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Old 01-29-2004, 12:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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WHOOPS! I shaved my pubes off

Last night, my wife and I shaved ourselves. One of us now looks pretty hot. (Hint: it isnít me).

So lemme tell guys, shaving off your pubes is not for everybody. Sure, it might look cool on your typical, massive pornstar. But if you are a short, skinny guy with no body hair to speak of, deleting your pubes will make you look like a 10-year-old boy.

As if I wasnít already ridiculous looking, now I look like the centerfold on Michael-Jacksonís favorite whack-mag.

And, of course, there is the umÖsensation. Christ, it feels like a sweaty hedgehog is taking a nap in my shorts. And Iím starting to itch. MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
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Old 01-29-2004, 12:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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clavus,

I, too, felt the same way you do when I first started shaving. I stopped doing it for a while because I looked like a little boy. Well, I got over that, opting for the smoothness and the heightened sexuality I felt as a result of this minor modification. Once you get into it, every day that you shave, you'll be wanting to ravage your wife like crazy for the rest of the day. It's great.
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Old 01-29-2004, 12:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The itching goes away once your skin gets used to the razor.. give it a few frequent shaves. Use an aftershave balm (not the abrasive stuff you commonly use on your face.. the smooth lotion type stuff) right after you shave. Then, 6 hours or so later, apply a little bit of oil-based lubricant like petroleum jelly, to lubricate your hair follicles so the sharply shaved hairs don't irritate the skin as they grow out of it.
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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We did the same thing, and I don't think it will ever change!
 
Old 01-29-2004, 01:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Think about it: AFTERSHAVE... DOWN THERE..... Try it...
Then after the stars clears and the only sound you are still hearing is your screaming ringing in your ears, then you'll totally be turned off from ever shaving down there again.....

Nah, Halx just gave some solid advice.....
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Thanks for the advice.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but by the time the aftershave trickled down to my butthole, my eyes had rolled up into the back of my head and the only sound I could hear was my wife's laughter.
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Next time, leave some hair on the torso; I thin mine with a beard trimmer. Definately better to keep the "working areas" clean, however.
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I used to shave every weekend or so, but it got too tiresome. My girlfriend doesn't really appreciate it so I let it grow out a bit. Now she wants me to shave my scrote, but rather than risk massive blood loss I may grit and use Nair or something.
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I figure we'll be merged into the giant shaving thread soon, but the following useful website has never been referenced, as far as I can tell:

http://www.hairfacts.com/
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Then start at a site that doesn't sell any.

HairFacts is about hair removal facts, not sales. I've created over 3,350 pages here to help you make informed purchasing decisions, so first-time visitors should start with my overview of Hair removal methods. I hope my commercial-free site earns your trust as a reliable hair removal resource.
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Next time, leave some hair on the torso; I thin mine with a beard trimmer. Definately better to keep the "working areas" clean, however.
Hear hear.

I can't quite picture going "all bald". But I don't plan to ever go back to "full-on fuzzy".
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Old 01-29-2004, 01:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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That is probably the best description I have heard of anything in my life. Ever.

I don't plan on doing it myself though. Just keep it all in trim mind.
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Old 01-29-2004, 02:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I had to shave clean for a surgical procedure in the groin area and i kept the clean shaved look for a while. After a couple of months i just quit shaving and let it grow wild again. Didn't seem to be any difference to me. Just one mans opinion.
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Old 01-29-2004, 02:01 PM   #14 (permalink)
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In the end, it doesn't matter what you think about being shaved clean, but what your wife likes. How does she feel about it? I realize she'll want you to be comfortable, but, does your concern come from what she sees when she looks at your pubic region?
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Old 01-29-2004, 02:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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In the end, it doesn't matter what you think about being shaved clean, but what your wife likes. How does she feel about it? I realize she'll want you to be comfortable, but, does your concern come from what she sees when she looks at your pubic region?
An excellent question. I'm pretty sure the shaved look didn't sear itself into her mind as the epitome of sexy. When she first saw my new look, she actually pointed and laughed.

I think she may be getting revenge on me for letting that bison in the car...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=42996
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Old 01-29-2004, 02:35 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I shaved my pubes once and I will never do it again....I tried it over a month shaving every other day and it itched like a mofo...Now I just trim and it looks hella awesome....
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Old 01-29-2004, 02:47 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I've never shaved mine completely off, but twice I have neatly trimmed them down. Itched like a mofo for a couple days, but I think it looks much nicer down there and worth the itching.

