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Old 04-19-2003, 08:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
Hospital Hotties

Well, I'm sitting here in the hospital bored to tears. Glad that I got a laptop to watch movies (got the whole Ken Burns Civil War DVD set)

Bring you all up to speed... I was supposed to go to LA friday morning to go to a baptism and become a godfather (i was hoping to get a big ring and everything) for my little nephw.

I woke up around 2AM with sever cramps and pain. Wife woke up and took me to ER and I was admitted quickly. I was given a battery of tests and diagnosed with pancreatitis again. Of course I'm NPO (meaning no food at all) giving my pancreas a break

No idea about how long I'll be in... it all depends on how quickly I can begin eating.

BUT there are some hotties here.. my two doctors.. the admitting doctor and the attending doctor are both hotties... i gotta get some pics of them...

The nurses are nice.. but not as hot as the doctors.

Anyone have any good doctor/nurse stories?
Old 04-19-2003, 08:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't have any personal stories per-se but you definately have to make a move and try it out, then YOU can tell us a great erotic story!
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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back when my baby girl was in the hospital we had a real mixed bag of nursing staff... there were alot that were pretty average and even a few that were a bit scary, but a couple of days while we were there, our acting nurse was a real babe... of course i was married at the time so it's not like i could do anything about it, but it was good to sit back and admire...
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Never seen a chic that worked in a hospital that was hot. No stories here either. Personally, I've never had to stay at the hospital for anything other than my birth.
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Old 04-19-2003, 08:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hope you feel better soon.

In College, the nurses used to come past every Wed. Man those uniforms do it for me...
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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My last girlfriend was a nurse.

I still miss her, She was the best thing that ever happened to me.

That Naughty Nurse saying is soo true
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I spent a week in the hospital having my trachea operated on. I was only & years old at the time, so all I remember was being scared out of my mind....Get better cynthetiq!!!!!
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:19 AM   #8 (permalink)
cyn, you're going to have to wait until your amalayse and lypase (sp?) levels go down, then they'll put you on clear liquids, and finally, you'll be able to eat solid foods (although you'll be on a lowfat diet). Good luck to you dude.

And six, I don't know which hospitals you've been to, but there have been a number of cuties at the ones I've been to. Sadly, no stories though.
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Wile E heads down to the Island to visit cynthetiq. Alright, not to visit cynthetiq, but to check out the hotties! Whoo hoo.

Hope all is well brother, and you'll be back up and about soon enough. My only good hospital stories include good drugs not hot nurses.
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Old 04-20-2003, 07:18 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I was in the hospital a few times all for different digestive problems. I don't have any fond memories of the nurses/doctors. The first time in the hospital when I was 10, a nurse kept trying to shove a catheter in me that was too big. It took the nurse several times before realizing that it was too big.

The third time in the hospital after being admitted for severe stomach cramps and vomitting a nurse kept trying to shove a large tube up my nose (and down into my stomach) while I vomitted continuously. She didn't speak any English and she wouldn't stop. During surgery they put a catheter in. When I woke up in the recovery room groggy and confused I tried to tear it out. That didn't feel too good. Apparently, the nurses were struggling to stop me. I don't remember much of it, but I was sore for a couple weeks.

Anyway, I hope that your experiences are better than mine. Get better soon.
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Old 04-20-2003, 08:51 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I don't get the hottie nurse/doctor thing.
To me, if you are working with sick people all day, or bathing and taking care of patients - its just not a place where I find women attractive.
I guess its a uniform thing in part, but I'll pass in favor of the cheerleader uni...
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Old 04-20-2003, 09:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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cynthetiq, get well soon. We'll be waiting for the pics.
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Old 04-20-2003, 10:06 AM   #13 (permalink)
I had one nurse who would best be described as a babe, but I was sooo sick that I couldn't enjoy it all that much.
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Old 04-20-2003, 12:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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never been in the hospital, so no stories from me. However, when visiting my fater during his stints in the hospital, I have seen many, many nurses. Unfortunately, they were almost exclusivley fat, old, and ugly.
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Old 04-20-2003, 12:58 PM   #15 (permalink)
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get well soon. As far as stories go, I was working security at a hospital some years ago and this nurse that looked like she came straight out of a porn movie kept going back to the supply closet in the ER with various members of the staff, a doctor, couple of xray tech and orderlie or two. I thought she was just friendly but, apparantly she was giving aid and comfort not just to the sick but the able as well. Now that is nursing!
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:07 PM   #16 (permalink)
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damn, the girls at the college of Nursing here at State are for the most part very fine, but my mom's a nurse, and they tend to be a little crazy, therefore I stay away.
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Old 04-20-2003, 01:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
I grew up around nurses
And I worked two years in a hospital.

So, I have quiet a few.
hmm....Those beds aren't as strong as you might think, ya know.
I always preferred the restrooms on the closed off floors.

Yum, those nurses...
Docs were always kind of stand-offish, stern.
But I did get a chance to "cut the rug" with a tall looker once. (great legs)
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Old 04-20-2003, 02:36 PM   #18 (permalink)
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My wife is a nurse and I must say those little nurse uniforms are amazing...:-)
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Old 04-20-2003, 02:43 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Never been in the hospital for myself, but in and out because of my brother, mother and father. My brother had a really cute doctor last year who was a pediatric neurology resident. He was watching my brother's brain surgery. The guy who ran the computers that gauged the position of my brother's brain tumor was also very good-looking (Ph.D, not an M.D.). Yay for yummy doctors
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Old 04-20-2003, 02:44 PM   #20 (permalink)
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On my way to visit my mom at work I passed the hottest young asian pornstar/doctor on the walkway.

This took place about 3 days ago.
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Old 04-20-2003, 02:53 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Hope you get better soon, dude.

As some of you know, my father had been in the hospital frequently from April 2001 until he died last year. Because of this, I visited almost every day. The nurses were quite attractive, some of the volunteers were my age . and even the older ones looked like they had been hot back when they were young. The doctors were mostly male, so I didn't really bother to notice whether or not they were attractive, but they were nice guys, the kind of personality that you want from someone who's sticking his hand into your stomach through your navel.
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Old 04-20-2003, 04:19 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I've never seen a pornstar level nurse but yeah I have seen some pretty good hotties.
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Old 04-20-2003, 04:32 PM   #23 (permalink)
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When I was in the hospital with my wife for the birth of our son, it was like a parade of gorgeous women who were all nurses, many of them working nights. So I'd wake up all tired and out of it and this stunning woman would be talking with my wife. It was wierd.

Feel better cyn. A close friend of mine has chronic pancreatitis and it kicks his ass periodically. Take your enzymes!
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Old 04-20-2003, 05:03 PM   #24 (permalink)
No personal stories to share, but my brother has Crohn's disease and is always in and out of the hospital...he goes to the university hospital with all the nursing students...daaaayum...

There's every flavor - blonde, redhead, brunette, asian, and they're all hot as hell. I keep telling him he needs to request a sponge bath
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Old 04-26-2003, 06:26 PM   #25 (permalink)
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i hope i don't regret this post........

i've had some interestingexperiences with a few aides and nurses. nurses have a good tendency to be ugly too

but.... i've had.... handjobs (a bunch), horny ones just talking and one who nonchalantly told me she had checked on me in her panties but i was asleep.

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Old 04-26-2003, 07:11 PM   #26 (permalink)
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never been admitted into a hospital.

i volunteered there couple yrs ago as a junior volunteer, but the hot chicks never paid attention to me.
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