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Old 01-30-2004, 08:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sperm Whale explodes (funny and shocking) (NSFW)

This story is great. (Especially the last two paragraphs.
Heres the link to the article.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/


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11:48 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2004
Thar she blows! Dead whale explodes
TAIPEI - Residents of Tainan learned a lesson in whale biology after the decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours.

The 56-foot-long whale had been on a truck headed for a necropsy by researchers, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

Residents and shop owners wore masks while trying to clean up the spilt blood and entrails.

"What a stinking mess. This blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful," a BBC News report quoted one Tainan resident as saying.

The whale had died on Jan. 17 after it beached itself on the southwestern coast of the island.

Researchers at the National Cheng Kung University in Tainan said enough of the whale remained to allow for an examination by marine biologists.

Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

FANTASTIC
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I saw the first picture on another site earlier and was wondering what the story was behind it, Thank you for clearing it up
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thx for posting - nice pics
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That would have sucked to be in the line of fire....
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Old 01-30-2004, 08:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That's just.....disturbing. And is it just me, or does the way they're transporting that whale look VERY strange? I mean they have it roped to a truck as if it were a matress tied to a roof (yeah, I'm Southern).
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Old 01-30-2004, 09:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ok...ewww. Why didn't they take a picture where you could see the five foot penis?
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Old 01-30-2004, 09:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Cool, haha.
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Old 01-30-2004, 10:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Wow, thats.... Interesting. It woulda sucked to have been hit with that though...
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Old 01-30-2004, 10:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow...that would be creepy to be going down the street and see a huge cocked whale just strapped on to a truck. Id be scared to be behind it on the highway. Wonder how loud that explosion was...
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Old 01-30-2004, 11:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That's horribly disgusting, can happen to humans too...

This thread should have NSFW attached to it, it may not be porn but it still contains potentially disturbing images.
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Old 01-31-2004, 12:55 AM   #11 (permalink)
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It's 59 feet long? and a 5 foot penis? That's really not so long...

6feet tall = 72 inches. divide by 10 = 7.2 inches.

59 feet long divide by 10 = 5.9 feet.

It's about proportional to us, but still noone marvels at its whole body's size =/
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Old 01-31-2004, 04:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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It's 59 feet long? and a 5 foot penis? That's really not so long...

6feet tall = 72 inches. divide by 10 = 7.2 inches.

59 feet long divide by 10 = 5.9 feet.

It's about proportional to us, but still noone marvels at its whole body's size =/

BUT, being dead, its shlong is probably phlacid. that would be like having a 7.2 inch softie.
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Old 01-31-2004, 05:33 AM   #13 (permalink)
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BUT, being dead, its shlong is probably phlacid. that would be like having a 7.2 inch softie.
What? *looks down pants* you mean that isn't normal?


oh... you said inches, not centimeters...

But really, we had a whale beach itsself around here too a couple of years back, first thing the authorities did was punch a hole in it so the gas could get out. I'd say if you're goanna transport it you would at least look into what happens to animals after they die...
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Old 01-31-2004, 07:28 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Aahahaha, take that hippies.
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Old 01-31-2004, 01:44 PM   #15 (permalink)
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whale penises have bones in them, IIRC. It's not the proportions that fascinate, it's the size of the member itself.

I can only imagine the smell (and I hope my suspiscions are never confirmed); what an awful mess to have to clean up.
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Old 01-31-2004, 02:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I pity whoever owns that scooter :P
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Old 01-31-2004, 02:59 PM   #17 (permalink)
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this reminds me of back in the day when a dead whale was beached on the southern Oregon coast and the coast guard blew it up with dynamite. it was pretty freaking funny.
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Old 01-31-2004, 03:53 PM   #18 (permalink)
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this reminds me of back in the day when a dead whale was beached on the southern Oregon coast and the coast guard blew it up with dynamite. it was pretty freaking funny.
it was hilarious, here's the link to the video (quicktime required and prolly NSFW, as well)

exploding whale in oregon

enjoy
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Old 01-31-2004, 04:00 PM   #19 (permalink)
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you can thank oregon engineers on that one. Thinking they could blow it up and get away with it.
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Old 01-31-2004, 05:32 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Haha, That was pretty cool to see on a screen however in person that would fucking suck, Hey kids, look at that whale driving away into the sunset, then it explodes haha.

And since when did whales have dicks? Learn something new everyday I guess.

Watching the oregon video right now lets hope its pretty cool.
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Old 01-31-2004, 05:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
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"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.
I'm going to save this quote for my obituary.
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Old 01-31-2004, 06:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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cait987 - how else do you think they have sex?

one of the funniest news stories of the month, thats for sure.
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Old 01-31-2004, 07:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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FUCK...


MY SCOOTER.
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Old 01-31-2004, 07:37 PM   #24 (permalink)
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picture the look on the spectators faces when that exploded
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Old 01-31-2004, 11:43 PM   #25 (permalink)
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"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.


hahaha
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Old 02-01-2004, 12:13 AM   #26 (permalink)
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you beat me to it King.

Ya Know? I bet they had a WHALE of a good time!

/me hides.
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Old 02-01-2004, 10:14 AM   #27 (permalink)
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whale penises have bones in them, IIRC. It's not the proportions that fascinate, it's the size of the member itself.
you sound like air45

its swollen bone-member did become so engorged with the pleasurable arousal that its massive sex explosion did cause it to erupt! this is top-drawer!
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Old 02-01-2004, 11:01 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Aahahaha, take that hippies.
you know that hippies couldn't organize a transport like that.
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Old 02-01-2004, 01:53 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I only have one thing to say:

PWND!!

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Old 02-01-2004, 04:30 PM   #30 (permalink)
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ok...ewww. Why didn't they take a picture where you could see the five foot penis?
Yeah, that would have been interesting to see.

I can't imagine just walking down the street minding my own business and suddenly a huge whale explodes and showers its blood and entrail all over me. I probably would have puked on the spot...
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Old 02-01-2004, 06:27 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I''m sure whoever forgot to vent the body cavity will cachalot of flak.
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Old 02-01-2004, 07:01 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Yeah, that would have been interesting to see.

I can't imagine just walking down the street minding my own business and suddenly a huge whale explodes and showers its blood and entrail all over me. I probably would have puked on the spot...
Would have been an excuse to get out of work. Because seriously, how can the boss argue with a person covered in whale guts?
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Old 02-01-2004, 07:37 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2004, 07:41 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I wasn't sure what to think from the thread title..

i didn't expect it to be so bluntly litteral though..

wow.

it's like a scene from hitch hickers guide to the galexy

*looks for a broken flower pot*

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(yes i know wrong type of whale.. but still)
 
Old 02-01-2004, 08:01 PM   #35 (permalink)
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it's like a scene from hitch hickers guide to the galexy

*looks for a broken flower pot*

ps
(yes i know wrong type of whale.. but still)


actually i thought it was a sperm whale in the Guide... i'll have to flip through it tonite.
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Old 02-01-2004, 08:38 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Something similar happened in Oregon a while back (in the 70's, I think). Here's a link:

http://www.perp.com/whale/video.html
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Old 02-02-2004, 12:04 AM   #37 (permalink)
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/me is very glad that she wasn't showered in whale guts
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Old 02-02-2004, 01:17 AM   #38 (permalink)
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it was off to get disected anyway...nature was just trying to help out....the scooter in the picture looks oddly clean doesn't it?
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Old 02-02-2004, 01:25 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Wow, luckily i wasnt planning on transporting whales anywhere anytime soon
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Old 02-02-2004, 01:09 PM   #40 (permalink)
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ha ha! Thats great!
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