Plus it gives me a good reason to touch myself
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Old 01-29-2004, 03:54 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Thanks for the advice.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but by the time the aftershave trickled down to my butthole, my eyes had rolled up into the back of my head and the only sound I could hear was my wife's laughter.
No, no, no! You don't use aftershave down there! You want a moisturizer . There are a few that also make your hair grow back more slowly. Let your wife help apply it... you both should start to enjoy it!
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Old 01-29-2004, 04:12 PM   #19 (permalink)
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The biggest mistake I ever made was trimming down to next to nothing the day before a big test in HS... It felt like a rabid wolverine was chasing a colony of ants around my groin.
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Old 01-29-2004, 06:11 PM   #20 (permalink)
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After reading your title, I thought: Now how the Hell does someone "accidentally" shave off their pubes?

I mean, it's not like you can really be that careless whilst shaving your chin, you know?

But after reading it, I'd say Halx is right....and whatever you do: don't do the aftershave thing....
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Old 01-29-2004, 06:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I think she may be getting revenge on me for letting that bison in the car...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=42996
OMG! ROFL!
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Old 01-29-2004, 06:34 PM   #22 (permalink)
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The biggest mistake I ever made was trimming down to next to nothing the day before a big test in HS... It felt like a rabid wolverine was chasing a colony of ants around my groin.
Nice imagery.

Did you do alright on the test?
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Old 01-29-2004, 07:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Clavis, your a riot!! haha.

I choked on my milk while I read that first post. Thanks for making me squirt milk out my nose.

Anyway, how the hell do you think us ladies feel? We have to shave mostly every other day, if not, every day to stay smooth. My skin is too sensitive for nair, and waxing, well, is OUT of the question down there. For a guy, yeah, its nice for them to keep it trimmed, but the ass hair just has to go. Ugh.

Good luck with all that.
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Old 01-29-2004, 07:19 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Guys, waxing is really underrated. It gets it all out in one quick yank of the wax, and you don' thave to worry about it for a week or two.

Also, Nair does nothing whatsoever.
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Old 01-29-2004, 07:38 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I think my pubes look good with a 5 o' clock shadow. Shaving to the skin looks weird on me. I like leaving some stubble.
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Old 01-29-2004, 10:59 PM   #26 (permalink)
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As long as you cant BRAID your pubes then its all good
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Old 01-29-2004, 11:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Soooo....itchy. I hated it.
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Old 01-30-2004, 12:01 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I just wanted to say, that, in my case anyway, it isn't what it looks like, it's what it FEELS like. And flossing with pubes does NOT feel good

As for the itching, baby oil works nicely. As does going commando for a few days.
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Old 01-30-2004, 05:20 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I just wanted to say, that, in my case anyway, it isn't what it looks like, it's what it FEELS like. And flossing with pubes does NOT feel good
Remember that! Clean working surfaces = more oral sex! How can you possibly pass that up?
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Old 01-30-2004, 09:50 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Baby powder folks......it' like your balls are two pucks on an air hockey table. They just glide smoothly between your legs.
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Old 01-31-2004, 12:35 PM   #31 (permalink)
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That's why I trim and not shave
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Old 01-31-2004, 04:08 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Remember that! Clean working surfaces = more oral sex! How can you possibly pass that up?
so so so so so so sooooooooooo very true. not to mention that the little round kids don't get NEARLY as hot and sweaty on those humid summer days.

and as for commando, well...just call me the governor of california
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Old 01-31-2004, 05:42 PM   #33 (permalink)
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clavus,

I, too, felt the same way you do when I first started shaving. I stopped doing it for a while because I looked like a little boy. Well, I got over that, opting for the smoothness and the heightened sexuality I felt as a result of this minor modification. Once you get into it, every day that you shave, you'll be wanting to ravage your wife like crazy for the rest of the day. It's great.
LOL Halx. Love the wording there. "RAVAGE"...
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Old 01-31-2004, 06:42 PM   #34 (permalink)
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[B] An excellent question. I'm pretty sure the shaved look didn't sear itself into her mind as the epitome of sexy. When she first saw my new look, she actually pointed and laughed.

Let us hope it was the shave job she was laughing at
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Old 01-31-2004, 07:42 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Lots of baby powder helps.
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Old 01-31-2004, 07:55 PM   #36 (permalink)
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ask your wife how she feel clavus...
i like Willow exactly how he is... soft and natural... he tends to keep it very trim as he likes it that way... if he wanted to shave, then that would be fine too...
i just go nuts for him... anyway i can get him... that's what it's really all about... *soft smile*
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Old 02-01-2004, 02:14 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Take Halx's advice. Shave like right after or in the shower.
And take a few hours to read the massive thread on it in the Sexuality board.
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Old 02-01-2004, 03:43 PM   #38 (permalink)
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i use an electric trimmer.. if i shaved, im afraid that i would shave my sack open. haha
 
Old 02-01-2004, 04:10 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Shower shave with a new razor and lots of shaving gel, never had a problem or a cut. Also, baby powder is your friend for the sack.
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Old 02-01-2004, 06:39 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Take Halx's advice. Shave like right after or in the shower.
And take a few hours to read the massive thread on it in the Sexuality board.
it'll take more than a few hours. 14 pages already
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