Anyone feel sorry for this guy?
 

Or, like me, are you just too damned busy grabbing your crotch and cringing?

Man Cuts Off His Genitals to Win Sympathy

DAR ES SALAAM (Reuters) - A Tanzanian man cut off his genitals in an attempt to win sympathy from creditors after squandering their money on prostitutes and alcohol, a newspaper reported on Saturday.

The 24-year-old reached the decision after realizing he could not pay back millions of shillings lent to him by friends and relatives to invest in a business venture.

The Guardian newspaper said the man's condition was improving after he received treatment at his local hospital in the east African country's northern Manyara region.

The report said it was the second such incident in the area in two months. Another man slashed off his genitals upon failing to settle a 300,000 shilling ($287) debt.

$287?? Good God, man, I'd have loaned it to ya! And I don't even know you!

Fool. I have no sympathy for that clown.

Guess the carving project took care of half his problem - Now if he'll just go on the wagon he'll have it made.

Yes. I feel sorry for people who do stupid things all the time.
If I didn't - I would be feeling sorry for almost nobody.
Why?
Because we are all the main cause of our own problems.
Not too much different from this guy actually.
He's one of us - imagine that!

What a complete boob! I pray this guy has not procreated, the human race has enough problems without this guy diluting the gene pool. Guess we don't have to worry about that any more.

So... did it work? God knows I have a few bills to pay.

I'm torn between feeling sorry and feeling that if he had died it would have been a good example of natural selection at it's finest.

so now he owes a bundle and has no dick.

m. o. r. o. n.

Im going to have goose bumps all over my body for days now. Thats horrible!!!

how can such an action be justified for debt payment? how does that relate to one another or solve anything.. what an idiot.

i've got nothing but sympathy for him.
i mean, imagine being pushed into a corner in which the only egress is to castrate yourself...

i guess it doesn't really matter just how bad his situation is to us, but rather how bad it was to him. i can't see ever cutting my nuts off, but it's a good real-worl parallel to that joke in which a husband who plays around awakes to find his dick stuck in a vice, a hacksaw in his hand, and flames running up the walls.

No, now he owes a bundle, has no dick, AND now a hospital bill as well!!....

I don't feel sorry for him. A financial mess is bad enough, but to cut your junk off in an attempt to fix it? What exactly would that accomplish?

I guess he figured since he spent their money on prostitutes (sex) he'd cut it off to show he was sorry and to repent for what he had done. I don't feel sorry for him. Not because what he did may be seen as stupid but because he did it on purpose, it's what he wanted.

Reminds me of Oedipus (erm, sorry if I misspelt it).

Shit, that's what I was gonna do to get sympathy.

*puts knife away*

Human stupidity is infinite. I give you this guy as evidence.

I don't feel that much sympathy...but it DOES freak me out that a man would go that far. Any objections?

What the Hell? There seem to be a reash of males whacking off their units lately, I hope it is not a virus of something. What a dumbass.

that warrants a mercy killing

Not only do i not feel sorry for this guy, but if he owed me that much cash, i woulda done it myself. At least there's one less idiot to litter in the gene pool.

i agree with ART, there should always be a degree of empathy with anything. We're all humans who've come from the same place and are all connected, somehow.

I don't feel sorry for people who do stupid things at all.We all make choices in life and we have to live with them.I choose to feel sorry for people who have no control over the unfortunate life they have been given through whatever malady.

He can get another dick, easy.

Just has to have a sex-change...mind you, it wont be his own...

Urghhh I have sympathy for the desperation he must have felt, but not much admiration for his smarts.

Wonder what he did with it? Did he bring it to them or something? wtf did he think he do with it, kiss it? no, no sympathy for idiots.

Sympathy beside, I wonder if he did it himself? I can't even comrehend that. Even if I had a gun to my head, I don't think I could do that to myself.

As a man, I do have sympathy for this fellow losing his dick. Then, when I realize what he lost it for, the sympathy quickly starts to fade.

Anyone who deliberately harms himself for attention or sympathy will get no sympathy from me. It's pathetic and doesn't solve anything. Be a man (even a dickless one) and do something about your problem not mangle your being to gain other's pity. That is just pure stupidity. Glad he won't be fostering any more children like him.

He he he, ouch. Not the best option, but if you want a replacement dick THAT badly...........

No

Next time i borrow a dollar of my friend for lunch i'll just cut of my penis and give it to him in return.

whoa....

Guys, think about it for a second. His dick meant as much to him as it does to you. Can you imagine what the circumstances would have to be for you to cut your dick off? It would have to be pretty similar for him.

He's an idiot for putting a price on his dick. Whats worse is he thought it was only worth $284.

Cutting your testicles off. -For those days when suicide isn't enough..

he would have done better cutting the dicks off his creditors

Well at least he won't go into debt to pay for the titties anymore. Now he just needs to work on that beer...

What a moron. If he owed me money I'd stick it up his own ass.

nope can't say that I do that is just sick twisted and makes me cry a little bit

Owe $287 = cut off your package?

I'd hate to see what the going rate would be for MY credit card debt... my friggin' monthly CAR PAYMENT alone is above than the cut-off-your-junk line.

-Mikey