after this thread started? Especially after two people accepted within the first 3 minutes. Still, I wish myself luck.

10-01-2003, 08:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	i found my guys... sorry all who came in late __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]